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#2151
2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Keep concern trolling on immigration, conservatives, it's going to do you as much fucking good in 2020 as it did in 2018.

Trump’s wins last week on wall funding and safe 3rd country with Guatemala is going to make a huge difference which he will take credit for and be rewarded by the electorate 

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  • Hugo Stiglitz
    Hugo Stiglitz

    Just wait until Buttigieg starts speaking High Valyrian tomorrow.

  • McCroskey
    McCroskey

    Liz is a cunt.   Just let her campaign die.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    It's not even a matter of dying in the street.  People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people.  It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. 

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#2152
3 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Texas is great and has more people moving to it than any other state. Fuck off

Yes Yes and change the political direction of the state. Go Blue.

#2153
1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Is there anything in Northern Mexico worth taking over?

Pretty good ice cream parlor, downtown Saltillo.

#2157
Just now, RDCanecutter said:

Pretty good ice cream parlor, downtown Saltillo.

Lots of Mexicans still hate on norteños for rebelling against Santa Anna. 

#2158
2 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Trump’s wins last week on wall funding and safe 3rd country with Guatemala is going to make a huge difference which he will take credit for and be rewarded by the electorate 

fuck off

#2159
2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

lol why do you care if economic and violence refugees get medical care? What is wrong with you?

They are going to get medical care you dolt. 

#2162
3 minutes ago, Patron said:

Yes Yes and change the political direction of the state. Go Blue.

Can I get a Yes Yes

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#2164
Just now, tantric superman said:

They are going to get medical care you dolt. 

Cool so let's do it in the most economically efficient way by involving them in the system in an open and embracing way

#2165
2 minutes ago, Patron said:

Yes Yes and change the political direction of the state. Go Blue.

That’s why the Dems don’t mind the onslaught at our border. They think it will help them at the ballot box  

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#2166

Guys I feel so betrayed by Orb Mom

if any of you are hot chicks then I shouldn't be alone right now hit my DMs

#2167
2 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Lots of Mexicans still hate on norteños for rebelling against Santa Anna. 

Lots of people do lots of things they're later not proud of.

#2168
2 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Lots of Mexicans still hate on norteños for rebelling against Santa Anna. 

Mexico holding onto the far north is about like expecting the Roman Empire to include Denmark. Wasn't gonna ever be easy.

#2170
1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

That’s why the Dems don’t mind the onslaught at our border. They think it will help them at the ballot box  

The Dems don't need it. The state will turn blue regardless.

#2171
Marianne just had a moment of clarity.

Thought I was losing it because I understood her.
#2172
4 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

That’s why the Dems don’t mind the onslaught at our border. They think it will help them at the ballot box  

That's the same reason Republicans don't mind overt racism.

#2173

Hilarious that Republicans think anything said on this stage will have any political consequences beyond Trump’s next 10 tweets. 

No one remembers a damn thing from the previous debate except Kamala castrating Biden over buses or some shit. 

Lol morons.

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#2175

Hickenlooper is in with the anti-government sentiment.

Very cool that he's on the stage in the Democratic debate.

#2177
Just now, AustinHorn said:

Bernie crossing the city limits of Stroke City 

Thank god he has Government Insurance and not Medicare.  He might survive.

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#2179

Tapper trying to start shit between Liz and Bernie

Liz ain't having it

Liz and Bernie gonna fix this fucking country whether the fascists and tools like it or not

#2181
4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Hilarious that Republicans think anything said on this stage will have any political consequences beyond Trump’s next 10 tweets. 

No one remembers a damn thing from the previous debate except Kamala castrating Biden over buses or some shit. 

Lol morons.

Right? There’s 3 more this year 

#2185

Oh, shit, Liz just castrated a guy on national tv.

And now he's talking again.  Just tap out, dude.

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#2188

Updated ratings

Beto - looks and sounds too junior but his words are better.

Bernie - comes across as crazy.

Bullock - slightly better performance.

Pete - still sounding practical.

Warren - while policies are left she’s performing about the same. Mot

Hickenlooper - coming across like a can’t do dude.

Delaney - practical but lacks the it factor and can do attitude.

Maryanne - still the peace sign.

#2189
Just now, Michael Knight said:

jesus fuck you are mental

Right, a guy who I think could win in the Midwest and I’m mental 

#2190
Just now, bad_teammate said:

GOD DAMNIT SCALP THIS MOTHERFUCKER GRANDMA POCAHONTAS

Delaney gutted Bernie on health care 

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#2192

I am slamming my head into thw walls and howling "LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LZI" until the neighbors call the police and have me taken away

#2195
1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

I am slamming my head into thw walls and howling "LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LZI" until the neighbors call the police and have me taken away

Cute. 

#2196

The biggest mistake the Democrats are making is pointing out they will lose to Trump with leftist policies. They risk creating a self fulfilling prophecy.

#2199
Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Delaney is the best troll candidate as far as effective trolling goes

If you mean ideas that actually have a shot in hell at ever becoming law, I guess you are right.  That is a troll compared to Bernie/Liz fantasy world.

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