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Just now, AustinHorn said:

Tulsi’s numbers ought to go up after tonight 

They don't really have anywhere else to go, I suppose. 

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  • Hugo Stiglitz
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    Just wait until Buttigieg starts speaking High Valyrian tomorrow.

  • McCroskey
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    Liz is a cunt.   Just let her campaign die.

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    Ghost of LL

    It's not even a matter of dying in the street.  People who have communicable diseases that go untreated run around and infect other people.  It's not an immigration issue; it's a public-health issue. 

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How does Gillibrand run anything? She sucks

She would make a wonderful HOA Vice President.
Just now, Incredulity said:

Fuck Jay Inslee.  

I know.  Inslee talking about averaged size things not being the answer doesn’t sit well with me!

Joe should be sitting on a patio right now with a maragarita watching a sunset. 

we need to pay off climate change  -- move north! invade canada

Just now, Anastasis said:

Joe should be sitting on a patio right now with a maragarita watching a sunset. 

Aka. Me watching dem debates. 

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Just now, NowThis said:

we need to pay off climate change  -- move north! invade canada

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Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Biden is not smart, I'm sorry

Truth.  Yet he looks like Albert Einstein compared to the current guy we have in that role.

I can see the Jerry Yang flowchart. It all leads to universal income for every problem, including erectile disfunction.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Joe should be sitting on a patio right now with a maragarita watching a sunset. 

Be fair - it's about 3 hours past his bedtime.

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Jesus Christ watching a league of no-hopers who are below 1% attack a doddering old moron like Joe is so mentally and spiritually crushing

Uncle Joe will be a year older when debating Cheeto. Not real great.

Just now, retread said:

Uncle Joe will be a year older when debating Cheeto. Not real great.

if still alive 

Biden just isn't articulating anything well at all.

Just now, Message Board User said:

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

Biden just needs to beg her to be his VP.  Guaranteed Victory and she doesn’t have to do anything as VP.

I will make Chi-O the best sorority ever!!!

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I can see the Jerry Yang flowchart. It all leads to universal income for every problem, including erectile disfunction.

Lockbox

Just now, McCroskey said:

Biden just isn't articulating anything well at all.

and Houston next month

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

Yes !

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

We don’t need her, these candidates are more than capable of giving everyone in the audience and country a new car.

Warren, Bernie, and Pete are the winners tonight for not being in this snooze fest 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Warren, Bernie, and Pete are the winners tonight for not being in this snooze fest 

Put the top 5 on stage. Fuck everyone below 2%. Go home and write your book, grifters 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Elizabeth Warren should walk away with this nomination.

She's off the reservation.

2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Beto and Tulsi DEFINITELY fucked in 2012

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Is that swalwell?  If I so I will you even money odds on Beto-Swalwell over Beto-Gabbard. 

Forget Oprah we need to have actors that run in character. I'd like to see Jon Hamm as Don Draper running for president.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Elizabeth Warren should walk away with this nomination.

Absolutely 

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

Just now, Celery Man said:

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

A trump vs Biden debate would be word soup

I bet Gilly bakes some great cookies, give Sally a run for her money. 

I want to hear Tulsi's take on the Thirty Meter Telescope.  That's the kind of shit that matters to me.  I like telescopes.

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whenever Gillibrand talks my brain fills with discordant violin

Just now, Celery Man said:

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

Sad!

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Yang bringing up needing to pay stay-at-home parents is VERY good

Very fucking good

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Sad!

low Energy biden!

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Michelle Obama/Oprah ticket.

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