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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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#3602
If (and I understand how big an "if" this is) it's humanly possible for Trump to make a mistake with his base, this is it. Right wingers turned Epstein into a massive political football, and the only thing they may hate more than liberals is pedophilia. 
 
 
I'm sure something will be released that will only have the names of political enemies. The timing will be intentional, and the base will accept it as gospel.
#3603
1 minute ago, tchookem said:
26 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:
If (and I understand how big an "if" this is) it's humanly possible for Trump to make a mistake with his base, this is it. Right wingers turned Epstein into a massive political football, and the only thing they may hate more than liberals is pedophilia. 
 
 

I'm sure something will be released that will only have the names of political enemies. The timing will be intentional, and the base will accept it as gospel.

That's a good point. Wait to release it until right before the mid terms.

#3604
4 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I'm sure something will be released that will only have the names of political enemies. The timing will be intentional, and the base will accept it as gospel.

It will be heavily redacted, leaving "Bill Clinton" and a few other Dems, and nobody will care.

#3606
It will be heavily redacted, leaving "Bill Clinton" and a few other Dems, and nobody will care.
Maybe someone will misspell "Trump", so his name is missed on the search and replace function.
#3611
21 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Ok so are we just going to ignore the fact that Biden’s DOJ had this evidence for 4 years and did nothing with it (presuming there is anything there there)?

They go low.....

#3612
6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They go low.....

Err I hope there would be an exception for exposing pedophiles?

#3613
20 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Also they did it because they were dirty old men who liked it when nubile young women touched their wieners, not as part of some kind of crazy cabal ritual. 

A person rich and largely untouchable grows accustomed to getting what they want. They have the freedom to choose their moral code. For women, you can easily attract the Melanias of the world. Maybe she once loved Trump because she was swept away by the lifestyle. Maybe it was all business from the beginning. It doesn't much matter because there is another younger woman that will step up to replace you.

So, you think, women beginning their 20s are fantastic. So fresh and taut. I bet somebody in their teens would be sublime. 

Then, if you're used to the world going your way, you can easily brush aside stupid laws and phony morals. Everybody wants it, only some of us can get it. Look at history. Look at the Ozarks. 15 year old brides.

You cross the line. You get to own a beautiful girl for a few days. 

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She's having a great time. I bet she'll like the rough stuff. She's getting paid. I'll just add a little to the fee. Fuck it! I'm a royal prince.

No harm. No foul.

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See, that piece of meat was crazy anyway.

#3614
11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Err I hope there would be an exception for exposing pedophiles?

Don't we all.

Seems there's not, though.

#3615
3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

She has not surfaced since the DOJ memo was released. 

EDIT: I take that back. She just tweeted this. The replies are something. 

A threat to our farms is a threat to national security. I am thrilled to be partnering with my great friend @SecRollins on an action plan to fortify our food supply and continue prosecuting threats to our agricultural community.This is another step in making America safe again.

 

Huckabee choose... an outfit.

#3616
Leon Black, founder of Apollo Global Management, paid Epstein $158 million for "tax advice." In 2023, Black paid $62M for immunity in an Epstein suit, admitting his money helped fund Epstein's operations. In January, Donald Trump appointed Leon Black's son

 

#3617
2 hours ago, speed817 said:

So much gaslighting...

 

 

Nicolle Wallace made a good observation regarding talk of Epstein, this coming from a toddler who is still whining about the 2020 election. 
 

#Trumpisonthelist 

#3619

Stupid bitch. He was in the room… many, many, many times.  Trump had his own wing on the island. 

#3620

These people cannot be this fucking naive.

It’s going to be like in Galaxy Quest when the aliens learned it was all just a tv show and it melted their brains.

#3621
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Huckabee choose... an outfit.

I'm no fashionista, but even I know that when you're a hippy lardass you don't call attention to that fact by attaching a bow to your hip, making you look like even MORE of a lardass.

#3622
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

These people cannot be this fucking naive.

It’s going to be like in Galaxy Quest when the aliens learned it was all just a tv show and it melted their brains.

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#3623
4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

the only thing they may hate more than liberals is pedophilia

Bullshit. They hate conspiracies about pedophilia but when it comes to politicians (who predominantly are GOP) or clergy members, they don’t follow up or demand sweeping changes 

#3624
13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm no fashionista, but even I know that when you're a hippy lardass you don't call attention to that fact by attaching a bow to your hip, making you look like even MORE of a lardass.

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#3625

If all the west Texas people from my hometown are an indication, the average MAGA voter isn’t happy.

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#3626

If the history of MAGA voters is any indication, none of this will fucking matter when it comes time to vote

#3627
5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

If all the west Texas people from my hometown are an indication, the average MAGA voter isn’t happy.

Are they ever? It seems like angry at the rage bait of the day is sort of their baseline these days.

#3628
6 minutes ago, Goredho said:

If all the west Texas people from my hometown are an indication, the average MAGA voter isn’t happy.

What are they gonna do, vote against maga candidates? 😂

#3630
13 minutes ago, Goredho said:

If all the west Texas people from my hometown are an indication, the average MAGA voter isn’t happy.

These people have the weirdest fixations. Reasonable people recognize that government exists to do things like providing basic public services, writing and enforcing laws, regulating commerce, providing for national defense, etc.

But MAGA clearly believes the most important function of government is to release secret information that answers a litany of inane questions posed by wild-haired kooks on late night History Channel programs. They literally vote for any candidate who promises to release nonexistent top secret intel on sensationalist topics.

Release the UFO files!

Publish the Epstein list!

Tell us who really shot JFK!

Hell, Kamala might have won if she had only promised to let Americans line up to submerge their hands in the vat of formaldehyde the CIA is keeping Hitler’s brain alive in.

It’s asinine. 

#3631
14 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

If the history of MAGA voters is any indication, none of this will fucking matter when it comes time to vote

 

didn't know the guy ...

 

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#3632
25 minutes ago, Goredho said:

If all the west Texas people from my hometown are an indication, the average MAGA voter isn’t happy.

They haven't been provided their rationalization or lie to hang their hats on. The parrots are confused. Some slimeball will come up with something and then we get:

19 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

If the history of MAGA voters is any indication, none of this will fucking matter when it comes time to vote

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#3633

Friendly reminder that these are the people who want gay marriages between consenting adults to be against the law.

#3636

I mean Alex Jones and the Magafucks know Trump is on the list, a bunch. I assume they feel deprived of their typical plan to explain his away and go to town on democrats and liberal celebs? “He was there for the snorkeling but Clooney definitely fucked some kids.” It never made sense other than just words. My guess is that they found out quick that every accusation is a confession and that a ton of righties were on there and very few libs. 

#3637
49 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

If the history of MAGA voters is any indication, none of this will fucking matter when it comes time to vote

Well no because they’ve already received the talking points of how they’ve stopped caring and “who cares” who is on the list. 

 

 

#3639
8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Zeus thinks people drink children’s blood and adrenochrome doesn’t he?

You don't?   

#3640
2 hours ago, The Royal We said:

Are they ever? It seems like angry at the rage bait of the day is sort of their baseline these days.

I imagine even the MAGA pedophiles in West Texas are outraged. 

#3641

"I hate pedophiles, they are the scum of the Earth, I support Donald Trump because he will liquefy every pedophile"

:: 15 minutes later ::

"Trump only did pedophilia because it's what everyone (myself included) wishes they could do! He gets away with it and I admire his superhuman ability to get away with all crimes. Pedophilia is OK when people I like are doing it, in fact it makes me more loyal to them. Cry harder, lib."

#3642
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

These people cannot be this fucking naive.

It’s going to be like in Galaxy Quest when the aliens learned it was all just a tv show and it melted their brains.

Spoiler that shit man! I was fixing to watch that movie!

#3644
6 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

You know where Epstein's client list is stored?

In Hunter Biden's laptop....prove me wrong!

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#3645
3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

These people have the weirdest fixations. Reasonable people recognize that government exists to do things like providing basic public services, writing and enforcing laws, regulating commerce, providing for national defense, etc.

But MAGA clearly believes the most important function of government is to release secret information that answers a litany of inane questions posed by wild-haired kooks on late night History Channel programs. They literally vote for any candidate who promises to release nonexistent top secret intel on sensationalist topics.

Release the UFO files!

Publish the Epstein list!

Tell us who really shot JFK!

Hell, Kamala might have won if she had only promised to let Americans line up to submerge their hands in the vat of formaldehyde the CIA is keeping Hitler’s brain alive in.

It’s asinine. 

It’s white privilege in a nutshell

#3646
14 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

You know where Epstein's client list is stored?

In Hunter Biden's laptop....prove me wrong!

Tattooed on his hog

#3647

It’s always 4D chess

@realTrentLeisy copied it from another farming account. Yikes

 

#3648

All Pam Bondi’s lying today during the Trump adoration session proved is that she, Kristi Noem, Dan Bongino, Alina Habba, Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth are The Deep State. Sad but true.

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