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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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18 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Wheeeeee, sign your own death warrant.

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4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

His name is literally an anagram of his handle, y'all..

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His name is 100% on that list.

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17 minutes ago, Pasken said:

It's satire.

We all thought that was the case with Nick Adams too.  Now Nick is the Ambassador to Malaysia 

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

We all thought that was the case with Nick Adams too.  Now Nick is the Ambassador to Malaysia 

I'm not sure the State Department is still real. 

Fuck him. He can’t last 4 months bc he’s woefully unqualified and this is just an excuse to go back to podcasting 

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Gasp.

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31 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Confirmation from CNN:

 

I think this is just a ploy to push Bondi out. 

 

 

 

If you believe 
 
 

Somebody killed him. Plain and simple.
6 hours ago, safe sex said:

His name is literally an anagram of his handle, y'all..

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Trump has become the derp state. 
 

OmeRtA!!!!!!!

Holy shit! HahahahhaahhahahahHahah

On 7/10/2025 at 3:00 PM, Pancho said:

 

“Bound by confidentiality” is a weird way of taking the fifth 

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How do these mouth breathers make it through the day alive?  We've known Trump was involved with Epstein for a long, long time now.  They were close fucking friends for years, for fuck's sake.  We've also known that unredacted Epstein files were never going to be released because Trump is all over them.  

Fucking idiots.

How do these mouth breathers make it through the day alive?  We've known Trump was involved with Epstein for a long, long time now.  They were close fucking friends for years, for fuck's sake.  We've also known that unredacted Epstein files were never going to be released because Trump is all over them.  
Fucking idiots.

You could have w just typed your last two words.
These people are incapable of any logic or reasoning. Truly, it is as beyond them as flapping their arms and flying.
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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You could have w just typed your last two words.
These people are incapable of any logic or reasoning. Truly, it is as beyond them as flapping their arms and flying.

suddenly you're the king of brevity? lol. p'shaw

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https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/doj-epstein-memo-tearing-trump-administration-apart-1235383924/
 

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Todd Blanche, the deputy attorney general who previously represented Trump in criminal court, wrote Friday on X that the DOJ was unified over the memo: “I worked closely with [Patel] and [Bongino] on the joint FBI and DOJ memo regarding the Epstein Files. All of us signed off on the contents of the memo and the conclusions stated in the memo. The suggestion by anyone that there was any daylight between the FBI and DOJ leadership on this memo’s composition and release is patently false.” 
 

“The fact is, [Bongino] was for releasing the information with the video and had no problem until he got heat online,” Axios quoted a senior administration official as saying. “Bongino found the video with the missing minute. He vouched for it after a ‘thorough review,’ he said, and he thought this would end the matter. When that didn’t work, he lost his mind and ran out of D.C.”

 

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You could have w just typed your last two words.
These people are incapable of any logic or reasoning. Truly, it is as beyond them as flapping their arms and flying.

The funny part to me is that this (not releasing the files) is the least surprising thing he's done as President.  I knew we were never gonna see them.

On 7/8/2025 at 9:55 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Would not be surprised if Bondi is sacrificed in this ordeal. Trump posted support for Patel and Bongino yesterday, but left her name out of it. 

He clearly told her to make the Epstein case go away, and he'll have no problem "reassigning" her as a gift to the hardcore MAGAts that are calling for her resignation. 

Everything these bozos do is so obvious. This is all made up drama to force Bondi out. The new AG says "unfortunately the case is closed. There's nothing we can do and we have to move on."

No one wants to take blame for the coverup so ditch the bitch and hope it satiates the moron base. Sorry Pam, I know you're a loyal MAGA, but you're still a woman. Bye. 

 

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On 7/8/2025 at 5:21 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I wonder how much someone who smells like fucked butthole has to pay?

Next time i ride in a car with someone I'm telling them they smell like fucked butthole. 

Im in tears.

55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

“Bongino found the video with the missing minute. He vouched for it after a ‘thorough review,’ he said, and he thought this would end the matter”

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What Trump is doing here might work. Throwing MAGA a bread crumb that they treat like a loaf. Their God King is listening to their concerns, and the blood of Bondi might satiate them.

 

Will one of these three be the the regime’s first victim of window allergy?

Of course, the question remains, how much worse will be any of their successors.

At least Bondi is nominally qualified.

I guess we really shouldn’t be surprised that he’s basically letting his cabinet play Apprentice but with real life and irreparable consequences for our country.

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Of course, the question remains, how much worse will be any of their successors.

At least Bondi is nominally qualified.

The next AG will cover up future crimes, then will be fired as well. Rinse and repeat. 

8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The next AG will cover up future crimes, then will be fired as well. Rinse and repeat. 

Gaetz is tanned, rested, and ready to combat crimes against underage girls.

How is this Bondi's fault but Trump is exempt?  (Yes, I know it's a cult.)

Blondie needs to leak anything that implicates Kash and Don in the release of the memo. Take them down with her.

60-70% of this country is so fucking stupid

Yes I think the maggots cult is larger than what any stupid poll says…

Racism is rampant in this joint

is there a scenario where goebbels and gnome are somehow attached to any of this and they go down too?

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