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#2951
Just now, AustinHorn said:

Tulsi’s numbers ought to go up after tonight 

They don't really have anywhere else to go, I suppose. 

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#2954
How does Gillibrand run anything? She sucks

She would make a wonderful HOA Vice President.
#2959
Just now, Anastasis said:

Joe should be sitting on a patio right now with a maragarita watching a sunset. 

Aka. Me watching dem debates. 

#2962

I can see the Jerry Yang flowchart. It all leads to universal income for every problem, including erectile disfunction.

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#2964

Jesus Christ watching a league of no-hopers who are below 1% attack a doddering old moron like Joe is so mentally and spiritually crushing

#2967
Just now, retread said:

Uncle Joe will be a year older when debating Cheeto. Not real great.

if still alive 

#2969
Just now, Message Board User said:

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

Biden just needs to beg her to be his VP.  Guaranteed Victory and she doesn’t have to do anything as VP.

#2971
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I can see the Jerry Yang flowchart. It all leads to universal income for every problem, including erectile disfunction.

Lockbox

#2972
Just now, McCroskey said:

Biden just isn't articulating anything well at all.

and Houston next month

#2973
1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

Yes !

#2974
Oprah, if you're reading this, it's not too late to jump in.

We don’t need her, these candidates are more than capable of giving everyone in the audience and country a new car.
#2981
Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Warren, Bernie, and Pete are the winners tonight for not being in this snooze fest 

Put the top 5 on stage. Fuck everyone below 2%. Go home and write your book, grifters 

#2984
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Elizabeth Warren should walk away with this nomination.

She's off the reservation.

#2985
2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Beto and Tulsi DEFINITELY fucked in 2012

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Is that swalwell?  If I so I will you even money odds on Beto-Swalwell over Beto-Gabbard. 

#2990

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

#2991
Just now, Celery Man said:

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

A trump vs Biden debate would be word soup

#2994

I want to hear Tulsi's take on the Thirty Meter Telescope.  That's the kind of shit that matters to me.  I like telescopes.

#2996
Just now, Celery Man said:

that's about the 5th time Biden has realized he doesn't have any more sentences left midway through a sentence.

Sad!

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