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Will we see Prince Andrew working for Door Dash?

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16 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Will we see Prince Andrew working for Door Dash?

Hopefully he put a little hay in the barn for times like these.

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

So Andrew gets (got) $342k per year for being a working royal, but his brother has an annual budget of $30 million?  

What expenses does a working royal actually have? Plenty of free, fully staffed family estates to visit and live in. You're an honored guest at anyone else's mansion whenever you deign to visit. You never pick up the check when you're a guest of some fawning idiot.  I expect transportation is provided by security services. 

I suppose the expense of satiating one's nefarious desires could come at a price, but if you get caught you get three hots and a cot in Royal Prison System or you have to get a job. 

"Raul, go tell Prince Andrew to stop chatting up the waitresses and bus table five."

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

What expenses does a working royal actually have?

Orthodontist?

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

What expenses does a working royal actually have? Plenty of free, fully staffed family estates to visit and live in. You're an honored guest at anyone else's mansion whenever you deign to visit. You never pick up the check when you're a guest of some fawning idiot.  I expect transportation is provided by security services. 

I suppose the expense of satiating one's nefarious desires could come at a price, but if you get caught you get three hots and a cot in Royal Prison System or you have to get a job. 

"Raul, go tell Prince Andrew to stop chatting up the waitresses and bus table five."

No idea.  I'm just shocked at the disparity between Charles and Andrew.  I knew Charles would get more, but almost 90x more?

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Will we see Prince Andrew working for Door Dash?

Not if he drives like his dad. 

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Not if he drives like his dad. 

He can't be any worse than the guy who used to drive around his ex sister-in-law.  

10 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

No idea.  I'm just shocked at the disparity between Charles and Andrew.  I knew Charles would get more, but almost 90x more?

Charles, as future King, is likely just slowly taking on the extravagant royal wealth, but I really don't know. I was mostly just musing off your post.

23 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

No idea.  I'm just shocked at the disparity between Charles and Andrew.  I knew Charles would get more, but almost 90x more?

Primogeniture 

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Primogeniture 

Yep, I get all that.  Just surprised is all.  I would have thought Andrew was getting a couple million a year.

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Orthodontist?


he’s not spending much there 

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Maybe it's based on NIL.

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Maybe it's based on NIL.

good point.  I'm guessing his branding deals with Chuck-E-Cheese and Altitude Trampoline Park probably took a sideways turn recently, financially speaking.

Do any of those 3 hots come with tots? - Prince Andrew. 

"3 hot tots on a cot"---gonna make for an scintillating prison biography

Sounds like a dark side of Dr. Seuss book. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

What expenses does a working royal actually have? Plenty of free, fully staffed family estates to visit and live in. You're an honored guest at anyone else's mansion whenever you deign to visit. You never pick up the check when you're a guest of some fawning idiot.  I expect transportation is provided by security services. 

I suppose the expense of satiating one's nefarious desires could come at a price, but if you get caught you get three hots and a cot in Royal Prison System or you have to get a job. 

"Raul, go tell Prince Andrew to stop chatting up the waitresses and bus table 

Do you have any idea the overhead required to cut the ribbons on shopping malls?

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Do you have any idea the overhead required to cut the ribbons on shopping malls?

We had to order a pair of those comically-oversized scissors for a remodel reveal once.  But for a left-handed person.  We're still paying off that note.  

4 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Interesting old clip of Cindy McCain. 

 

I think we all know Trump is behind the coup attempt.  But he ain't in jail, is he?

No idea.  I'm just shocked at the disparity between Charles and Andrew.  I knew Charles would get more, but almost 90x more?

Charles has private income from the Duchy of Cornwall that automatically goes to the current PoW. It’s completely family income not from the Crown Estates.

When Charles becomes King, the Duchy and all its income goes to William.

Andrew is the second son and third child. Back in the day those dudes went into the church or married a foreign princess with money.

Now they end up freeloading pedo adjacent grifting layabouts.
21 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

TIL that being born into royalty is considered a “career” by some.

Nice work if you can get it.


Charles has private income from the Duchy of Cornwall that automatically goes to the current PoW. It’s completely family income not from the Crown Estates.

When Charles becomes King, the Duchy and all its income goes to William.

Andrew is the second son and third child. Back in the day those dudes went into the church or married a foreign princess with money.

Now they end up freeloading pedo adjacent grifting layabouts.

But for the pedo thing, I’m in on that career plan.
12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Charles has private income from the Duchy of Cornwall that automatically goes to the current PoW. It’s completely family income not from the Crown Estates.

When Charles becomes King, the Duchy and all its income goes to William.

Andrew is the second son and third child. Back in the day those dudes went into the church or married a foreign princess with money.

Now they end up freeloading pedo adjacent grifting layabouts.


Dumb ass should have married into a family with $$$. Not a broke ass ginger 

What’s stupid is how short the list is of things that get you kicked off that gravy train.

Its pretty much just banging kids and giving the Queen a surprise Cleveland Steamer while she’s passed out on the royal couch.

This idiot couldn’t avoid at least one of those that we know about.

On 1/14/2022 at 8:47 AM, CooterBrown said:

I wonder if he was smart enough to have his own business interests instead of living off the royal family trust.  He's probably not even aware that you have to pay for shit.

 

raw

He's got his Royal Navy pension.  Although that could probably go away if he's convicted of anything. 


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On 1/13/2022 at 12:41 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Epstein is the gift that keeps on giving. Prince Andrew, once said to be the queen's favorite and once second in line to the throne, is right out:

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-decline-and-fall-of-prince-andrew

 

How serious is this? Will he lose the Royal Teddies?

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Prince Andrew sketched out a plan for how his five teddies and cuddly toys should be positioned on his bed every night, it has been claimed.

The Duke of York, 61, would “scream and shout” if his servants failed to place them exactly how he wanted at Buckingham Palace, ex protection officer Paul Page tells ITV ’s Ghislaine, Prince Andrew and the Paedophile.

A handwritten guide is said to have included two hippos, a black panther and bears, as well as three cushions called 'Daddy', 'Ducks' and 'Prince'.

It showed exactly where to place blankets, as well as five toys and a fur, which had ribbons that had to hang off the side of the bed.

The instructions were laminated and titled “DOY bed: Points for turn down & making the bed”, with Andrew keeping the accompanying sketch close to his bed while staying at the Palace.

Staff wrote: “When the DOY is staying overnight, place one small teddy & cushion in the turn down.

“When making the bed, place the teddy & cushion next to the teddy on the left- hand side with the necklaces on.”

Underneath in capital letters, it stressed: “Do not loose (sic) the teddy & cushion!!”

The sketch showed a teddy holding a heart had to be put on the left of the headboard and a grey hippo on the right, while the panther was halfway down.

A second hippo was to be put on a green throw at the end of the bed.

A source told The Sun: “It’s hilarious a Prince of England would want his teddies on his bed. You can imagine him crying, ‘Mummy, they haven’t put the hippos on my bed!’ to the Queen if anyone got it wrong.

"Maybe they were presents from his daughters or Fergie, but it’s still strange.”

Page worked in Royalty and Specialist Protection Command between 1998 and 2004 and had access to the prince's private quarters.

In this apartment, the Duke had a bed piled high with stuffed animals and toys, Page claims.

He said: “It had about 50 or 60 stuffed toys positioned on the bed and basically there was a card the inspector showed us in a drawer and it was a picture of these bears all in situ.

“The reason for the laminated picture was if those bears weren’t put back in the right order by the maids, he would shout and scream.”

 

On 1/13/2022 at 4:04 PM, Anastasis said:

What a bunch of weirdos.  

Wait.....are you telling me you arrange your own teddies?

35 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

 

Wait.....are you telling me you arrange your own teddies?

Prince Andrew sketched out a plan for how his five teddies and cuddly toys should be positioned on his bed every night, it has been claimed.

The Duke of York, 61, would “scream and shout” if his servants failed to place them exactly how he wanted at Buckingham Palace, ex protection officer Paul Page tells ITV ’s Ghislaine, Prince Andrew and the Paedophile.

A handwritten guide is said to have included two hippos, a black panther and bears, as well as three cushions called 'Daddy', 'Ducks' and 'Prince'.

It showed exactly where to place blankets, as well as five toys and a fur, which had ribbons that had to hang off the side of the bed.

The instructions were laminated and titled “DOY bed: Points for turn down & making the bed”, with Andrew keeping the accompanying sketch close to his bed while staying at the Palace.

Staff wrote: “When the DOY is staying overnight, place one small teddy & cushion in the turn down.

“When making the bed, place the teddy & cushion next to the teddy on the left- hand side with the necklaces on.”

Underneath in capital letters, it stressed: “Do not loose (sic) the teddy & cushion!!”

The sketch showed a teddy holding a heart had to be put on the left of the headboard and a grey hippo on the right, while the panther was halfway down.

A second hippo was to be put on a green throw at the end of the bed.

A source told The Sun: “It’s hilarious a Prince of England would want his teddies on his bed. You can imagine him crying, ‘Mummy, they haven’t put the hippos on my bed!’ to the Queen if anyone got it wrong.

"Maybe they were presents from his daughters or Fergie, but it’s still strange.”

Page worked in Royalty and Specialist Protection Command between 1998 and 2004 and had access to the prince's private quarters.

In this apartment, the Duke had a bed piled high with stuffed animals and toys, Page claims.

He said: “It had about 50 or 60 stuffed toys positioned on the bed and basically there was a card the inspector showed us in a drawer and it was a picture of these bears all in situ.

“The reason for the laminated picture was if those bears weren’t put back in the right order by the maids, he would shout and scream.”

 

 

That's just upper management type shit right there, that man is going places.

I understand how y'all think that's freaky but it's just the latest trends in optimal cuddly toy placement for 14-year-old girls, and he prides himself on being a considerate paedophile. 

11 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I understand how y'all think that's freaky but it's just the latest trends in optimal cuddly toy placement for 14-year-old girls, and he prides himself on being a considerate paedophile. 

What a prince of a guy....

You are a fucking prince and you can’t get legit pussy? I see why they are booting him out.

Maybe now that he's a regular chav the papers can quit calling him "Andrew" like he's Cher or a champion racehorse or any another creature that got famous on its own merits. The silly twit's got a last name, call his ass Mr. Mountbatten or whatever they claim it is now.

Who knew that generations of cousin-fucking could lead to odd sexual proclivities in later descendants?  

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

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Fucking criminal pervert. I hope he was tormented by the hook everytime he fought against it. 

How much did he pay to make the least humiliating public statement possible? The cost to his name and standing has been substantial. Still, it's not enough. He should be in jail. No person with any sense will not recognize the pathetic figleaf of this public statement.

He can't deny he molested/raped her. He can only lie about the intent of his vicious attacks on her character since his misdeeds have become public. 

This is not a man. This thing should not have any title or rank no matter how illusory its real importance.

Fuck this guy.

You have to be an extra kind of dumb to fuck up being born into the royal family

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

You have to be an extra kind of dumb to fuck up being born into the royal family

or so arrogant that you can get away with anything, which apparently you cannot

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Fucking criminal pervert. I hope he was tormented by the hook everytime he fought against it. 

How much did he pay to make the least humiliating public statement possible? The cost to his name and standing has been substantial. Still, it's not enough. He should be in jail. No person with any sense will not recognize the pathetic figleaf of this public statement.

He can't deny he molested/raped her. He can only lie about the intent of his vicious attacks on her character since his misdeeds have become public. 

This is not a man. This thing should not have any title or rank no matter how illusory its real importance.

Fuck this guy.

Well.......... yeah...........

If they can get to a once-and-future King, they can get a rush chairman-cum-congressman.  Or so I hope.  

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

You have to be an extra kind of dumb to fuck up being born into the royal family

If he were a Saudi Royal then he’d be fine. 

24 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If he were a Saudi Royal then he’d be fine. 

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