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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Qanon twitter must be lit this morning.

Boomers gonna boom

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Hahaha. Man that guard just had to go deuce on his watch conveniently the same time epstein was making a noose

Looks like somebody just saved the New York DA a pile of work.

How convenient. Some powerful dudes around the world are celebrating by fucking more underage women and smoking a cigar. They control it all.

Welp, I thought it was gonna be more of a Jack Ruby scenario but I predicted this weeks ago on this board. 

Next thing we're going to hear there were no cameras. 

Looks like someone got a little nervous after the latest release of names. Eventually he was going to get to someone that mattered. 

19 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz if by tamp down, you mean ramp up, then I agree. 

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18 minutes ago, Zavala said:

The records and evidence isn't gonna be sealed up because he got suicided.

Bill Barr says hi.

1 minute ago, Bruh Man said:

Next thing we're going to hear there were no cameras. 

Can’t have cameras, it’s a violation of rights!

This makes it really hard to not go with a conspiracy angle on this one.

Any news on his "suicide" of choice?

 

30 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Doesn’t matter, there’s no way the house hasn’t been scrubbed clean

Is "Epstein paid off prison/security guards to allow him to hang himself" a conspiracy theory? 

 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Incompetence can be bought. 

I was gonna say, what makes anyone think this was just “incompetence?”

6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

This makes it really hard to not go with a conspiracy angle on this one.

Any news on his "suicide" of choice?

Haven’t seen anything other than he was being treated for cardiac arrest.

4 minutes ago, Nope said:

Doesn’t matter, there’s no way the house hasn’t been scrubbed clean

Yep. No way it hasn’t been gone through by 50 different organizations  by now 

37 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

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Who says bipartisonship is dead?

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Heh

36 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

You're turning violet Violet....

27 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Welp, I thought it was gonna be more of a Jack Ruby scenario but I predicted this weeks ago on this board. 

That was brilliant on your part. Are you also predicting an eastern sunrise tomorrow? A hot August in Texas? Please enlighten us more

He probably committed suicide by shooting himself 3 times.  Denying a well connected pedo a gun in jail is a violation of his 2A rights!

11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Is "Epstein paid off prison/security guards to allow him to hang himself" a conspiracy theory? 

 

I believe the theory is “Powerful people (Clintons) paid off prison guards to kill Epstein and make it look like a hanging suicide” 

The Old D’Angelo Barksdale 

Just add Epstein's name to the list b/w Ron Brown and Vince Foster.

If he wasn't already in a cell in paper scrubs with no surface angles for a latch, they're doing it wrong.

Hanged himself. Apparently the guards didn't check on him until 730 AM.

I've been in situations where we had people on suicide watch. We had at least one staff assigned with eyes on 24/7. I find it unfathomable that a federal prison in Manhattan does not have the resources to adequately keep somebody from hanging themselves in their cell.  

3 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

If he wasn't already in a cell in paper scrubs with no surface angles for a latch, they're doing it wrong.

exactly. 

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Next thing we're going to hear there were no cameras. 


Many of the most powerful people in the world wanted this guy dead. You think they would have left the recordings behind?

To be fair, they couldn't have known he was a suicide risk...it's not like he'd tried to kill himself a couple weeks ago...(checks notes)....well, fuck...

Dang Cletus forgot to flip the switch so the camera wasn’t working either! Rats! 

No one is surprised he's dead right ?  riiiight ?  RIIIIGHT ?  

He probably had a video collection of black mail that would bring down the whole system world wide.

26 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

That was brilliant on your part. Are you also predicting an eastern sunrise tomorrow? A hot August in Texas? Please enlighten us more

Agreed, but c'mon man, some people were naive enough to think he would have lived to see trial. 

Let's hope he has some sort of John Grisham character type deal where he gave all the really incriminating evidence to a secretary who has orders to give up the info to a journalist in the event of Epstein's "death". 

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Well, this is shocking.

Hanged himself. Apparently the guards didn't check on him until 730 AM.
I've been in situations where we had people on suicide watch. We had at least one staff assigned with eyes on 24/7. I find it unfathomable that a federal prison in Manhattan does not have the resources to adequately keep somebody from hanging themselves in their cell.  
Especially for a high profile case where the high profile failed a couple of weeks ago.
4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Agreed, but c'mon man, some people were naive enough to think he would have lived to see trial. 

You’re on Surly.  Instead of tooting your own horn, you should have told us all just how stupid those fuckers are.  

10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Dang Cletus forgot to flip the switch so the camera wasn’t working either! Rats! 

It's New York, so Anthony forgot to flip the switch.

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If only Trump would follow Epstein's example.  In addition to the sex trafficking, I mean.

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2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

He probably had a video collection of black mail that would bring down the whole system world wide.

It's not like Epstein was ever going to talk, but the feds did seize compact discs from his safe with labels that included “Young [Name] + [Name],” “Misc nudes 1,” and “Girl pics nude.”  There's still going to be some live bodied sweating for awhile. 

 

1 minute ago, triplehorn said:

It's not like Epstein was ever going to talk, but the feds did seize compact discs from his safe with labels that included “Young [Name] + [Name],” “Misc nudes 1,” and “Girl pics nude.”  There's still going to be some live bodied sweating for awhile. 

 

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