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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

lolol these chumps think Trump has become and is now protecting the 'deep state'...and that is the reason he's not releasing the files 🤣

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2 hours ago, tx ind said:

Gaetz is tanned, rested, and ready to combat crimes against underage girls.

In a sudden announcement following his wife’s equally surprising divorce filing, Ken Paxton today announced he is suspending  his Senate campaign for undisclosed reasons.

23 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

In a sudden announcement following his wife’s equally surprising divorce filing, Ken Paxton today announced he is suspending  his Senate campaign for undisclosed reasons.

Link?

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh shit, will ding bambino be our Jimmy Hoffa?

Dude, for half this board, Jimmy Hoffa is our Jimmy Hoffa 

I mean they know he and a bunch of their maga heroes are on the list way more than the left. The only one we know is likely on it is Slick Willie and he’s not all that visible anymore. What they’re really mad about is that King Orange couldn’t execute on altering it all to excise all their friends and frame a bunch of lefty politicians. That’s the only explanation that makes sense to me. How does firing Bondi help? He’s barking at media himself that they should forget about it and move on. He could command today that it be released, or make the next AG do it. It’s far more likely he’ll let the other idiots go and say they’re the problem for saying the list exists. It’s him that wants it suppressed or knows they can’t doctor it in the way the maga fucks are asking to happen.

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Not particularly funny or inspired… and then I noticed the juice box. 

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

$25k seems so quaint now. 

A cheap whore.  Much cheaper than Stormy Daniels, who gets paid to get fucked.

Hey Glenn, either they won't give you shit due to "national security" or those exchanges will be so scrubbed they won't tell you shit.  And no one that could do something about it will care.

I wish I could bet money on this because it’s the easiest prediction ever. Trump is dead serious about wanting this suppressed and will make enough threats over the next week that the magas who are still stuck on it will stfu. In two weeks you won’t see a word about it from any maga and the media will move on to his next wave of bullshit and cruelty.

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Just because Epstein and Trump were inseparable for 15 years doesn’t mean they knew each other.

Even if they knew each other I’m sure no questions were asked.

“You have a private island and a jet? Wow! I never knew!”

“Wait, you like massages and sex with underage girls? I never knew!”

“You were on trial for sex trafficking? I hadn’t heard about it!”
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

A cheap whore.  Much cheaper than Stormy Daniels, who gets paid to get fucked.

pam bondi turns SIXTY in five days

six - zero

i did not do an exhaustive search but the pics of her out there on the web would seem to indicate she hasn't aged in 20 years

so, she's a lizard

unlike gnome who was melted and rebuilt in the alien plastic surgeon saucer mothership

hundreds dead due to maga inbred-braindead racism doesn't move the needle

TWENTY FIVE baby girls dead in that atrocity doesn't move the needle

but UNDERAGE SEX sends these people in to a galactic cornholio conniption fit

it's fantastic

Republican women will still support a convicted rapist…,a man who admitted committing fraud at his university, whose charity for young cancer victims was a grift to fill his own family’s bank account, and who were later prohibited from participating in charities because of their fraud .  A man whocalled his young daughter ‘hot’, and ‘a piece of ass’ and who admitted on video that his good Buddy Epstein ‘likes his women on the younger side.’ And of course he can grab the Republican pussy anytime he wants because they let him do that when you’re a star.

Here’s to you conservative Republican women…

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On 7/10/2025 at 10:52 AM, Fastbreak said:


Bad Actor

By that definition, the alphabet is an anagram for every word in the dictionary

On 7/11/2025 at 8:58 AM, safe sex said:

His name is literally an anagram of his handle, y'all..

It’s literally not

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

pam bondi turns SIXTY in five days

six - zero

i did not do an exhaustive search but the pics of her out there on the web would seem to indicate she hasn't aged in 20 years

so, she's a lizard

unlike gnome who was melted and rebuilt in the alien plastic surgeon saucer mothership

It just means Blondi got her work done at an earlier age.  It makes sense because FL is a lot more competitive market for airhead bimbos than SD.

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

 

I gave this the rage-face reaction, because here we have a sitting president threatening to strip a private (albeit annoying, crazy, and vocal) citizen of their citizenship due to their constitutionally protected speech.

Fuck that noise.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

hundreds dead due to maga inbred-braindead racism doesn't move the needle

TWENTY FIVE baby girls dead in that atrocity doesn't move the needle

but UNDERAGE SEX sends these people in to a galactic cornholio conniption fit

it's fantastic

the dotard is going to invade Greenland tomorrow and no one will be talking about Epstein.

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Sigh.  Maga is not at war with itself. MAGA is just temporarily disappointed in one area but loves dear leader.   MAGA would all line up and vote for him for a third term.  This will be yet another nothingberder very soon. 

7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

the dotard is going to invade Greenland tomorrow and no one will be talking about Epstein.

A lot of people are saying that Epstein had a private pedophile compound in Greenland, and that is why Trump wants to place it under control of the US military, so no one can access it and all of the video and audio records of pedophile activity in Greenland.

I’m not saying it’s true, I’m just saying a whole lot of people are saying that there’s a pedophile compound in Greenland that Trump visited and he wants to take that out of public view.

I do not follow this as much as the MAGA people, so I would appreciate it if some of you could go to those sites and ask the same question to see whether it has any validity.  I mean, we’re just asking questions.

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

It’s literally not

Lmao, that's what I get for doing it in my head and not on paper

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

unlike gnome who was melted and rebuilt in the alien plastic surgeon saucer mothership

Those guys apparently only have the one casting mould. 

3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Republican women will still support a convicted rapist…,a man who admitted committing fraud at his university, whose charity for young cancer victims was a grift to fill his own family’s bank account, and who were later prohibited from participating in charities because of their fraud .  A man whocalled his young daughter ‘hot’, and ‘a piece of ass’ and who admitted on video that his good Buddy Epstein ‘likes his women on the younger side.’ And of course he can grab the Republican pussy anytime he wants because they let him do that when you’re a star.

Here’s to you conservative Republican women…

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I’ve seen that movie

And, I don’t understand why they didn’t just create the Epstein files that they wanted, with everyone they hate on them, and release that.  

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And, I don’t understand why they didn’t just create the Epstein files that they wanted, with everyone they hate on them, and release that.  

Trust me….they are working on it.

Will be released in two weeks.

4 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

would do that celebrity family feud GIF by ABC Network

17 posts after mine.   I have to say that I am thoroughly disappointed in you assholes.

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