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  • Hugo Stiglitz
    Hugo Stiglitz

    Just wait until Buttigieg starts speaking High Valyrian tomorrow.

  • McCroskey
    McCroskey

    Liz is a cunt.   Just let her campaign die.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    It's not even a matter of dying in the street.  People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people.  It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. 

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1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

I am slamming my head into thw walls and howling "LIZ LIZ LIZ LIZ LZI" until the neighbors call the police and have me taken away

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Can we get Delaney to run as an independent. Really like his answers 

Delaney would make a terrific Republican alternative to Trump. Let’s have him run against the Democrats and see what happens.

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Seriously why the fuck is a 0% candidate who literally bought donors to qualify getting the majority of the time? I'm baffled.

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

When Pete drops. I'm going for her.

I'm going to ride Pete until he falls.  

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Jesus Christ these guys step to Liz and she melts them

13 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

That’s why the Dems don’t mind the onslaught at our border. They think it will help them at the ballot box  

You know what?  Fuck you.  You realize immigrants can't vote in federal elections, right?  

It's Republicans who have abdicated their duty to stop foreign interference in our elections, who have benefited the most from gerrymandering, who have suppressed democracy where they can, who have supported Citizens United, and who have been caught engaging in voter fraud in multiple states.  Republicans are well aware that they can't maintain power with free and fair elections and act accordingly.  See Mitch McConnell.  Your political party is anti-democracy, so get the fuck out of here with your "Democrats want to cheat at the ballot box with illegals" bullshit that has been proven false by investigations under both Trump and W.

Warren’s green program would destroy billions of dollars worth of wealth in Texas 

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Ryan looks like a Munster robot whose blinking program has glitched

Just now, Message Board User said:

Kinky.  Is Chasten going to join you?

Something to tell the grandkids one day.

1 hour ago, Tom said:

You know what?  Fuck you.  You realize immigrants can't vote in federal elections, right?  

It's Republicans who have abdicated their duty to stop foreign interference in our elections, who have benefited the most from gerrymandering, who have suppressed democracy where they can, who have supported Citizens United, and who have been caught engaging in voter fraud in multiple states.  Republicans are well aware that they can't maintain power with free and fair elections and act accordingly.  See Mitch McConnell.  Your political party is anti-democracy, so get the fuck out of here with your "Democrats want to cheat at the ballot box with illegals" bullshit that has been proven false by investigations under both Trump and W.

Ignore function is your friend.

4 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I'm going to ride Pete until he falls.  

No phrasing? 

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Kinky.  Is Chasten going to join you?

Circle of love

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Just tuning in did I miss anything. 

Delany staring at you with his lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. 

The complaining by candidates about Democrats not having big ideas is undermining the credibility of Democrats. They have to stop doing that.

Also there is too much criticism of their own policies when they should be attacking republicans. Huge mistake.

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It's me, the 42-year-old, 6'4, 240lbs, weepy-eyed golem who is shaken to his core because an 80-year-old grandpa raised his voice slightly

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Just now, suddenly shaggy said:

Second time Bullock has mispronounced Dana Bash's name. 

To be fair, if no one knew my name, I probably wouldn't care about learning other people's.

When do we narrow down the field? This is just too many people on the stage and this is just half.

Sanders wanting to destroy the fossil fuel industry that has high paying jobs for blue collar workers where barbers in Midland make up to $180k a year for a transition to green jobs that don’t exist. Awesome 

Not if Pete - when!

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

It's me, the 42-year-old, 6'4, 240lbs, weepy-eyed golem who is shaken to his core because an 80-year-old grandpa raised his voice slightly

Sadly, Texas is the only thing keeping him in this race. He needs to cut bait.

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

It's me, the 42-year-old, 6'4, 240lbs, weepy-eyed golem who is shaken to his core because an 80-year-old grandpa raised his voice slightly

Are you on meth? You are sounding as fucked up and weird as I was 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Sadly, Texas is the only thing keeping him in this race. He needs to cut bait.

Ryan?

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Sadly, Texas is the only thing keeping him in this race. He needs to cut bait.

I was talking about Tim Ryan lol

Beto doesn't weigh 240. He's a runner. Slim and sexy all the way

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

Are you on meth? You are sounding as fucked up and weird as I was 

Not muffled enough.

I am trying to figure out why half of these people are here. 

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

who the fuck is marianne williamson

*weeping as my Orb Mom Defense Sword lies shattered on the ground*

Just now, Michael Knight said:

who the fuck is marianne williamson

Only the fourth worst candidate on the stage. 

Please stop saying Trump will win. All of you.

who the fuck is marianne williamson


What is the better question.

What is Marianne Williamson?
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