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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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#4602

The conversations with Maxwell are just kicking the can down the road in order to appease the Qanon crazies for a bit. 

#4603
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

So he’s about to pardon Maxwell in exchange for her to testify that he wasn’t on the list.


 

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He’s going to pardon her so she can fall out of a window. He can’t repeat the Epstein “murder her in jail “ strategy without raising more suspicions. 

#4604
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Speaker Johnson on Thomas Massie and his discharge petition to release the Epstein files: I try to never speak evil of another Republican. My gosh it’s hard to do sometimes.. I also try to follow the scripture. It says bless those who persecute you.. bless his heart

 

 

Start with the not lying part, maybe?

Like, maybe don't speak complete bullshit every time you open your mouth.  You don't have to go for the whole Christ-like thing all at once.  Just be a little bit less of a piece of shit than you were the day before, every day, and maybe in a thousand years you'll be as decent a human being as the average atheist, you sanctimonious fucking windbag.

 

 

#4605
9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

The conversations with Maxwell are just kicking the can down the road in order to appease the Qanon crazies for a bit. 

At this point, there is a non-zero chance that we see a January 6th-style invasion of the White House.  And I am pro-that.

#4606
7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

At this point, there is a non-zero chance that we see a January 6th-style invasion of the White House.  And I am pro-that.

If you're a Capitol cop, do you fight them this time, or just wave them in? I know what I'd do.

#4608
17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

At this point, there is a non-zero chance that we see a January 6th-style invasion of the White House.  And I am pro-that.

Shooting a bunch of his former supporters would be a fitting end to MAGA. 

#4609
Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Shooting a bunch of his former supporters would be a fitting end to MAGA. 

Especially if one of them gets him, too, with a military-grade assault rifle legally purchased from an Academy along with a pair of Crocs and a fishing shirt.

#4612
22 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If you're a Capitol cop, do you fight them this time, or just wave them in? I know what I'd do.

How could you fight them? Even if you were able to stop them from getting in, good chance you'll eventually get prosecuted for doing it while they get pardoned. 

#4613
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

How could you fight them? Even if you were able to stop them from getting in, good chance you'll eventually get prosecuted for doing it while they get pardoned. 

S'what I'm sayin. Stab me in the back once, shame on you. Do it twice, shame on me.

They're Trumpkins. Point out which way Trump went.

#4614
43 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Start with the not lying part, maybe?

Like, maybe don't speak complete bullshit every time you open your mouth.  You don't have to go for the whole Christ-like thing all at once.  Just be a little bit less of a piece of shit than you were the day before, every day, and maybe in a thousand years you'll be as decent a human being as the average atheist, you sanctimonious fucking windbag.

 

 


Mike Johnson says he doesn't speak evil of another Republican whereas it's okay to speak evil of Democrats because Jesus said so.

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#4615
43 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Start with the not lying part, maybe?

Like, maybe don't speak complete bullshit every time you open your mouth.  You don't have to go for the whole Christ-like thing all at once.  Just be a little bit less of a piece of shit than you were the day before, every day, and maybe in a thousand years you'll be as decent a human being as the average atheist, you sanctimonious fucking windbag.

 

 

"I try to follow scripture."

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#4617
51 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He’s going to pardon her so she can fall out of a window. He can’t repeat the Epstein “murder her in jail “ strategy without raising more suspicions. 

Raising more suspicions??  Then what?   They will blame her "suicide" of Hillary, Faux News will run cover to cover interviews of people who peddle conspiracy shit, and it will work.  

Quite honestly I don't even know why Trump even bothers to deny anything anymore.  "Yea I fucked them kids!  So what?  I may do it again to save them from the trans! "   What do you honestly think will happen after that?

#4618
2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Raising more suspicions??  Then what?   They will blame her "suicide" of Hillary, Faux News will run cover to cover interviews of people who peddle conspiracy shit, and it will work.  

Quite honestly I don't even know why Trump even bothers to deny anything anymore.  "Yea I fucked them kids!  So what?  I may do it again to save them from the trans! "   What do you honestly think will happen after that?

Some of his base would become pro-pedophile. Most of the rest would mumble mumble mumble and then go away. Six months from now his approval rating would still be about 42%. 

#4619

Make no mistake, Trump and MAGA may appear to have control of the DOJ, the Bureau of Prisons, Congress, the Supreme Court, and the military, but the only person powerful enough to take down Ghislaine Maxwell is Killary

#4621

Tim compares the situation with Men In Black having to read tabloids to know what is really going on. 

#4622
1 hour ago, The Dog said:

The conversations with Maxwell are just kicking the can down the road in order to appease the Qanon crazies for a bit. 

Yep. Just buying time until the next distraction comes along.

#4625
3 hours ago, The Dog said:

The conversations with Maxwell are just kicking the can down the road in order to appease the Qanon crazies for a bit. 

It's just a penalty kill by Trump's team. Try and deflect long enough that people move on to the next thing.

 

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

lol

 

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Wow.

#4626
4 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

What an evil, sanctimonious, perverted git.

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#4630
5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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trolling my MAGA neighbors

Ooh, that's nice. I should change mine to "TRUMP FUCKS KIDS"

#4631
🚨NEW: We uncovered multiple photos of Jeffrey Epstein at Donald Trump‘s wedding. Photos of the pair together earlier that year at an event. And video of Epstein Stein and Trump at the 1999 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/22/politics/kfile-trump-epstein-photos-footage

 

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#4633
28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
🚨NEW: We uncovered multiple photos of Jeffrey Epstein at Donald Trump‘s wedding. Photos of the pair together earlier that year at an event. And video of Epstein Stein and Trump at the 1999 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/22/politics/kfile-trump-epstein-photos-footage

 

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#4634

The sad part is how much of this was totally known and previously reported or at least knowable years and decades ago. This shouldn’t be breaking news. A total failure of the information environment. 

#4635
7 hours ago, The Dog said:
JUST IN: Judge Engelmayer, who is handling one of the DOJ request to unseal Epstein grand jury docs, says he needs: -A detailed explanation from DOJ by July 29 -A response from Maxwell by Aug. 5 -Letters from victims by Aug. 5 https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.539612/gov.uscourts.nysd.539612.789.0.pdf

Not going away anytime soon.

He's not gonna do it.

More shit advocacy from Blondi and Trump DOJ.

But the idea here I think is to blame it on the judge.

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#4636
This is desperate and pathetic. Trump is absolutely scrambling to change the subject from Epstein, while simultaneously being unable to stop talking about Epstein. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#4637
55 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

The sad part is how much of this was totally known and previously reported or at least knowable years and decades ago. This shouldn’t be breaking news. A total failure of the information environment. 

And yet, 40% of the country either doesn't know or doesn't care.

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#4639
BREAKING! Holy crap!CNN just released exclusive new video of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein hanging out at the 1999 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, as well as images of Epstein at Trump’s second wedding. No wonder why Trump is trying to deflect with Obama claims

 

 

#4640

IMHO it’s important that the Democrats let the GOP own this. They need to just do enough to keep it in the news and gently fan the flames. JAQing around, asking about Epstein every time Trump tries to deflect, etc. But don’t own it. 

It’s the GOP’s mess. Make them clean it up.

#4641
I honestly didn’t think this was possible, but this is now ten times more absurd than it was a month ago.

 

#4642

Sorry one more:

So Trump wants the Senate to stay in session and work through summer recess to confirm his nominees and the House to get the fuck out of town until September to prevent a vote on releasing the Epstein files.

 

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#4643
2 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

The sad part is how much of this was totally known and previously reported or at least knowable years and decades ago. This shouldn’t be breaking news. A total failure of the information environment. 

Something I heard today: "If it wasn't for gun violence, I'd believe that America didn't have schools."

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#4644
Something I heard today: "If it wasn't for gun violence, I'd believe that America didn't have schools."

Goddamn, if that don’t capture the times, I don’t know what does.
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#4647
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
🚨NEW: We uncovered multiple photos of Jeffrey Epstein at Donald Trump‘s wedding. Photos of the pair together earlier that year at an event. And video of Epstein Stein and Trump at the 1999 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/22/politics/kfile-trump-epstein-photos-footage

 

Oh really you stupid cunts. You just “uncovered” all this shit. All corporate media are culpable in this abortion of a presidency. I hope you all go to hell and spend eternity getting  fucked with the dildo from seven 

#4648
11 hours ago, The Dog said:
JUST IN: Judge Engelmayer, who is handling one of the DOJ request to unseal Epstein grand jury docs, says he needs: -A detailed explanation from DOJ by July 29 -A response from Maxwell by Aug. 5 -Letters from victims by Aug. 5 https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.539612/gov.uscourts.nysd.539612.789.0.pdf

Not going away anytime soon.

The play would be to delay his decision until Congress is back in session, then deny the request (since it's a smokescreen, anyway).  Then say there's no reason to release unconnected grand jury docs and follow up with "just get the full files from Patel at the FBI."

#4649
18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

None more Black

relevant user...avatar?

#4650
5 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

The sad part is how much of this was totally known and previously reported or at least knowable years and decades ago. This shouldn’t be breaking news. A total failure of the information environment. 

I agree with the sentiment, but the people that like Trump believe him when he said he stopped being friends with Epstein in the mid 2000's after the arrest. He didn't want anything to do with him, etc etc. So he was just oblivious to Jeff's evil doings and he's a good guy and wouldn't do anything like that!

They love Trump so much, that they believe everything he tells them, like the election was stolen, and ties to Russia was a hoax, and so on. That's why he went with the "this is a hoax" trick with Epstein, which worked for some of his more hard headed supporters, but clearly isn't the higher level magical spell it has been in the past. Hopefully the truth will come out and enough of them will turn on him to make him toxic to the Republicans and radioactive to keep supporting. 

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