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Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

"Don't you talk about my guy, O" -- Joe.

One trick pony. 

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  • Hugo Stiglitz
    Hugo Stiglitz

    Just wait until Buttigieg starts speaking High Valyrian tomorrow.

  • McCroskey
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    Liz is a cunt.   Just let her campaign die.

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    Ghost of LL

    It's not even a matter of dying in the street.  People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people.  It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. 

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Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Aw. I kinda liked marriane.

This isn't her venue.

Just now, Irwin F Fletcher said:
1 minute ago, elfenix said:
bellaire high school's finest

As in Bellaire in Houston? Bless her heart if so.

Yep. 

Seriously, is this a skit? I feel like Williamson is a plant 

How'd you like to be one of the candidates who didn't qualify for this, and you're watching this lunatic Marianne with your campaign staff and everyone just quits and goes home?

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Omg Williamson.  How the fuck is she here?

I think she won a radio contest.

Hickenlooper keeps saying he is a scientist. Before he was mayor of Denver, he ran a microbrewery in LoDo. Beer scientist, perhaps.


Fuck off blind libertarian
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Yep. 

i hope she was in rice stadium when JFK asked why rice played texas

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Thank god Warren didn’t draw this bunch.  What a disaster. 

It wasn't all that bad. 

Two clear winners: Buttigieg and Harris.

Two clear underperformers: Biden and Bernie

The others need to go away.

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

This isn't her venue.

Too bad for her they aren't holding the debate in Joshua Tree. 

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The target Bernie needs to go after is Chuck Todd. Let everyone else fight up there.

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Seriously, is this a skit? I feel like Williamson is a plant 

Too bad SNL is not in season right now. Cecily Strong would nail the impersonation 

Just now, David Dennison said:

It wasn't all that bad. 

Two clear winners: Buttigieg and Harris.

Two clear underperformers: Biden and Bernie

The others need to go away.

Bernie hasnt been on the Buttigieg or Harris level but he hasn't done as bad as Biden. Man I'd love to see Harris debate Trump. 

Well done NBC.

It’s almost like this would be a better broadcast if you had a small crew.

Maddow & Todd is the best team since AIDS and Humans 

This is like watching G5 football. Congratulations Yang, you are got the Access Bowl spot. Williams, your going to the New Mexico Bowl to play Louisiana Monroe.

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Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Bernie hasnt been on the Buttigieg or Harris level but he hasn't done as bad as Biden. Man I'd love to see Harris debate Trump. 

Of course he hasn't. This is shag, dude, it's a bunch of white conservative men. Go check the quadratic thread, it's a joke.

Gun control is such a stupid issue to emphasize. 

Bernie hasnt been on the Buttigieg or Harris level but he hasn't done as bad as Biden. Man I'd love to see Harris debate Trump. 

Bernie has been Bernie. He's done fine. It feels like he's quickly becoming old news as other candidates emerge. His arrow is definitely pointing down, and everything he has to say he's already said many many times. I don't see how he turns it back around. He's toast.

 

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Man I'd love to see Harris debate Trump. 

I really think she could rile him into dropping an N word or B word on national tv.

Not that it would change the polls any.

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Just now, BradInATX said:

Bernie has been Bernie. He's done fine. It feels like he's quickly becoming old news as other candidates emerge. His arrow is definitely pointing down, and everything he has to say he's already said many many times. I don't see how he turns it back around.

- Republican voters concern trolling 2019

Just now, Fozzz said:

Gun control is such a stupid issue to emphasize. 

Yes, but if you are going to go there, do it like Harris. Background checks, punish dealers who break rules, these are palatable to responsible gun owners. 

Just now, BradInATX said:
2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:
Bernie hasnt been on the Buttigieg or Harris level but he hasn't done as bad as Biden. Man I'd love to see Harris debate Trump. 

Bernie has been Bernie. He's done fine. It feels like he's quickly becoming old news as other candidates emerge. His arrow is definitely pointing down, and everything he has to say he's already said many many times. I don't see how he turns it back around.

People who really believe what they say tend to be that way. Better than these fucking robots chasing the latest polling. 

I need Kamala to tone it down or I'm going to start thinking she is the Breaker of Chains, the Mother of Dragons.

Can Pete and Kamala be co-president, please?

The government is on the tipping point of fascism.  And also, we want you you to turn in your weapons. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

HERE COMES AFGHANISTAN

You know he didn't and I'm surprised. 

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