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Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.

why dont you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole family and have some real problems, Jackass

I got to get outta here, pronto. I got a stage five clinger. Stage five, virgin, clinger.

Has anyone ever been able to explain why Bradley Cooper is six inches shorter in this movie than any other picture?  Good news is it launched his career somehow...bad news is it confirmed the formula that Owen Wilson talking with his palms in his sleeves and just sort of agreeing with previously deployed humorous lines would be considered comedic gold by Hollywood.  

That said, the first hour of the movie still holds up almost 15 years later.  And the second half (sans Will Ferrell cameo) is much worse than I remember.  

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown.

Why are you yelling at me?

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Ouch. Too soon.

The big sleazy, Tommy Gufano. He's a wop genius.

Has anyone ever been able to explain why Bradley Cooper is six inches shorter in this movie than any other picture?  Good news is it launched his career somehow...bad news is it confirmed the formula that Owen Wilson talking with his palms in his sleeves and just sort of agreeing with previously deployed humorous lines would be considered comedic gold by Hollywood.  
That said, the first hour of the movie still holds up almost 15 years later.  And the second half (sans Will Ferrell cameo) is much worse than I remember.  


You dare question the Sackmaster

Aunt Liz sends her best. She couldn't make it 

Yeah I know,  she's dead

From the grave. She sends her best from the grave. We've become extremely spiritual... ever since she passed.

Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.

I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch. You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John.

Rule #6 - Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms

Rule #32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.

53 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

We lost a lot of really good men out there.

Playing with the Yankees?

Tattoo on the lower back...  Might as well be a bullseye.

 

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You better not leave me.... Cause I'll find you

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

You old sailor you!

where is she?  is she still in the house??

Death, You are my bitch lover!

I'm sure you'd love to be free, maybe go out and meet some Latin guy that can dance, grind up on you, make you feel dangerous but also safe.

Unpopular opinion: people overquote this movie all the time and have ruined it for me. Almost the same thing happened with Chappelle Show

 

this movie was awesome the first year or two after it was released, but i can barely find it funny anymore

Unpopular opinion: people overquote this movie all the time and have ruined it for me. Almost the same thing happened with Chappelle Show
 
this movie was awesome the first year or two after it was released, but i can barely find it funny anymore


Rule # 5, you’re an idiot.

Okay, everybody, pack it up.  You're ruining a 15-year-old movie for Greenspoint and he has no choice but to read every thread on surly, so show some consideration.

Man that's a bummer. And Greenspoint usually has such good takes on everything. 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Unpopular opinion: people overquote this movie all the time

Erroneous!

Fun fact:  Just found out, after woe these many years, that Diora Baird (bridesmaid that finally calls out Owen Wilson on his bullshit after they screw), was in Playboy a few years after this movie came out and those absolutely massive tits of hers are real, they're spectacular, and she came out two years ago as lesbian.  

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Fun fact:  Just found out, after woe these many years, that Diora Baird (bridesmaid that finally calls out Owen Wilson on his bullshit after they screw), was in Playboy a few years after this movie came out and those absolutely massive tits of hers are real, they're spectacular, and she came out two years ago as lesbian.  

It's not fun when you don't comply with your obligations to everyone else in this thread and post pics.

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Unpopular opinion: people overquote this movie all the time and have ruined it for me. Almost the same thing happened with Chappelle Show

 

this movie was awesome the first year or two after it was released, but i can barely find it funny anymore

Ballgame. 

Dude, it took me 10 minutes and help from another poster to get the ‘fistee’ Aggie license plate picture up.  Just google her name, all kinds of great images out there. 

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