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"My first order of business as press secretary, will be to ensure there are no press conferences.  Thank you, good day."

 

So she's the Aide to the First Lady, Press Secretary, and White House Communications Director?  This ensures that there will be no press briefings because she doesn't have the time due to her other duties.  What a shitshow!

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Is she at least hotish?

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Would.  Huge step up from the Huckster.

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8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Is she at least hotish?

compared to sanders she's cindy fucking crawford.

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Just now, henrygandorf said:

compared to sanders she's cindy fucking crawford.

Compared to Sarah, I'm Cindy Fucking Crawford. 

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Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Compared to Sarah, I'm Cindy Fucking Crawford. 

wanna cyber?

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Compared to Sarah, I'm Cindy Fucking Crawford. 

Compared to Sarah, I'm currently fucking Cindy Crawford.

Is she at least hotish?
Her face is not 100 percent asymmetrical, so there's that.

Sarah's Men's Sized 17's are made for gross walking

And that's just what they will do

One of these days this disturbingly large footwear handmade by a one-eyed humpback in Latvia are gonna walk all over you

1 hour ago, CO Horn said:

So she's the Aide to the First Lady, Press Secretary, and White House Communications Director?  This ensures that there will be no press briefings because she doesn't have the time due to her other duties.  What a shitshow!

Wow. Trump couldn't lure a talking head from FOX. His hiring pool is really getting small.

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Barry Switzer shows up to offer help.

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41 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Sarah's Men's Sized 17's are made for gross walking

And that's just what they will do

One of these days this disturbingly large footwear handmade by a one-eyed humpback in Latvia are gonna walk all over you

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CNN Headline right now: 

"Trump taps new White House press secretary"

  He wishes.

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it would've been way more fun if they had gotten melania's double to be the new press sec.

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'd hit it.


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That's a man......

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Damn. That didn’t take long.

Preexisting condition.

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

That's a man......

Maybe that’s his fetish ?

At least I can get behind the idea of hate fucking this one.  Winning?

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At least I can get behind the idea of hate fucking this one.  Winning?

It's the little things...

The White House should just sign an endorsement deal with Fox News.  The White House daily press briefing, sponsored by Fox News.  They could place a monitor in the press room with a continuous feed from Fox News.

Cheeto to Tucker on the flight back: She likes it rough anyways. teeheeheehee.

Trump is going to eat that shit up. She’s probably in the mix for the vp spot now 

The only thing Sarah Huckabee Sanders would fight that hard for is her spot in line at Golden Corral. 

  • 9 months later...

The position may remain unfilled, but with the grifter salary potential would anyone like to take predictions?

A. The little blonde OANN reporter

B. A male nepotism pick

C. Charlie Kirk

D. Pooped her pants gun girl

E. Diamond and Silk

A...definitely.  She's been greasing the wheels for a while now.

You know it’s gonna be Ryan...I’m sorry. Rion.

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Candace Owens

It would not be surprising simply because hiring her after she was removed from the Press Pool for violating the rotation and social distancing would be how the President owns the Fake News.

Hope Hicks probably has time on her schedule to not give press briefings. 

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Kayleigh McEnany gets my bet.

Hope you put a few bucks on it..... 

 

Kayleigh has a Harvard law degree??

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