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  • Hugo Stiglitz
    Hugo Stiglitz

    Just wait until Buttigieg starts speaking High Valyrian tomorrow.

  • McCroskey
    McCroskey

    Liz is a cunt.   Just let her campaign die.

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    It's not even a matter of dying in the street.  People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people.  It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. 

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#2356

Trump has the highest approval rating amongst Republicans of any modern President. No GOP member is going to go against that Pete.

#2358
Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

Trump has the highest approval rating amongst Republicans of any modern President. No GOP member is going to go against that Pete.

hahahahahahahahaha goddamn you are a fucking idiot

#2359
4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Bernie’s grumpy face is awesome. 

Something tells me Bernie doesn't put up with dawdling service at the Manchester Golden Wok.

Edit:  Or the Montpelier Golden Wok.

Edited by tantric superman

#2360

Running behind the thread from pausing, but Marianne Williamson has surprisingly killed it on like 3-4 questions. 

#2362
Just now, Mojo Hand said:

Running behind the thread from pausing, but Marianne Williamson has surprisingly killed it on like 3-4 questions. 

Agree.  I like her in a "how crazy are you really" kind of crazy date way.

But some terrific answers.

#2367
4 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Running behind the thread from pausing, but Marianne Williamson has surprisingly killed it on like 3-4 questions. 

She’s a troll candidate.  Don’t fall for it.  She’s insanely unfit for the presidency 

#2372

When Bullock was talking I swear I think I heard Chael Sonnen snoring.  Then asking him to tell another jackal story.

#2373
1 minute ago, SameSame said:

When Bullock was talking I swear I think I heard Chael Sonnen snoring.  Then asking him to tell another jackal story.

I would vote for Chael Sonnen for president in a heartbeat.  

#2374

It’s nit my fault. Lots of people out there today the same thing. 

 

Good sell klob. 

Edited by Anastasis

#2381
3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She’s a troll candidate.  Don’t fall for it.  She’s insanely unfit for the presidency 

I don't want her as President.  I want to share a couple of bottles of bubbly at a nice bistro and then go see Wild Strawberries at Bergman Film Festival with her.

#2382
Just now, Celery Man said:

Beto would be a good VP pick for Harris or Warren.

I'd rather see a bit more charisma in my VP. That's about all they're good for.

#2383

I like him, but Beto comes across young and inexperienced. And he can’t carry Texas.

#2387

It’s great that these candidates all grew up poor and are now millionaires. Living the American dream. 

#2389
2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Beto would be a good VP pick for Harris or Warren.

Beto is the perfect VP candidate for anyone really.  Just because of Texas.

#2390
Just now, EuroHorn said:

It’s great that these candidates all grew up poor and are now millionaires. Living the American dream. 

Public service and all that. 

#2392
Just now, Dbeasy said:

I like him, but Beto comes across young and inexperienced. And he can’t carry Texas.

No Dem is gonna carry Texas until at least 2024.

I love Beto, but my favorite ticket is still Kamala/Pete.

#2393
1 minute ago, AustinHorn said:

Who gets whom tomorrow, Uncle Joe or Kamala?

I cant imagine Uncle Joe ever really getting anyone. He'll just smile and say Obama enough to get the nomination.

#2395
Just now, Anastasis said:

CNN about to CNN. 

Immediately switched to MSNBC coverage.. oh god it’s Brian Williams... Turns of television, goes to sleep.

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CNN is so fucking angry that Bernie is calling thieves and murderers out for being thieves and murderers

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