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  • Hugo Stiglitz
    Hugo Stiglitz

    Just wait until Buttigieg starts speaking High Valyrian tomorrow.

  • McCroskey
    McCroskey

    Liz is a cunt.   Just let her campaign die.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    It's not even a matter of dying in the street.  People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people.  It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. 

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Bernie’s going to stroke out the way he’s going. EMR stand by. 

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hey cool this is a completely pointless shitshow WHO WOULD HAVE PREDICTED!?

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GET THEIR ASSES LIZ!!!!!!!!!! GET THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Arby's? Whataburger, dammit.

Or else some place that sells food really late to the stoners.

16 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Why is Beto's cadence so weird? He has this awkward pause between every 3rd-4th word. I don't remember that in the senate race. Is he just nervous?

Beto is translating in his head from English to Spanish, then going "hey, they told me to stick to English", and translating back again.

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"I wrote the damn bill"
 

GET THEIR ASSES BERNIE! GET THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 minutes ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Not nearly enough time for each person to substantively answer the questions. 

Yep. 15 seconds for a response is stupid. 

Cable was out. Came in late. Just came in and a Bernie was getting roasted. Did I miss Bernie shining?

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Liz is great. Bernie is also very good. Fuck all these other shitbags wasting our time.

3 minutes ago, AustinHorn said:

Bernie on the outskirts of Stroke City

 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Cable was out. Came in late. Just came in and a Bernie was getting roasted. Did I miss Bernie shining?

See above.  He may need a neuro check.  If shining means yelling angrily - then yes, you missed it. 

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Conservatives think Bernie is doing poorly.

Someone bring a feather to knock me over.

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

I like Liz.  Great Oklahoman. 

<ducks>

Yep, and like most of the good ones, she left. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Conservatives think Bernie is doing poorly.

Someone bring a feather to knock me over.

Fuck conservatives.  

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It is a 100% waste of everyone's life when not-Bernie/not-Liz is talking.

Just now, suddenly shaggy said:

Yep, and like most of the good ones, she left. 

Absolutely.  Who the fuck would remain in that state?  Not the biggest fan of what you all have going on in Texas either, but it beats Oklahoma for sure.  Beto gave me hope Texas may turn things around...OK has NO chance to do that. 

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

 

Yes it’s terrific, Democrats (some of them up there anyway) have real policy ideas. What do republicans have beyond build the wall 

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Absolutely.  Who the fuck would remain in that state?  Not the biggest fan of what you all have going on in Texas either, but it beats Oklahoma for sure.  Beto gave me hope Texas may turn things around...OK has NO chance to do that. 

Tulsa, with access to medical marijuana makes a good case though. Texas is still in the stone age on marijuana, along with a fair number of other issues. 

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

The immigration answers by Beto, Sanders and Warren were music to Trump’s ears. 

Liz looking terrible on immigration, but I think the Dems need to go out of their way to be law and order.

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Just now, tantric superman said:

Liz looking terrible on immigration, but I think the Dems need to go out of their way to be law and order.

Looking terrible... to Republicans.

Good point

This is a fucking ridiculous format.  Good god.

Bernie wanting to give even undocumented immigrants free insurance probably isn’t going to go over well with middle America. 

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1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

 What do republicans have beyond build the wall 

An electorate that will give them the win?

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Absolutely.  Who the fuck would remain in that state?  Not the biggest fan of what you all have going on in Texas either, but it beats Oklahoma for sure.  Beto gave me hope Texas may turn things around...OK has NO chance to do that. 

Texas is great and has more people moving to it than any other state. Fuck off

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

 

Agreed.  The Moderators are trying to draw lines between the candidates.  Trying to incite distinctions by personalizing.  It helps flush out differences but makes the candidates look ornery.  They definitely have a strategy of trying to see if some candidates will paint Bernie, Liz, etc as too extreme.  Only Pete hasn't really fallen into the trap.  They want some blood on the stage and Bullock and Delaney are happy to take shots.  Nothing wrong with that but it's definitely deliberate.

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Keep concern trolling on immigration, conservatives, it's going to do you as much fucking good in 2020 as it did in 2018.

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

 What do republicans have beyond build the wall 

Well, I was trying to talk them out of building the wall, and instead simply going on the attack and seizing another chunk of Mexico. But then they reminded me I wasn't a Republican, and asked me to stay away until I put some pants on.

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Looking terrible... to Republicans.

 

And to anyone who who actually is thinking about the issues regarding immigration.

What the fuck is that shit on Pete’s head. Looks like schmutz

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Just now, tantric superman said:

And to anyone who who actually is thinking about the issues regarding immigration.

If your family is being murdered by gangs or starved, a slap on the wrist criminal charge doesn't matter very much. It's heartless and punitive bullshit.

Finally Klobacher gets in a good moment.

Lemon calls Bullock on his flip on gun violence.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Well, I was trying to talk them out of building the wall, and instead simply going on the attack and seizing another chunk of Mexico. But then they reminded me I wasn't a Republican, and asked me to stay away until I put some pants on.

Is there anything in Northern Mexico worth taking over?

Just now, bad_teammate said:

If your family is being murdered by gangs or starved, a slap on the wrist criminal charge doesn't matter very much. It's heartless and punitive bullshit.

But free health care makes it better?

Stop being a disingenuous prick. 

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Just now, tantric superman said:

But free health care makes it better?

Stop being a disingenuous prick. 

lol why do you care if economic and violence refugees get medical care? What is wrong with you?

3 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Texas is great and has more people moving to it than any other state. Fuck off

Yes Yes and change the political direction of the state. Go Blue.

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