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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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24 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What crazy fucking thing is Trump gonna do tomorrow to distract us from the Epstein shit?

8 billion percent tariffs

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What crazy fucking thing is Trump gonna do tomorrow to distract us from the Epstein shit?

 

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he literally said something so over the line he made Epstein blush. just imagine.

fucking disgusting pile of walking pigshit and oozing pus-filled cankers, my god i hate him so fucking much, there is not a one single redeeming quality.

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

he literally said something so over the line he made Epstein blush. just imagine.

fucking disgusting pile of walking pigshit and oozing pus-filled cankers, my god i hate him so fucking much, there is not a one single redeeming quality.

This can’t be stressed enough. There is not a single positive adjective that can be accurately applied to that man. Think of anything and nothing applies to him. He’s not good or kind or honest or faithful. He’s not responsible or reliable or trustworthy. He’s not humble or thoughtful or curious or introspective. He’s not empathetic or compassionate or forgiving or benevolent in any way. He’s not courageous or stoic or disciplined or strong. He’s especially not strong, despite the image he strives to project. In fact he’s a huge pussy who behaves like a spoiled child.

Think of anything you might say that’s positive about anybody and it doesn’t apply to Donald Trump. Seriously, try it. It’s a fun exercise. (Maybe “fun” isn’t the right word because it’s also maddening.) Think of every respectable person you’ve ever known or heard of and the traits that make them respectable are, without exception, not shared by Trump. It’s remarkable.

 

The mood of the MAGAs has a suddenly violent energy, like the Kafiris who see his blood and realize all at once that Daniel Drevot is not Sikander. 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Jomboy to the white courtesy phone please.

34 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Jomboy to the white courtesy phone please.

"Hey, Jomboy. Love your videos. How about a lip reading of that Epstein and Trump video?"

Seriously, a small group of people posting some variation of that comment whenever his videos first drop on YouTube would further stoke this fire. 

It's weirdly entertaining to see entrenched MAGAs begin to turn on Trump over Epstein, and I think pardoning Maxwell will just send them over the edge.

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I don't get all the "this isn't going away" and "MAGA is imploding" and "Trump is losing QAnon". What difference does it make? Is Trump somehow not going to be POTUS at least three more years and implementing all the policies that assault the Constitution with the support of SCOTUS? Does anyone really think Trump is going to be removed from office over this?

2 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

I don't get all the "this isn't going away" and "MAGA is imploding" and "Trump is losing QAnon". What difference does it make? Is Trump somehow not going to be POTUS at least three more years and implementing all the policies that assault the Constitution with the support of SCOTUS? Does anyone really think Trump is going to be removed from office over this?

MAGA congress want to keep their sweet grift too and if the winds blow long enough they’ll have to do whatever it takes to stay in office. Plus the chance that Musk primaries some of them.

6 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

I don't get all the "this isn't going away" and "MAGA is imploding" and "Trump is losing QAnon". What difference does it make? Is Trump somehow not going to be POTUS at least three more years and implementing all the policies that assault the Constitution with the support of SCOTUS? Does anyone really think Trump is going to be removed from office over this?

Oh, I don't think anything of significance is going to come of this, because we're not going to see any Epstein files with Trump's name on them.  I just think it's amusing that this is the issue creating the most notable fissure in MAGA nation. 

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The mood of the MAGAs has a suddenly violent energy, like the Kafiris who see his blood and realize all at once that Daniel Drevot is not Sikander. 

Mrs. Michael Caine was hot though…

28 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Oh, I don't think anything of significance is going to come of this, because we're not going to see any Epstein files with Trump's name on them.  I just think it's amusing that this is the issue creating the most notable fissure in MAGA nation. 

Probably, but I don’t think most people who are not MAGA themselves understand how little visibility MAGA has to information about Trump and what he’s actually doing and done. But they know a lot about the Epstein thing. And they care about it. 

25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Oh, I don't think anything of significance is going to come of this, because we're not going to see any Epstein files with Trump's name on them.  I just think it's amusing that this is the issue creating the most notable fissure in MAGA nation. 

I think there is a certain "morality" that supports persecution of minorities yet is repulsed by pedophilia.  It's not moral at all, but they see it as such.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I think there is a certain "morality" that supports persecution of minorities yet is repulsed by pedophilia.  It's not moral at all, but they see it as such.

I think the pedophilia crusade, grounded in the batshit crazy QAnon movement, seems more like a weird fetish than virtue-based morality.  It just that with the Epstein stuff, there's something to it.

49 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

I don't get all the "this isn't going away" and "MAGA is imploding" and "Trump is losing QAnon". What difference does it make? Is Trump somehow not going to be POTUS at least three more years and implementing all the policies that assault the Constitution with the support of SCOTUS? Does anyone really think Trump is going to be removed from office over this?

About the only hope we have is that the resulting increase in vitriol from former supporters creates White House desperation, a wavering in support from his lapdogs in Congress, and a Democratic tidal wave for Congressional elections in 2026.

On 7/12/2025 at 10:09 PM, wildcat09 said:

It’s fucking baffling how they’ve handled this. When they were touting how they were about to release the Epstein files, I just assumed they’d doctor some shit or something. They can’t even do that right.

ah yes, that skilled team of doctors

Hurricane Dorian: Trump map mysteriously loops in Alabama

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Has anyone doxxed the tall guy and the dude with the bushy moustache?

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1 minute ago, abuelo gringo said:

Has anyone doxxed the tall guy and the dude with the bushy moustache?

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47 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Probably, but I don’t think most people who are not MAGA themselves understand how little visibility MAGA has to information about Trump and what he’s actually doing and done. But they know a lot about the Epstein thing. And they care about it. 

I agree with this, but Trump delaying/avoiding/running out the clock on this won't lead them to better inform themselves. They won't question the same process flaw that led them here. They'll just run back to the same sources/media outlets that hollowed out their brains, and those folks will find a shiny new distraction for them.

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People who have been conned don't like to admit they've been conned.  They will jump through all kinds of mental hoops to avoid coming to terms with it.  They'll have forgotten about this in a few weeks.

33 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

Has anyone doxxed the tall guy and the dude with the bushy moustache?

My guess is they're both dead. 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's weirdly entertaining to see entrenched MAGAs begin to turn on Trump over Epstein, and I think pardoning Maxwell will just send them over the edge.

the dog caught the car, and now MAGA leaders are having to tell the truth to the conspiracy crowd. I never bought the idea that there is this client or blackmail list. Now did Epstein blackmail someone or more likely gave an implication of it? Maybe but it's unlikely there is a file called Blackmail list.

35 minutes ago, kevwun said:

People who have been conned don't like to admit they've been conned.  They will jump through all kinds of mental hoops to avoid coming to terms with it.  They'll have forgotten about this in two weeks.

Fify

Probably, but I don’t think most people who are not MAGA themselves understand how little visibility MAGA has to information about Trump and what he’s actually doing and done. But they know a lot about the Epstein thing. And they care about it. 

I know my maga father doesn’t know most of his crimes and bullshit. But he doesn’t want to, and refuses to open his eyes to it.
2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ghislaine going missing/“suicide” in 5….4…..3…..2…..1

This is the play. Pardoning her opens up an entirely different set of problems.

Elon already blabbed that Trump and Bannon are on the list

I don't get why you don't just destroy all the files unless there are some copies backed up somewhere that the feds can't get their hands on. 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

People who have been conned don't like to admit they've been conned.  They will jump through all kinds of mental hoops to avoid coming to terms with it.  They'll have forgotten about this in a few weeks.

yep. sharing again:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe

it takes actual intelligence and critical thinking skills to counter the physiology.

so the country is fucked lol.

19 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I don't get why you don't just destroy all the files unless there are some copies backed up somewhere that the feds can't get their hands on. 

Epstein needed these files to exist or the implied blackmail threat doesn't work.

The files got seized during his first arrest, presumably, and Trump 45 could have destroyed or altered them. People have speculated that Epstein didn't commit suicide because powerful people had a compelling motivation to keep him from revealing who's in the files.

Biden of course did nothing useful with the files.

Trump 47 campaigned on full transparency, but now the files "don't exist."

25 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I don't get why you don't just destroy all the files unless there are some copies backed up somewhere that the feds can't get their hands on. 

If there are secure, off-site backups (this should be the case for any government files), I don't think anybody should have access to alter a backup at the file level.  If it was me, I would setup multiple DR sites for archives and the only way to remove data would be to burn the entire backup. I'm hardly an expert, but this is why I've been thinking they can't just take Trump out of the docs. 

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Elon already blabbed that Trump and Bannon are on the list

I have this terrible Sophie's Choice going through my head -- would you want to be abused by Donald Trump or Steve Bannon?

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have this terrible Sophie's Choice going through my head -- would you want to be abused by Donald Trump or Steve Bannon?

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19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have this terrible Sophie's Choice going through my head -- would you want to be abused by Donald Trump or Steve Bannon?

Someone is going to post the whynotborh.gif in response to this and they need to negged into obolivia.

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On Deadline White House Claire McCaskill just shared a good quote (without citation):

“There are more photos of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein than there are trans athletes in the NCAA.”

He certainly has more felony convictions than there are trans athletes in the NCAA

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have this terrible Sophie's Choice going through my head -- would you want to be abused by Donald Trump or Steve Bannon?

Which is kind of like wondering whether you wanted to be abused by Jabba the Hutt (Trump) or the sad guard Malakili, whose monster Rancor Luke killed (Bannon).

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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Which is kind of like wondering whether you wanted to be abused by Jabba the Hutt (Trump) or the sad guard Malakili, whose monster Rancor Luke killed (Bannon).

I'd go with Maliki.  He cried when Rancor was killed, indicating some level of emotional tenderness.  There's a chance he would be gentle.  

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'd go with Maliki.  He cried when Rancor was killed, indicating some level of emotional tenderness.  There's a chance he would be gentle.  

God, I love this website.

9 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The mood of the MAGAs has a suddenly violent energy, like the Kafiris who see his blood and realize all at once that Daniel Drevot is not Sikander. 

Brass it out, Peachy.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I have this terrible Sophie's Choice going through my head -- would you want to be abused by Donald Trump or Steve Bannon?

Bannon. Should I bear up well during his testing, I would be accepted as a worthy servant to the Harkonnens.

As predicted.  Very top of reddit right now.
 



Took less than a week to move on to why are people still talking about this.  Lulz at the entire 'tearing themselves apart' story line.

6 hours ago, strangulation! said:

ah yes, that skilled team of doctors

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I was thinking about this.  The same mindset that wouldn't let him admit to a mistake regarding a Hurricane hitting Alabama is probably the same thing that will keep him from releasing an unredacted Epstein file that would mention him, even if that mention isn't incriminating.  There are no shades of grey.

https://theonion.com/trump-urges-supporters-to-move-on-from-societal-disdain-for-pedophilia/

 

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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia 

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July 14, 2025

WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from society’s widespread disdain for pedophilia. “It’s time to just accept that some people like having sex with kids and focus on the fantastic things we’re doing to win back the respect of the world,” said Trump, who expressed frustration that instead of celebrating the passage of his domestic spending bill or his historic deportation numbers, many of his supporters were getting distracted by “something that people have done since ancient Greece.” “Are people really still talking about the sexual abuse of children? Let it go! Our administration is making America great again. That’s the story, not whether I or anyone else ‘diddled’ an underage girl! The case is closed. Sometimes kids get molested. Maybe they shouldn’t dress like such sluts!” Trump went on to state that he has had many pedophile friends and associates over the years who have been fine, hardworking Americans.

 

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