June 21, 20196 yr Do we still follow her? I actually haven't heard from her in ages, but just stumbled across this on twitter: from the comments: Edited June 21, 20196 yr by Goo Punch
June 21, 20196 yr Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing?
June 21, 20196 yr I have no words for how amazing this is. It makes me want to drive down to Austin and have a few beers with those guys. Funniest shit I've seen all day, thanks Goo.
June 21, 20196 yr Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing?Yes. I drive through that intersection every day. We also have a homeless camp under 71 at Manchaca.
June 21, 20196 yr Someone who has Twitter should add to that thread asking when kvue is going to run a story on horrible moms.
June 22, 20196 yr MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking.
June 22, 20196 yr 52 minutes ago, HenryJames said: She apparently married Ringo Starr. That is one desperate dude. So is he leaving Mike and abandoning American Pickers? Edited June 22, 20196 yr by Deej
June 22, 20196 yr MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. Wut??
June 22, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, 'stache said: Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing? Last time I rolled through that intersection. The guy was sweeping up the same spot. He had a vacuum too, but probably didn't have an long enough extension cord.
June 22, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, Rhyners said: MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. Hahaha details please?
June 22, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, HenryJames said: She apparently married Ringo Starr. Good to see the Unibomber getting on with his life... even though this is a step down from previously.
June 22, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, Underdog said: I’d still fuck her. Wait - Underdog is a Whitman sock? 10 hours ago, Rhyners said: MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. Did your dick fall off? Was it before or after the bolt-ons (asking because surly point of reference is her attention whoring her new boobs)
June 24, 20196 yr Kinda a little bit surprised she didn't get married wearing blue body paint from head to toe and nothing else.
June 24, 20196 yr Hahaha details please? Since “ate my asshole out nice without provocation” isn’t enough detail.
June 24, 20196 yr On 6/22/2019 at 7:48 AM, 6th Street said: Hahaha details please? Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass.
June 24, 20196 yr MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. You can’t just roll into a thread like this and drop a nugget like that without:1. Pics (because we know you have them and don’t give us some bullshit that you dont)2. More goddamn stories. Look, most of us are gainfully employed, but if you think for one fucking second we can’t take time out of our day to read about this nasty bitch playing a rusty trombone, you sir are very wrong.
June 24, 20196 yr Just now, Patricio Swayze said: You can’t just roll into a thread like this and drop a nugget like that without: 1. Pics (because we know you have them and don’t give us some bullshit that you dont) 2. More goddamn stories. Look, most of us are gainfully employed, but if you think for one fucking second we can’t take time out of our day to read about this nasty bitch playing a rusty trombone, you sir are very wrong. PREACH
June 24, 20196 yr I figured she would be too busy working out with the Austin Acoustics to worry about stuff like that.
June 24, 20196 yr It is kinda funny, though. A friend of mine got pulled over in Austin for glancing at his phone behind a stop sign, and here there are people with bigass grills on the side of the road. I'm sure that isn't distracting at all. LOL
June 24, 20196 yr i like the part where she is certain its south 1st and ben white....... but it could be congress and ben white.
June 24, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Rhyners said: Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass. So, you have an std?
June 25, 20196 yr i like the part where she is certain its south 1st and ben white....... but it could be congress and ben white.Do you think she might be lying?
June 25, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, Rhyners said: Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass.
June 25, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, DougO said: Her twitter feed is more full of cray than a Cajun boil. That kinda nonsense really sticks in my craw
June 25, 20196 yr Just helping her build that dream house. Though as a disaster scientist, she should know better than to build her house out of mud, in a field that's prone to flooding. Cray, cray.
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