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Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving

 

 

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I guess that’s it’s why they call it a way homer

Why’s that?

Cause you only get it on the way home 

I’m already home, Glen

 

Mind you don’t cut yourself Mordecai.




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I'm walking in here on my knees, Ed....a free man proposin'.............

Howdy, Kurt.

Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...

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well, ma’am, we sure didn’t mean to influence anybody. 

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Ya ate sand?!

dass right.

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biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless. 

Sometimes it's a hard world for the little things.

15 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Better hurry it up...I'm in dutch with the wife...

You're not just telling us what we want to hear?

No, sir, no way.

'Cause we just want to hear the truth.

Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?

Yes, sir.

Okay, then.

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it’s been rumored that your son was abducted by UFOs.  would you care to comment?

What am I talkin' about? I'm talkin' about sex, boy, what the hell you talkin' about? I'm talkin' about l'amour! I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing". I'm talkin' about wife swappin'. I'm talkin' about what they call nowadays open marriage. I'm talk...

13 hours ago, futureman said:

it’s been rumored that your son was abducted by UFOs.  would you care to comment?

Don't print that son. His mama reads that, she's just going to lose all hope.

Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

On 6/28/2019 at 10:54 PM, Homesickhorn said:

What am I talkin' about? I'm talkin' about sex, boy, what the hell you talkin' about? I'm talkin' about l'amour! I'm talkin' that me and Dot are swingers, as in "to swing". I'm talkin' about wife swappin'. I'm talkin' about what they call nowadays open marriage. I'm talk...

Keep your damn hands off my wife.....

  • 4 years later...

My sophomore in high school just asked to watch this.  So proud.  He's upstairs looking for the DVD right now.

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