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Joe Namath claims to have reversed the effects of his own brain injuries

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A sure fire sign your brain is still permanently injured is claiming you fixed your brain injury. 

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

A sure fire sign your brain is still permanently injured is claiming you fixed your brain injury. 

The Dunning-Kruger Effect moves to football!

8 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

A sure fire sign your brain is still permanently injured is claiming you fixed your brain injury. 

You should listen to this guy....he’s post med.

2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

You should listen to this guy....he’s post med.

To be fair, I injured my brain pretty goodly Saturday.  I think I'm fixed too. 

9 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

You should listen to this guy....he’s post med.

I thought he was pre med

5 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I thought he was pre med

I was.  20 years ago. 

Most excellent news.  Thanks Joe Willie.  I was worried I wasn't gonna be able to get my brain damage fixed.

45 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Obligatory ^^^^

Well done.

If wanting to plant one one Suzy Kolber is a sign of brain injury, then I have a brain injury. (But seriously, I probably do have a brain injury.)

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6 minutes ago, Deej said:

If wanting to plant one one Suzy Kolber is a sign of brain injury, then I have a brain injury. (But seriously, I probably do have a brain injury.)

It’s Catch-22.  If you think you have a brain injury, then you don’t.

I think of you were a raging alcoholic, then You stop drinking it must feel like your brain got better. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

It’s Catch-22.  If you think you have a brain injury, then you don’t.

My 10+ concussions say otherwise.

7 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I think of you were a raging alcoholic, then You stop drinking it must feel like your brain got better. 

can confirm

those medical insurance commercials he does where he sounds like an old lady make me think his injury is getting worse

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

A sure fire sign your brain is still permanently injured is claiming you fixed your brain injury. 

That’s some catch, that catch-22.

3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

It’s Catch-22.  If you think you have a brain injury, then you don’t.

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Imma rep that. 

Tom Brady made himself concussion proof by drinking a barrel of water everyday, so Joe's story checks out.

13 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I think of you were a raging alcoholic, then You stop drinking it must feel like your brain got better. 

"My brain injury got better" = "I can remember stuff I did and said."

42 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Tom Brady made himself concussion proof by drinking a barrel of water everyday, so Joe's story checks out.

 

The slight difference is that Brady's barrel water didn't have the same aging process or proof as Joe's.

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

 

The slight difference is that Brady's barrel water didn't have the same aging process or proof as Joe's.

whiskey must be mostly water, like 30 or 40 percent or maybe more

I am pleased it only took to post #4.  I repped it.

It's one of the world's great ironies that crazy people are always obsessed with proving to everyone that they're not crazy. 

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

It's one of the world's great ironies that crazy people are always obsessed with proving to everyone that they're not crazy. 

Yeah, he went from just plain crazy to batshit crazy, now evidently to deluded crazy.

His just has a cause other than football now.

and I would let her Kolbert my Susie!

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