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his pure sexual charisma. 

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It’s weird. I have ZERO interest in watching the dem debates. I really don’t care which one comes out ahead. Whoever becomes the nominee, I’ll be their biggest supporter up until the day they are elected, and then I hope to avoid politics for two solid, peaceful years to the next midterm, where I’ll once again vote against any R on the ballot.

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1 minute ago, Lurch said:

It’s weird. I have ZERO interest in watching the dem debates. I really don’t care which one comes out ahead. Whoever becomes the nominee, I’ll be their biggest supporter up until the day they are elected, and then I hope to avoid politics for two solid, peaceful years to the next midterm, where I’ll once again vote against any R on the ballot.

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9 minutes ago, Lurch said:

It’s weird. I have ZERO interest in watching the dem debates. I really don’t care which one comes out ahead. Whoever becomes the nominee, I’ll be their biggest supporter up until the day they are elected, and then I hope to avoid politics for two solid, peaceful years to the next midterm, where I’ll once again vote against any R on the ballot.

I won't watch the debates on TV but I will follow this thread all night.  Much more entertaining and informative.

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23 minutes ago, Lurch said:

It’s weird. I have ZERO interest in watching the dem debates. I really don’t care which one comes out ahead. Whoever becomes the nominee, I’ll be their biggest supporter up until the day they are elected, and then I hope to avoid politics for two solid, peaceful years to the next midterm, where I’ll once again vote against any R on the ballot.

This motherfucking this 

23 minutes ago, Lurch said:

It’s weird. I have ZERO interest in watching the dem debates. I really don’t care which one comes out ahead. Whoever becomes the nominee, I’ll be their biggest supporter up until the day they are elected, and then I hope to avoid politics for two solid, peaceful years to the next midterm, where I’ll once again vote against any R on the ballot.

This motherfucking this 

53 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

I see 10 white mice at the pet store.

Will Green New Deal be brought up?

Those two traitors didn't have their hand on their chest...get a rope! Pete going for the ole hand on the coat pocket look. 

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If you took a normal person on no substances and gave them the amount of pharmaceuticals that healing stones lady is on, and the cocaine/Red Bull that the Ohio guy is on, which side of the chemical yin/yang would win out?

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They should throw a rope in the middle and start this thing off with a good ol Tug-O-War.

That rendition of the national anthem was horrendous. I hate when people unnecessarily deviate and randomly change notes and tempo because they think they are clever.

GET OFF MY LAWN!!! 

1 hour ago, Lurch said:

It’s weird. I have ZERO interest in watching the dem debates. I really don’t care which one comes out ahead. Whoever becomes the nominee, I’ll be their biggest supporter up until the day they are elected, and then I hope to avoid politics for two solid, peaceful years to the next midterm, where I’ll once again vote against any R on the ballot.

Pretty much this, although I'm willing to vote in R primaries.

1 minute ago, suddenly shaggy said:

That rendition of the national anthem was horrendous. I hate when people unnecessarily deviate and randomly change notes and tempo because they think they are clever.

GET OFF MY LAWN!!! 

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This lady looks like late stage Michael Jackson

Hendrix is the exception to that. Francis Scott Key would have changed the song if he heard Jimi Hendrix. 

I was hoping that crazy chick on the end would come out in a Ross Perot t-shirt

Why is Beto's cadence so weird? He has this awkward pause between every 3rd-4th word. I don't remember that in the senate race. Is he just nervous?

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

Why is Beto's cadence so weird? He has this awkward pause between every 3rd-4th word. I don't remember that in the senate race. Is he just nervous?

Trying to pull an Obama but he isn't cool 

It would have been better if Bernie would have said, "Delaney who?".  But "You're wrong!" was good too.  Hilarious.

Just now, Celery Man said:

my bet is mods lose control

No waaaiiii

Wait did he die? Warren stealing the show again.

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6 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Why is Beto's cadence so weird? He has this awkward pause between every 3rd-4th word. I don't remember that in the senate race. Is he just nervous?

strange hahlting whay of speahking

hahahaha klobuchar and warren are twinsies

 

wait that's sexist the dudes are all dressed the same

Tapper really pitting folks against each other.  Interesting tack.

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