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18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Who did y’all prefer at QB for Texas, Vince Young or Tyrone Swoopes?

I prefer Vince, but Tyrone was better than I thought he would be.

Would you rather bang a hot blonde coed or a fat cashier at Wendy's? (Vic Excluded)

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Who did y’all prefer at QB for Texas, Vince Young or Tyrone Swoopes?

Gilbert

While I agree Gene Wilder is the ultimate standard for the role, I always thought John Malkovich would have been a better option in the remake. 

While I agree Gene Wilder is the ultimate standard for the role, I always thought John Malkovich would have been a better option in the remake. 


I️ think in retrospect Kevin Spacey would have been the way to go.
26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

 


I️ think in retrospect Kevin Spacey would have been the way to go.

 

"Charlie gets Molested in the Chocolate Factory"

 

Depp version is balls


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I don’t know if this means good or bad /no homo

I refuse to watch most remakesand didn’t watch this one, but I will still vote for Gene.

Watched part of the O.G. version last night, and couldn't help but make this association.

Not the greatest comparison pictures, but there are certain scenes where Charlie looks like Francis. ba0d15df66d4b5a83b7965b3df269cdc.jpg598a9dd39fe17c8f805f1bf531cc227e.jpg

I'm with everyone who is incredulous that this would even be a question.  WTF, man?

Get the fuck out of here with this shit. You should be beaten for even asking this question.

After much searching, we finally found it.  The dumbest thread on the internet.  What a load off.

Edited by BoomMF

On 4/2/2018 at 9:10 AM, Red Five said:

Who did y’all prefer at QB for Texas, Vince Young or Tyrone Swoopes?

Vince was the GOAT but Swoopes brought Texas BACK, don't you remember???

On 4/2/2018 at 9:09 AM, Red Five said:

Who did y’all prefer at QB for Texas, Vince Young or Tyrone Swoopes?

Please, let's not go there.

3 hours ago, Amobie said:

Is OP a millennial? 

If by "millennial" you mean teenage girl, then the answer is yes.

Gene Wilder was a god damned national treasure. Show me someone with a better top 4 movies than The Producers, Willy Wonka, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein.

Neither.  The movie sucks and all copies of both versions should be destroyed.

The Gene Wilder version gets my vote. 

I didn't hate the Depp version, but for some reason, the Oompa Loompa's in Depp version's annoy me.

Gene Wilder and I'll cut a bitch that says different.

20 hours ago, tokamak said:

Gene Wilder was a god damned national treasure. Show me someone with a better top 4 movies than The Producers, Willy Wonka, Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein.

Please include this one:

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  • 2 weeks later...

It's Gene and the OP should be tarred and feathered.

If the question on which Gene was better Wilder or Hackman, then I would be curious to listen. 

I thought I would have something to add to this thread, but y'all did a good job.

 

Carry on.

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We probably wouldn't have the band Veruca Salt if it weren't for the Wilder version. Think about THAT.

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13 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Which Steeler quarterback was better - Terry Bradshaw or Mark Malone?

Definitely Bradshaw.

On 4/1/2018 at 8:27 PM, Biff Tannen said:

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This is the correct answer. Lock it up on the way out.

Edited by HornsofBevo

Snowflake millennial chiming in. Overall I liked the Depp movie better. Stayed truer to the book imo. However just as Wonkas go, Gene Wilder was better by far. 

On 4/17/2018 at 3:42 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

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That's the "Oh shit, this going to be a bad trip" scene.

Can we all agree Grandpa Joe was a no-good deadbeat who made his daughter wait on him hand and foot acting like he was too sick to work? Then, as soon as his grandson gets a golden ticket he’s dancing around like Gene Kelly.

11 hours ago, Helobious said:

Snowflake millennial chiming in. Overall I liked the Depp movie better. Stayed truer to the book imo. However just as Wonkas go, Gene Wilder was better by far. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

who would you rather bone, meg ryan or jack nicholson?

Which one looks more like your mom?

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