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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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10 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Epstein bullshit aside, has anyone considered just how socially awkward a dinner hosted by J.D. Vance must be?

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18 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Stupid lazy fucks staying at home will always be a thing.  Again, not saying he’s toast.  But it’s really fucking hard to rig elections and he’s gonna have serious headwinds.  Also I deal with old people for a living.  He’s 82 in 3 years.  NOBODY beats Father Time.  

How long before President Trump Beloved of Radical Christians has a stem cell drip in his arm 24/7?

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

How long before President Trump Beloved of Radical Christians has a stem cell drip in his arm 24/7?

Too long. 

10 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Why?  This shit is already dying on the vine and it's not like the media is going to do anything to dig deeper.

28 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Dave Lapham approved.  

I was going to make the same joke, and thought “Nah. Nobody will remember that old Big 12 broadcast hilarity.” Glad I was wrong. 

I was going to make the same joke, and thought “Nah. Nobody will remember that old Big 12 broadcast hilarity.” Glad I was wrong. 

Did we ever determine if he really did say “face rape” on national tv? It sure sounded like it, but it’s hard to imagine anyone thinking that would be a good idea.
17 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I was going to make the same joke, and thought “Nah. Nobody will remember that old Big 12 broadcast hilarity.” Glad I was wrong. 

Reece Davis was more subtle.

 

7 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Well… unpack it 

If he is anything like my wife after a vacation, it will be approximately 2 weeks before it is fully unpacked.

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WORDS? WORDS!!

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

approximately 2 weeks before it is fully unpacked.

#humblebrag

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17 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

I hope he feeds those fucks spaghetti with chili

48 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I hope he feeds those fucks spaghetti with chili

He probably puts beans in his “chili”

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

This is goregous

fixed. 

58 minutes ago, HalfSack Horn said:

Negative ghost rider, that shit is nasty af haha

Pretty sure I read that cinnamon’s benefit to meat is that it masks the flavor of meat gone bad. Maybe it was cinnamon combined with nutmeg.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Not a GD thing wrong with that dish. 

Except don't they put cinnamon in it?

So Pam Bondi is going to be at the meeting tonight, where they discuss how best to cover up the fact that they promised to release the files but can't because it would show their dear leader to be a child rapist. 

Say, y'all remember when the biggest story in the world was when ex-president Bill Clinton had a brief conversation with the AG?

20 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Nothing to see here.

 

 

Man, if I were that 13 year old's dad, I would figure out a way to take a baseball bat to that dude's head, and to his relative. Fuck that shit.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

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This is dog shit dressing up as food for Halloween.

2 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I keep wanting to go medieval on this GOPers.

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My favorite medieval torture I've heard of was in Munich.  If a meat vendor sold bad meat, they would be placed in a cage bare ass naked and dunked in the shit river coming out of the city. Our tour guide told us they didn't have much of a problem with meat vendors selling bad meat.

On 8/5/2025 at 9:31 PM, Pancho said:

 


https://www.reuters.com/world/us/vp-vance-meeting-discuss-epstein-fallout-canceled-source-says-2025-08-06/

WASHINGTON, Aug 6 (Reuters) - A dinner for senior administration officials at Vice President JD Vance's residence to discuss topics including the Trump administration's handling of the Jeffrey Epstein case has been canceled after news of it leaked, a source familiar with the matter said.

A spokesman for Vance said the dinner, first reported by CNN, had not been planned.

"There was never a supposed meeting scheduled at the Vice President's residence to discuss Epstein strategy," said Vance spokesman William Martin.

Wow even those batshit crazy Magatards wouldn’t sit for Cincinnati Chili

21 minutes ago, Foggy Notion said:


https://www.reuters.com/world/us/vp-vance-meeting-discuss-epstein-fallout-canceled-source-says-2025-08-06/

WASHINGTON, Aug 6 (Reuters) - A dinner for senior administration officials at Vice President JD Vance's residence to discuss topics including the Trump administration's handling of the Jeffrey Epstein case has been canceled after news of it leaked, a source familiar with the matter said.

A spokesman for Vance said the dinner, first reported by CNN, had not been planned.

"There was never a supposed meeting scheduled at the Vice President's residence to discuss Epstein strategy," said Vance spokesman William Martin.

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9 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:


https://www.reuters.com/world/us/vp-vance-meeting-discuss-epstein-fallout-canceled-source-says-2025-08-06/

WASHINGTON, Aug 6 (Reuters) - A dinner for senior administration officials at Vice President JD Vance's residence to discuss topics including the Trump administration's handling of the Jeffrey Epstein case has been canceled after news of it leaked, a source familiar with the matter said.

A spokesman for Vance said the dinner, first reported by CNN, had not been planned.

"There was never a supposed meeting scheduled at the Vice President's residence to discuss Epstein strategy," said Vance spokesman William Martin.

Nah that meeting still happened

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nah that meeting still happened

Of course it did.  Vance tried to cover it up once it leaked that he was serving spaghetti with chili and beans.

14 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Man, if I were that 13 year old's dad, I would figure out a way to take a baseball bat to that dude's head, and to his relative. Fuck that shit.

When law fails, force becomes the new law. It's a pandemic around here these days. 

Prove you are not a fascist sleep robot by identifying the below

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The reason there is cinnamon in Cincinnati chili is because the recipe was brought over by Greek immigrants.  It ain't supposed to be Texas Red.

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The reason there is cinnamon in Cincinnati chili is because the recipe was brought over by Greek immigrants.  It ain't supposed to be Texas Red.

In this new era where origin-based racism is a-ok, we can hate on the swarthy Greeks for that abomination, right?  It's okay now guys, right?

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

The reason there is cinnamon in Cincinnati chili is because the recipe was brought over by Greek immigrants.  It ain't supposed to be Texas Red.

And they eat dogs in Korea, but that doesn't mean I have to.

 

So I just watched the Epstein doc on Netflix a few nights ago and today I learned the main girl who spoke out, Virginia Giuffre, committed suicide in April.  So sad.  

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So I just watched the Epstein doc on Netflix a few nights ago and today I learned the main girl who spoke out, Virginia Giuffre, committed suicide in April.  So sad.  

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22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And they eat dogs in Korea, but that doesn't mean I have to.

No doubt.  I bet you've had some delicious Greem lamb, etc.  Cinnamon.

Oh, I love Greek food.

But I'll take my chili Texan, thank y'all kindly.

way to keep your eye on the ball, fellas.

12 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:


https://www.reuters.com/world/us/vp-vance-meeting-discuss-epstein-fallout-canceled-source-says-2025-08-06/

WASHINGTON, Aug 6 (Reuters) - A dinner for senior administration officials at Vice President JD Vance's residence to discuss topics including the Trump administration's handling of the Jeffrey Epstein case has been canceled after news of it leaked, a source familiar with the matter said.

A spokesman for Vance said the dinner, first reported by CNN, had not been planned.

"There was never a supposed meeting scheduled at the Vice President's residence to discuss Epstein strategy," said Vance spokesman William Martin.

dumbasses don't know what to do.

keep digging that hole deeper you idiots. 

The fact that they haven’t just released the portions that have nothing to do with Trump makes me wonder if that even exists. Like if they did that there would be nothing to release.

46 minutes ago, sidis said:

way to keep your eye on the ball, fellas.

chili is serious bidness.  Some things transcend the moment.

The fact that they haven’t just released the portions that have nothing to do with Trump makes me wonder if that even exists. Like if they did that there would be nothing to release.

My guess is that so much would provide context clues pointing towards Trump and other compromised allies that it’s impossible to release anything that would be deemed meaningful by even the most mushbrained Qanons.
1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:


My guess is that so much would provide context clues pointing towards Trump and other compromised allies that it’s impossible to release anything that would be deemed meaningful by even the most mushbrained Qanons.

Yeah, I think some of his cronies who ARE in those files probably have plenty of shit on trump that they are holding over his head.  "Don't release shit, or we're spilling the beans."

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