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Tonight is the night the magic begins.

America gets its first chance to see these people all standing next to each other.

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Predictions? Dynamics to watch?

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  • Hugo Stiglitz
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    Just wait until Buttigieg starts speaking High Valyrian tomorrow.

  • McCroskey
    McCroskey

    Liz is a cunt.   Just let her campaign die.

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    Ghost of LL

    It's not even a matter of dying in the street.  People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people.  It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. 

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17 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Tonight is the night the magic begins.

America gets its first chance to see these people all standing next to each other.

 

 

Predictions? Dynamics to watch?

Errbody versus Joe - Kamala needs a big moment

Errbody versus Liz - Beto needs a big moment

17 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Oh god, I can’t wait. 

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14 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I have no TV. Will it be webcast?

Of course. It might be an illicit stream, but it will be online somewhere.

just saw a graphic with the actual placement.  from left to right, liz is 5th, beto is 6th.

booker is 4th, klobuchar is 7th.

i believe deblasio and delaney are on the far ends.

This stage is gonna have more backup dancers than a...

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

just saw a graphic with the actual placement.  from left to right, liz is 5th, beto is 6th.

booker is 4th, klobuchar is 7th.

i believe deblasio and delaney are on the far ends.

Candidates highest in the polls (at the time of placement, which was the end of last week) are in the middle and they move out from there. If you are on the ends, you aren't doing too well.

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Candidates highest in the polls (at the time of placement, which was the end of last week) are in the middle and they move out from there. If you are on the ends, you aren't doing too well.

yes, i know, i was just trying to paint a picture for those who did not see the graphic.

If Howard Schultz has a running mate, my money is on John Delaney.

What a fucking joke of a candidate.

Candidates highest in the polls (at the time of placement, which was the end of last week) are in the middle and they move out from there. If you are on the ends, you aren't doing too well.
So Williamson is doing better than Yang? Thanks, this gives me hope.
16 minutes ago, DaysOff said:
2 hours ago, David Dennison said:
Candidates highest in the polls (at the time of placement, which was the end of last week) are in the middle and they move out from there. If you are on the ends, you aren't doing too well.

So Williamson is doing better than Yang? Thanks, this gives me hope.

No, Williamson will be on the far end, stage right. The order looking at the stage from left to right on night two is:

Marianne Williamson

John Hickenlooper

Andrew Yang

Pete Buttigieg

Joseph R. Biden Jr.

Bernie Sanders

Kamala Harris

Kirsten Gillibrand

Michael Bennet

Eric Swalwell

20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:
2 hours ago, David Dennison said:
Candidates highest in the polls (at the time of placement, which was the end of last week) are in the middle and they move out from there. If you are on the ends, you aren't doing too well.

So Williamson is doing better than Yang? Thanks, this gives me hope.

no, the graphics he posted are alphabetical.  the actual configuration is based on polling.

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Marianne has been a professional grifter for a LONG time, so I think she's going to be able to capture an audience better than a lot of these nerds.

10 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Marianne has been a professional grifter for a LONG time, so I think she's going to be able to capture an audience better than a lot of these nerds.

My favorite of the “troll” candidates

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Yep, and she's STILL a better candidate than like 15 of these worthless scrubs. She's one of the few candidates with a recognizable holistic worldview.

 

Extremely powerful aloha energy.  

They should've divided this into "have a chance" and "don't have a chance" panels.

 

You're much prettier.  And like a foot taller.  

Oh, he's a tomcat!  

So they are giving each of them like 5 minutes total?  Should be a total shitshow.  

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8 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

So they are giving each of them like 5 minutes total?  Should be a total shitshow.  

can't wait for Ned Beatty's shaved testicle, aka John Delaney, to fully utilize the time

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

can't wait for Ned Beatty's shaved testicle, aka John Delaney, to fully utilize the time

Maybe Delaney can shave 1% of dumbfucks from Biden.   Otherwise he will be sandbagging progressives

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2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Why would Ned Beatty only shave one of his testicles?

Ask him, buddy, I just work here

25 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Is Tulsi showing some nip on the right bosom?

So boys, if you can only have one last night of passionate, meaningless sex and you have to choose between the two, is it:

Tulsi Gabbard, or

Kirsten Gillibrand?

Pick 'em.

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I think I'm going to go with Gillibrand, because if I said I'd vote for her she might let me do anything.

14 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Why would Ned Beatty only shave one of his testicles?

so you know which one to call sally.

34 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

So they are giving each of them like 5 minutes total?  Should be a total shitshow.  

totally worth it for the inevitable moment where someone on the far end of the stage finally gets a chance to speak, and then absolutely biffs it.

13 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

So boys, if you can only have one last night of passionate, meaningless sex and you have to choose between the two, is it:

Tulsi Gabbard, or

Kirsten Gillibrand?

Pick 'em.

Diane Feinstein and its not close.

 

Who got the worst draw in the debates? 

I’m tempted to say Biden being surrounded by the heavy hitters not named Elizabeth Warren.

Gillibrand would have been better positioned on night one. 

37 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Stop trying to steal my wife, Beto

 

I like you, Beto, but I don't want a new kind of politics right now.   I want a progressive to get shit done mercilessly using the old kind of politics, in a way no Dem has done since LBJ.  After we pack the Court and jam a bunch of major legislation through Congress, we can talk about rising above petty politics again. 

11 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Nice necklace, Gen X. Get the fuck out.

 

Which also-ran is that?   I don't even know. 

It’s going to be like watching the screening for who wants to be a millionaire except most of them already are...

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1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

Which also-ran is that?   I don't even know. 

I don't know, either, but if he somehow wins the primary, I will work my ass off to help him win the general.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Riveting journalism here.

Joe is handing out free candy too

 

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3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Riveting journalism here.

Proving again,

free shit beats policy.

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Politico: "Joe Biden Loves Ice Cream!"

Also Politico: "Uncovering Bernie Sanders's Jew Conspiracy to Give Your Money to Billionaires"

How the fuck can this thing have FIVE moderators?

The total fucking failure of American Society is singularly represented in the fact this has five goddamn moderaters.

Not sure how that is even logistically possible.

clownshow.

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