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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"

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I no longer think Donald’s “on the list”. Rather, he *is* the list.
 

These two fucking creeps became best fucking friends preying on women with dreams of fame and celebrity. 
 

it’s sick. He’s sick. This country’s sick.

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this motherfucker

 

5 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

Whatever the truth is about the Epstein list and files, Ghislaine Maxwell is still alive and she knows basically everything. I guess even if she wanted to talk, she has a logistical dilemma in how to do that from her prison cell without accidentally suiciding herself.

Is there something about her legal situation that prevents Trump from pardoning her in exchange for her silence? Or would it just be the public backlash against him? He already pardoned J6ers and child pornographers and countless other criminals.

I think the problem is if you are pardoned, you can no longer plead the fifth, so if she gets hauled before Congress, she has to spill

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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I think the problem is if you are pardoned, you can no longer repeat the fifth, so if she gets hauled before Congress, she has to spill

Unless Trump offers her a pardon for refusing to testify. 

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This is so bizarre when you think about it (or say if you've had a gummy and a few drinks). One of the main driving forces behind this cult of maga idiocy is finding out who was involved in all the Epstein stuff. But Epstein's best friend, according to him, WAS THEIR CULT LEADER. And using what we know about Dotard, as well as his close relationship with Epstein, I think we can say with about 99.99% certainty that he was heavily involved and was probably fucking underage girls. But the cult just.... doesn't see it? Doesn't care? Hey, the fucking monster you're looking for is your fucking cult leader. He's right there. 

This is like when the jedi were searching for the hidden sith lord, but didn't think to check out the guy who had taken over the galaxy and refused to give up power and was obviously evil if you spent more than two seconds with him.

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is so bizarre when you think about it (or say if you've had a gummy and a few drinks). One of the main driving forces behind this cult of maga idiocy is finding out who was involved in all the Epstein stuff. But Epstein's best friend, according to him, WAS THEIR CULT LEADER. And using what we know about Dotard, as well as his close relationship with Epstein, I think we can say with about 99.99% certainty that he was heavily involved and was probably fucking underage girls. But the cult just.... doesn't see it? Doesn't care? Hey, the fucking monster you're looking for is your fucking cult leader. He's right there. 

This is like when the jedi were searching for the hidden sith lord, but didn't think to check out the guy who had taken over the galaxy and refused to give up power and was obviously evil if you spent more than two seconds with him.

Never believe that the fascists are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words.

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is so bizarre when you think about it (or say if you've had a gummy and a few drinks). One of the main driving forces behind this cult of maga idiocy is finding out who was involved in all the Epstein stuff. But Epstein's best friend, according to him, WAS THEIR CULT LEADER. And using what we know about Dotard, as well as his close relationship with Epstein, I think we can say with about 99.99% certainty that he was heavily involved and was probably fucking underage girls. But the cult just.... doesn't see it? Doesn't care? Hey, the fucking monster you're looking for is your fucking cult leader. He's right there. 

This is like when the jedi were searching for the hidden sith lord, but didn't think to check out the guy who had taken over the galaxy and refused to give up power and was obviously evil if you spent more than two seconds with him.

 

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obama !!!!!!

This is "real" in that it actually happened, but it's a prank.  The article I read fingered The Good Liars as the culprits.

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What stops a massive billboard campaign with those Trump-Epstein bff photos in every major red state city in America?

Make people look at it every day.

What stops a massive billboard campaign with those Trump-Epstein bff photos in every major red state city in America?

Make people look at it every day.

Somebody alert the billboard guys!
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i know you guys all think she's hot... but she has the same stupid pouty fishmouth as her dad and brothers.

Don't lump us all together. She ain't all that.

I can't say I wouldn't hit it, but that's no great confirmation of beauty. I might not get that far if she said more than a few syllables. 

11 hours ago, mchookem said:

i know you guys all think she's hot... but she has the same stupid pouty fishmouth as her dad and brothers.

 

fuck that cunt 

 

 

 

lulz

 

maga : but, but obama !!!!

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13 hours ago, C-Man said:


Somebody alert the billboard guys!

Fly some banners imo

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

fuck that cunt 

 

 

 

lulz

 

maga : but, but obama !!!!

I saw this on FB does anyone know if it’s real? It purports to be the woman Maria and her sisters as teenagers but they look to be about 10 to 12

 

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Like the wolf leering at little red riding hood. 

12 hours ago, mchookem said:

i know you guys all think she's hot... but she has the same stupid pouty fishmouth as her dad and brothers.

Not even with Anastasis’s dick. 

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2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Obama rn

 

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

Y'all know he’s gonna wiggle actually get a boost in support from his side outta this one too, right?

FIF this timeline.

Imagine a horrible thing about a person, or a horrible thing that a person could do.

Now, realize that if that thing applies to Trump, it actually makes him MORE popular, because we live in a timeline that is rushing at breakneck speed towards complete and total human evil and cruelty.  

The worse he is, the more they love him.

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Uh oh guys, it turns out Bill Clinton could be implicated too. I bet all the lefties wish this would go away now that we know there could be blowback for our favorite ever guy, Bill Clinton. 

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Yes that was the joke. Who gives a fuck if Clinton goes down? Not us, you know why? Because this isn’t a fucking cult. 

51 minutes ago, troph said:

Y'all know he’s gonna wiggle outta this one too, right?

 

maga : girls got married at 12 yo in the good old days, and couldn't vote or own a house. every time trump banged a minor, he's just telling us to bring back the good old days. maga !!!!!

i didn’t see this until just now, so i’m sure it’s been posted already, but jesus christ man. is there any chance that this clearly guilty man ever actually goes down for this?

 

1 minute ago, Derka said:

i didn’t see this until just now, so i’m sure it’s been posted already, but jesus christ man. is there any chance that this clearly guilty man ever actually goes down for this?

 

No. 

 

Seriously, I don't think there was one mention of all this being a hoax, or it being the work of democrats.... until right after Elon said Trump is in the Epstein files, and that's the only reason they haven't been released. 

2 hours ago, Derka said:

i didn’t see this until just now, so i’m sure it’s been posted already, but jesus christ man. is there any chance that this clearly guilty man ever actually goes down for this?

I assume they'll put him on double secret pussy grabbing probation.

 

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

You know what you did. 

Pretty dark outlook if you ask me.

 

Trump is Fredo in Godfather II confessing that not only does he know Johnny Ola but that he parties with him.

“That ain’t no fake, that’s real. That’s why they call him Superman.”

That’s Hunter Biden’s music!

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4 hours ago, Derka said:

i didn’t see this until just now, so i’m sure it’s been posted already, but jesus christ man. is there any chance that this clearly guilty man ever actually goes down for this?

 

Yeah “game over” in the sense that he just used his get out of trouble free card that always works and he has an unlimited supply of: FAKE NEWS

 

That is literally all he has to say and his cult eats it up. He will never face a real trial because no one is brave enough. He will get away with it all. 

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5 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Uh oh guys, it turns out Bill Clinton could be implicated too. I bet all the lefties wish this would go away now that we know there could be blowback for our favorite ever guy, Bill Clinton. 

 

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23 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

What stops a massive billboard campaign with those Trump-Epstein bff photos in every major red state city in America?

Make people look at it every day.

Can say it’s celebrating white history month too.  

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Accurate all the way down to his tiny hands.
3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Accurate all the way down to his tiny hands.

Lower legs/ankles could be more swollen

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Seriously, I don't think there was one mention of all this being a hoax, or it being the work of democrats.... until right after Elon said Trump is in the Epstein files, and that's the only reason they haven't been released. 

How would Elon know what’s in the Epstein “files” or anything else in the custody of the DOJ? I don’t recall DOGE tackling DOJ.

I’m pretty sure that was just bullshit to get under Trump’s thin skin, playing his game. 

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