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Do we still follow her? I actually haven't heard from her in ages, but just stumbled across this on twitter:

from the comments:

 

Edited by Goo Punch

Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing?

I have no words for how amazing this is. It makes me want to drive down to Austin and have a few beers with those guys. 

Funniest shit I've seen all day, thanks Goo. 

Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing?

Yes. I drive through that intersection every day. We also have a homeless camp under 71 at Manchaca.

Just Belmont testing out new tailgating options for next season.

well this could be one way they get off the streets.

Instead of posting pics, she should just ram them with her horn.

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Someone who has Twitter should add to that thread asking when kvue is going to run a story on horrible moms. 

1 hour ago, justhookit said:

Lulz the comments. Harvard. She’s certain but not.

 

Tits, I was told there would be tits. 

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

52 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

She apparently married Ringo Starr.

That is one desperate dude.

So is he leaving Mike and abandoning American Pickers?

Edited by Deej

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 


Wut??
14 hours ago, 'stache said:

Did they seriously drag a large grill to a median and unload it for a mid street picnic? Is this part of that "Keep Austin Weird" thing?

Last time I rolled through that intersection.  The guy was sweeping up the same spot.  He had a vacuum too, but probably didn't have an long enough extension cord.

9 hours ago, Rhyners said:

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

Hahaha details please?

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

She apparently married Ringo Starr.

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Good to see the Unibomber getting on with his life... even though this is a step down from previously.

14 hours ago, Underdog said:

I’d still fuck her. 

Wait - Underdog is a Whitman sock?

 

10 hours ago, Rhyners said:

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

Did your dick fall off?
Was it before or after the bolt-ons (asking because surly point of reference is her attention whoring her new boobs)

Kinda a little bit surprised she didn't get married wearing blue body paint from head to toe and nothing else. 

Hahaha details please?

 

Since “ate my asshole out nice without provocation” isn’t enough detail.

On 6/22/2019 at 7:48 AM, 6th Street said:

Hahaha details please?

Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass. 

MacKenzie Kelly? Woah I used to bang her out several years ago. That bitch was nasty, ate my asshole out nice without provocation, but too mental to keep around for more than a few weeks of fucking. 

You can’t just roll into a thread like this and drop a nugget like that without:

1. Pics (because we know you have them and don’t give us some bullshit that you dont)
2. More goddamn stories. Look, most of us are gainfully employed, but if you think for one fucking second we can’t take time out of our day to read about this nasty bitch playing a rusty trombone, you sir are very wrong.
Just now, Patricio Swayze said:


You can’t just roll into a thread like this and drop a nugget like that without:

1. Pics (because we know you have them and don’t give us some bullshit that you dont)
2. More goddamn stories. Look, most of us are gainfully employed, but if you think for one fucking second we can’t take time out of our day to read about this nasty bitch playing a rusty trombone, you sir are very wrong.

PREACH

I figured she would be too busy working out with the Austin Acoustics to worry about stuff like that.

It is kinda funny, though. A friend of mine got pulled over in Austin for glancing at his phone behind a stop sign, and here there are people with bigass grills on the side of the road. I'm sure that isn't distracting at all. LOL

i like the part where she is certain its south 1st and ben white....... but it could be congress and ben white.

2 hours ago, Rhyners said:

Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass. 

So, you have an std?

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

I’m guessing sock/troll.

Ya think?

8 hours ago, RollLeft said:

So, you have an std?

Not anymore

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I’m guessing sock/troll.

Nope, real story. Real ho. 

i like the part where she is certain its south 1st and ben white....... but it could be congress and ben white.

Do you think she might be lying?

19 hours ago, Rhyners said:

Met her through someone I knew and we had a few weeks of slap, slap, slapping sounds. She was nutty though but it's hard to not go back for a few seconds when she likes me sticking it in her ass. 

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Her twitter feed is more full of cray than a Cajun boil.

5 minutes ago, DougO said:

Her twitter feed is more full of cray than a Cajun boil.

That kinda nonsense really sticks in my craw 

Just helping her build that dream house. Though as a disaster scientist, she should know better than to build her house out of mud, in a field that's prone to flooding. Cray, cray.

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