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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Bombshell! After 10 years of this shit we’re unearthing something he once said on Letterman. This guy may not actually be on the up and up!

 Bombshell!  Name any other of hundreds of horrifying misogynistic insanities this clown has uttered on video and in public and see how none of it has mattered AT ALL. 

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Still doesn’t look right. Fuck it, your mother’s a whore

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I’m sure THIS will be the thing that sticks where “grab em by the pussy” and “shooting a guy on Park Avenue” didn’t. 🙄

He could have a national address from the Oval Office, say just those exact same words followed by “Goodnight.” and literally nothing would happen.

Can someone photoshop Bob Stoops into a Epstein and Trump photo for a college gameday poster?

2 hours ago, EastHorn said:

Can someone photoshop Bob Stoops into a Epstein and Trump photo for a college gameday poster?

There's probably an actual picture out there somewhere that doesn't need photoshopping.

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5 hours ago, EastHorn said:

Can someone photoshop Bob Stoops into a Epstein and Trump photo for a college gameday poster?

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About 3:50 is a nice touch 

AI always screws up the most basic things. It got the hand placement right, but it forgot to draw the bag of dicks in Bob's hands.

59 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

AI always screws up the most basic things. It got the hand placement right, but it forgot to draw the bag of dicks in Bob's hands.

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“This will be forgotten in a couple of weeks…er…years:”

 

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

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Fantastic use of AI!

On 8/2/2025 at 4:01 PM, Hank_Hill said:

I’m not convinced this would move the needle for Trump voters regardless

They stay at home.  Not change to D vote.  People act like he didn’t already lose to a pretty shitty candidate in Biden once.  

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

There's probably an actual picture out there somewhere that doesn't need photoshopping.

Only thing Bob sodomized was orange slice Mack.  Now some big 10 schools prob make sense…

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4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Only thing Bob sodomized was orange slice Mack.  

That is not funny, sir.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That is not funny, sir.

I didn’t think it was too soon.  Now that we are the ones getting bent over at OU.  Alas…apologies.  

19 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

They stay at home.  Not change to D vote.  People act like he didn’t already lose to a pretty shitty candidate in Biden once.  

That's true, but 5 years ago is really 20 years ago in this hellscape. Also history is now meaningless, there's unchartered dumbfuckery with each new day. 

 

 

 

House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) today issued deposition subpoenas to Bill and Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Merrick Garland, Robert Mueller, William Barr, Jeff Sessions, and Alberto Gonzales for testimony related to horrific crimes perpetrated by Jeffrey Epstein. Additionally, Chairman Comer issued a subpoena to the U.S. Department of Justice for records related to Epstein. These subpoenas follow recent action by an Oversight Subcommittee, which approved motions to subpoena these records and compel witness testimony.

https://oversight.house.gov/release/chairman-comer-subpoenas-bill-and-hillary-clinton-former-u-s-attorneys-general-and-fbi-directors-and-records-related-to-jeffrey-epstein/

Bill: "I did not have sexual relations with those girls, the Epstein minors. But, Donald J. Trump did."

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

That's true, but 5 years ago is really 20 years ago in this hellscape. Also history is now meaningless, there's unchartered dumbfuckery with each new day. 

 

 

 

Stupid lazy fucks staying at home will always be a thing.  Again, not saying he’s toast.  But it’s really fucking hard to rig elections and he’s gonna have serious headwinds.  Also I deal with old people for a living.  He’s 82 in 3 years.  NOBODY beats Father Time.  

13 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) today issued deposition subpoenas to Bill and Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Merrick Garland, Robert Mueller, William Barr, Jeff Sessions, and Alberto Gonzales for testimony related to horrific crimes perpetrated by Jeffrey Epstein. Additionally, Chairman Comer issued a subpoena to the U.S. Department of Justice for records related to Epstein. These subpoenas follow recent action by an Oversight Subcommittee, which approved motions to subpoena these records and compel witness testimony.

https://oversight.house.gov/release/chairman-comer-subpoenas-bill-and-hillary-clinton-former-u-s-attorneys-general-and-fbi-directors-and-records-related-to-jeffrey-epstein/

Bill: "I did not have sexual relations with those girls, the Epstein minors. But, Donald J. Trump did."

Ok, Bill Clinton vs. idiot Republican Congressmen should a pay-per-view event.  The dude is old, and a scumbag, but is still much smarter than any of them. 

56 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

They stay at home.  Not change to D vote.  People act like he didn’t already lose to a pretty shitty candidate in Biden once.  

Hope you’re right, but these fucks will be 8 years crazier by then.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

DOJ:  "Eat shit, what are you gonna do about it?"

Case closed.

This

28 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) today issued deposition subpoenas to Bill and Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Merrick Garland, Robert Mueller, William Barr, Jeff Sessions, and Alberto Gonzales for testimony related to horrific crimes perpetrated by Jeffrey Epstein. Additionally, Chairman Comer issued a subpoena to the U.S. Department of Justice for records related to Epstein. These subpoenas follow recent action by an Oversight Subcommittee, which approved motions to subpoena these records and compel witness testimony.

https://oversight.house.gov/release/chairman-comer-subpoenas-bill-and-hillary-clinton-former-u-s-attorneys-general-and-fbi-directors-and-records-related-to-jeffrey-epstein/

Bill: "I did not have sexual relations with those girls, the Epstein minors. But, Donald J. Trump did."

Explain to me why any of these people would show up?

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Explain to me why any of these people would show up?

To finger Trump.

So it's been another day. Any questions posed yet to anyone in the administration as to why they had the sex offender tag removed from Ghislaine Maxwell so that they could move her to a fancy camp with an open gate? 

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1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) today issued deposition subpoenas to Bill and Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Merrick Garland, Robert Mueller, William Barr, Jeff Sessions, and Alberto Gonzales for testimony related to horrific crimes perpetrated by Jeffrey Epstein. Additionally, Chairman Comer issued a subpoena to the U.S. Department of Justice for records related to Epstein. These subpoenas follow recent action by an Oversight Subcommittee, which approved motions to subpoena these records and compel witness testimony.

https://oversight.house.gov/release/chairman-comer-subpoenas-bill-and-hillary-clinton-former-u-s-attorneys-general-and-fbi-directors-and-records-related-to-jeffrey-epstein/

Bill: "I did not have sexual relations with those girls, the Epstein minors. But, Donald J. Trump did."

Leaving off Acosta is bullshit

4 hours ago, The Dog said:

To finger Trump.

This activity is reserved exclusively for Russian spies.

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

So it's been another day. Any questions posed yet to anyone in the administration as to why they had the sex offender tag removed from Ghislaine Maxwell so that they could move her to a fancy camp with an open gate? 

No but hey did you see Trump wondered onto the roof of the briefing room? Whoa that’s weird. Now I’ve completely forgot your question 

Without any other context, I dig the few handful of songs I know by The Strokes and am vaguely aware there's a divide amongst critics of the band and of their history, but with his dad popping up in the Epstein saga, (and perhaps I'm reading too much into it) I heard this with some slightly different ears when it came up on my playlist.

 

 
Was an honest man
Asked me for the phone, tried to take control
Oh, I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way
We shared some ideas
All obsessed with fame, says we're all the same
Oh, I don't see it that way
I don't see it that way
Raised in Carolina
I'm not like that
Trying to remind her
When we go back
I missed the last bus, I'll take the next train
I'll try, but you see, it's hard to explain
I say the right thing but act the wrong way
I like it right here, but I cannot stay
I'm watching TV, forget what I'm told
Well, I am too young and they are too old
The joke is on you, this place is a zoo
You're right, it's true
He says he can't decide
I shake my head to say, "everything's just great"
Oh, I just can't remember
I just can't remember
Raised in Carolina
She says, "I'm not like that"
Trying to remind her
When we go back
I say the right thing but act the wrong way
I like it right here, but I cannot stay
I'm watching TV, forget what I'm told
Well, I am too young and they are too old
Oh man, can't you see, I'm nervous, so please
Pretend to be nice so I can be mean
I missed the last bus, we'll take the next train
I'll try, but you see, it's hard to explain

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Hunter Biden may be most sane voice on the whole thing. 

4 minutes ago, EastHorn said:


Hunter Biden may be most sane voice on the whole thing. 

Look!  He's in Joe's garage with a bunch of classified documents!

 

Scenario A - Trump is not implicated in the Epstein files. There is nothing to strategize on. Just release the info and go after Clinton and Gates and whoever.

Scenario B - Trump is implicated in the Epstein files. Maybe they need to develop a strategy.

The funny thing about them meeting to strategize is that Scenario B is true.
11 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:


Scenario A - Trump is not implicated in the Epstein files. There is nothing to strategize on. Just release the info and go after Clinton and Gates and whoever.

Scenario B - Trump is implicated in the Epstein files. Maybe they need to develop a strategy.

The funny thing about them meeting to strategize is that Scenario B is true.

Kenan Thompson Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

 

It’s like the Legion of Doom. “Ok so our dear leader is implicated on documents, that we all promised to release, as a pedophile. So we should all just resign, right?”

(enormous laughter all around)

“Ok now seriously, how do we keep the President from being outed as a child rapist….?”
4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Hmmmm- you think Epstein also trafficked in underaged couches?

6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Nothing to see here.

 

 

Maybe kinda racist but never trust a person with no lips. There are countless examples of them being awful.

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10 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Look!  He's in Joe's garage with a bunch of classified documents!

It wasn’t very large. There was just enough room to cram the drums in the corner over by the Dodge (it was a ‘54 with a mashed up door), and a cheesy little amp with a sign on the front, said “Fender Champ,” and a secondhand guitar. It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar…

9 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Nothing to see here.

 

 

I definitely read that as a relative Face Raped somebody and had the thought, "I had no idea Face Rape was the official name for it"

5 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

I definitely read that as a relative Face Raped somebody and had the thought, "I had no idea Face Rape was the official name for it"

Dave Lapham approved.  

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