June 26, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, ztejas said: I was going to make another comment then I realized that we're arguing about the mortality rate of relocating raccoons from urban areas. The mortality rate of a .22 to the head is much better.
June 26, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, Errestaurants said: Lol. No please keep going! This is really happening. You should go back to swapping your neighbors cows around to see if they notice.
June 26, 20196 yr 19 minutes ago, ztejas said: I was going to make another comment then I realized that we're arguing about the mortality rate of relocating raccoons from urban areas. This is important bidness...
June 26, 20196 yr GOOD PICs! Obviously, the coon was left handed. WRT the clasps trap: have you tried burying the clasp about 4 inches, then covering it with a piece of plywood (maybe 2'x2') with about a 1" or hole over the trap and some dirt on top of the plywood? it's a poor man's version of a dog trap. Put bait on the claps, cover with wood w/hole over trap, cover wood with dirt/leaves/grass/straw, pour sardine juice (sardines in oil works) on the dirt around the hole. when the critter puts his hand through the hole in the plywood to get the bait, there's a good chance he will trigger the trap.
June 26, 20196 yr Another reason not to use a live trap: Or maybe that's an argument in favor depending on your disposition.
June 26, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, ztejas said: I was going to make another comment then I realized that we're arguing about the mortality rate of relocating raccoons from urban areas. Everyone has to have a cause, bro. Even dumbfucks
June 27, 20196 yr We used to have raccoons the size of Volkswagens get into my parents' attic when I was a kid. Live trapped those big bastards one-by-one. and sealed off points of entry as they were created.
June 27, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, dcbc said: We used to have raccoons the size of Volkswagens get into my parents' attic when I was a kid. Live trapped those big bastards one-by-one. and sealed off points of entry as they were created. Volkswagens you say? @RDCanecutter...
June 27, 20196 yr OP should just go down to his local redneck bar and talk loudly about the "damn coons" that are causing problems on his property. He'll have tons of help in no time.
June 27, 20196 yr 36 minutes ago, El Diablo said: What's the groundspeed velocity of an unladen raccoon? Catapult or trebuchet?
June 27, 20196 yr Fox urine or coyote urine. You can get it at Academy. Get some cotton balls, soak them in fox urine, and throw those all over the place in the impacted area. The raccoons smell a predator and they don't want their young to be eaten, so they move along. This is how I did it when they got into my attic. Some people say that it doesn't work but it worked three different times in my case. You can also get it in dry form. Somebody once told me that coyote urine is better.
June 27, 20196 yr 47 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: How smart can a raccoon be if it believed that a fox was in you attic a coyote that works for ACME can do it and dont try to tell me my childhood was a lie 'cus I'm not hearin' it
June 27, 20196 yr Holy shit. This thread keeps delivering. Now we are on to coyote urine. Wouldn't humans be the apex predator to the raccoons? So the OP should just piss everywhere. Edited June 27, 20196 yr by Errestaurants
June 27, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: How smart can a raccoon be if it believed that a fox was in you attic The fox learned how to use a spiral staircase from the coyote.
June 27, 20196 yr Remember the video of the guy that made the glitter bomb for the package thieves? Yeah OP, you need a raccoon glitter bomb. But instead of glitter you fill it with explosives.
June 28, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, Soldierhorn said: a coyote that works for ACME can do it and dont try to tell me my childhood was a lie 'cus I'm not hearin' it I will watch Looney Tunes if I'm flipping through the channels and it's on. I wish he'd get that goddamned roadrunner one of these times. That bird is annoying as fuck.
June 28, 20196 yr I will watch Looney Tunes if I'm flipping through the channels and it's on. I wish he'd get that goddamned roadrunner one of these times. That bird is annoying as fuck.He caught it once.
June 28, 20196 yr Let them have the house, and move your family out of there. Despite your new son, these raccoons still outnumber you. Safest bet is to sign the deed over to them and find a new home.
June 28, 20196 yr 21 hours ago, Errestaurants said: Wouldn't humans be the apex predator to the raccoons? So the OP should just piss everywhere. yeah, if he makes it a family affair, they could save a lot of toilet water. It's worth a try
July 8, 20196 yr so....? what happened? did the coons win? Are you still alive? Speak to us! This afternoon I was listening to the radio that was off and on talking about the thunderstorms that came through today. At one point, they talked about how bade it was up in Hico, Mineral Wells and "Possum Kingdom". Is your habitat now named "Coon Kingdom?" Edited July 8, 20196 yr by Soldierhorn
July 19, 20196 yr On 7/8/2019 at 7:17 PM, Soldierhorn said: so....? what happened? did the coons win? Are you still alive? Speak to us! This afternoon I was listening to the radio that was off and on talking about the thunderstorms that came through today. At one point, they talked about how bade it was up in Hico, Mineral Wells and "Possum Kingdom". Is your habitat now named "Coon Kingdom?" This. Update?
July 19, 20196 yr On 6/26/2019 at 4:47 PM, Errestaurants said: My daughter loves her coon hat. Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk My gawd...and I'm the one who moved to 'bama
July 19, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, beer said: My gawd...and I'm the one who moved to 'bama Don't hate the player, hate the game son.
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.