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Chuck Todd is going to go full Hannity on Bernie tomorrow.  

Chuck Todd got more words in tonight than seven of the candidates.

He is that awful 

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"Why do these people mention non-whites!?!?!?" - Republicans, confused

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's be honest, there is no woman in this race as unlikable as Hillary Clinton.

Few people on the planet regardless of sex are as unlikable as Hillary.

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Chuck Todd is going to go full Hannity on Bernie tomorrow.  

Chuck Todd got more words in tonight than seven of the candidates.

He is that awful 

the absolute worst

hannity would be more entertaining

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

I didnt watch, but I bet the pandering to specific groups of races and lifestyles were hilarious. How much money did they promise these groups of people for their vote?

I heard very few promises of free stuff, but I didn’t watch the whole thing. 

Yeah, didn't seem like much pandering, and I think this debate did matter. 

Curious to see what the numbers will look like a week from now.

I heard very few promises of free stuff, but I didn’t watch the whole thing. 
No free stuff? That's surprising but if so they are getting it. I'm surprised they didnt bring up reparations for slaves and gay people. Or Irish people.
6 minutes ago, troph said:

None promised to the eliteals.

That’s in the fine print

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Beto sometimes looks like he's being yelled at by the principal

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I've liked her in the past but Tulsi seemed nervous. Regardless of how I feel about their policies, Beto and Warren and Castro and Delaney stood out to me as mostly well prepared for the Qs they faced. 

7 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

maybe. i dunno. i think, as i stated previously, that she might understand the need for subtlety. but voters generally suck, and if she goes all donald trump attack mode, she'll be written off tout fucking suite

Have you seen Warren’s bitch mode?  She ain’t bringing that out until she’s on the debate stage with Trump.  She verbally castrates bank CEOs for fun.  Trump couldn’t handle her. 

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Beto sometimes looks like he's being yelled at by the principal

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Neither of those really captures it. He was looking slightly down as the questions were asked. A little odd.

Seems like Former Congressman O’Rourke did not do as well as Castro.  

But hey, bumper stickers.  

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Have you seen Warren’s bitch mode?  She ain’t bringing that out until she’s on the debate stage with Trump.  She verbally castrates bank CEOs for fun.  Trump couldn’t handle her. 

He won't have to. Bernie will put her in her place

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Making Beto sound like a border authoritarian is doing the man dirty, Julian

But the panic on Booker's face as Beto gets the first Spanish in haha

 

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Have you seen Warren’s bitch mode?  She ain’t bringing that out until she’s on the debate stage with Trump.  She verbally castrates bank CEOs for fun.  Trump couldn’t handle her. 

Thats not how it works dipshit.

She verbally eviserates him, he calls her Pocahontas.  She gets bright red, makes a more detailed argument.  He sputters a few sentence fragments punctuated with socialism and Pocahontas.

 

 

That’s damn funny.  The camera pan was literally from the curb in playbook.  

I like that Beto is the richest person up there and the least Hispanic.  

Just now, Incredulity said:

Thats not how it works dipshit.

She verbally eviserates him, he calls her Pocahontas.  She gets bright red, makes a more detailed argument.  He sputters a few sentence fragments punctuated with socialism and Pocahontas.

 

 

Kind of agree.  It would be cool if it worked like Hugo pretends, but sadly dotard muttering a couple words gets it done vs her.  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

That’s damn funny.  The camera pan was literally from the curb in playbook.  

I like that Beto is the richest person up there and the least Hispanic.  

Jon Delaney has like $100M

That's how he affords all the testosterone supplements to stay jacked

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Thats not how it works dipshit.

She verbally eviserates him, he calls her Pocahontas.  She gets bright red, makes a more detailed argument.  He sputters a few sentence fragments punctuated with socialism and Pocahontas.

It might be a stretch for you, but consider going way back in your memory banks and assessing what it was like to elect a smart person as POTUS.  It was 2007.  Pretty recent.  Are you SURE Americans can't recognize the dipshit?

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Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Kind of agree.  It would be cool if it worked like Hugo pretends, but sadly dotard muttering a couple words gets it done vs her.  

exactly

Liz: *rousing speech full of facts and pathos and reason and truth*

Trump: "Oh, look, the chief has issued a decree to her tribe. Loser." *pats open mouth with fingertips mocking a war cry*

*crowd goes fucking insane*

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

It might be a stretch for you, but consider going way back in your memory banks and assessing what it was like to elect a smart person as POTUS.  It was 2007.  Pretty recent.  Are you SURE Americans can't recognize the dipshit?

Obama was running against McCain and Romney, both decorum loyalists.

Trump: "Oh, look at this guy, fresh off a dinner of dog and wants to tell me how to make deals. I'm a dealmaker, believe me, and I was born here. I hate to say it folks, but he wasn't even born here."

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

exactly

Liz: *rousing speech full of facts and pathos and reason and truth*

Trump: "Oh, look, the chief has issued a decree to her tribe. Loser." *pats open mouth with fingertips mocking a war cry*

*crowd goes fucking insane*

Trump is gonna do this regardless of who he is "debating".  He doesn't have the intellectual wherewhithal to actually engage, so it will be all "Sleepy Joe" or "Communist Bernie", etc.  That's gonna play with his base, and there is nothing that can be done about that.

The important thing is to win over the disengaged voters.  I'll take my chances on the smart, experience, knowledgeable woman over . . . who, exactly?

trump is gonna trump all over the stage, regardless of his opponent.

then get his clock cleaned at the ballot box.

that's what happens when you spend 3 years shitting yourself in the oval office and you're opposed by someone not named hillary clinton. 

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It might be a stretch for you, but consider going way back in your memory banks and assessing what it was like to elect a smart person as POTUS.  It was 2007.  Pretty recent.  Are you SURE Americans can't recognize the dipshit?

The act that was on the stage tonight is exactly what got Trump elected.

 Tim Kaine: Me amo Tim Kaine, buenos noche. 

Its got nothing to do with racism or bigotry its about leftists treating most of America like fucking idiots.  On display here every minute since the 2016 election.

Just now, Incredulity said:

The act that was on the stage tonight is exactly what got Trump elected.

 Tim Kaine: Me amo Tim Kaine, buenos noche. 

Its got nothing to do with racism or bigotry its about leftists treating most of America like fucking idiots.  On display here every minute since the 2016 election.

They're right about most of America.

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

They're right about most of America.

 

You’re example A1

You wouldn’t know getting treated like an idiot if it subverted your entire belief system and drove the country into the dark ages.

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

The act that was on the stage tonight is exactly what got Trump elected.

 Tim Kaine: Me amo Tim Kaine, buenos noche. 

Its got nothing to do with racism or bigotry its about leftists treating most of America like fucking idiots.  On display here every minute since the 2016 election.

Nearly 47% of voters pulled the lever for Donald Trump.  They ARE fucking idiots.

23 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Kind of agree.  It would be cool if it worked like Hugo pretends, but sadly dotard muttering a couple words gets it done vs her.  

And you are basing this on what exactly?

Warren is really fucking smart, and Trump is not at all. She'd destroy him, unfortunately much of our country is too dumb to recognize Trump being destroyed in a debate when it happens.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nearly 47% of voters pulled the lever for Donald Trump.  They ARE fucking idiots.

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9 minutes ago, elguapo said:

And you are basing this on what exactly?

Warren is really fucking smart, and Trump is not at all. She'd destroy him, unfortunately much of our country is too dumb to recognize Trump being destroyed in a debate when it happens.

I feel like you answered your own question

Just now, B00M said:

I feel like you answered your own question

Hah I think you're right.

1 minute ago, elguapo said:

Hah I think you're right.

Which is exactly what I said.

Warren was good and stayed strong but didn't have any big moments to propel her higher.  Her "I do" moment was poised for greatness, but wasted when she didn't actually say what her plan was.  Overall I thought she had the most presidential demeanor on stage.   Booker and Castro sounded good and improved their standing.   Beto looked clueless at a few points; I think he's done.   Klobuchar is done.   Gabbard is robotic and has no chance.   Delaney had some OK moments and some moments where he belonged in a GOP primary, he has no shot.   Tim Ryan and his forgotten *cough*white*cough* man should GTFO.  Inslee had some OK moments but I've already forgotten him.   DeBlasio is a clown, just no. 

37 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

trump is gonna trump all over the stage, regardless of his opponent.

then get his clock cleaned at the ballot box.

that's what happens when you spend 3 years shitting yourself in the oval office and you're opposed by someone not named hillary clinton. 

Concise and to the point.  

My hope is that someone as smart as Warren or Castro would be able clown the fuck out of Trump in a debate. If you hit him where it hurts ($$$) Trump will be put on tilt, have a total meltdown and turn into even more of a gibbering idiot than usual. Whoever the Dem candidate end up being needs to completely pants him on the national stage, and I don't think it would be that hard to do.

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Only three I want to see move on from this group is Warren, Castro, & Booker. Castro seems like a good VP pick for Warren.

32 minutes ago, elguapo said:

And you are basing this on what exactly?

Warren is really fucking smart, and Trump is not at all. She'd destroy him, unfortunately much of our country is too dumb to recognize Trump being destroyed in a debate when it happens.

Are you drunk?  I'm basing it on exactly what you fucking said.  Maybe the bold and italics help. 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Are you drunk?

Maybe? Is that bad?

13 minutes ago, elguapo said:

My hope is that someone as smart as Warren or Castro would be able clown the fuck out of Trump in a debate. If you hit him where it hurts ($$$) Trump will be put on tilt, have a total meltdown and turn into even more of a gibbering idiot than usual. Whoever the Dem candidate end up being needs to completely pants him on the national stage, and I don't think it would be that hard to do.

if warren comes at him with a "i've made a living taking on corrupt companies going bankrupt who lie and cheat and steal and try to con their way into explaining that everything is going great, so yeah, i think i can handle deadbeat don on this one.  i'm all set."  then i think she can set that narrative and 60% of america will have their minds made up.

he'll turn around and call her pocahontas, and the 39% of people who were already voting for him will hoot and holler.  told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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