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Red meat for the unwoke misogynist: Charlie's Angels

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Red meat? Dude, she's dot not feather.

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Can't just post the trailer without injecting political faggotry in it can you?

The only way this could be any worse is if Hollywood used the fat chicks from the Ghostbusters remake. 

32 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Can't just post the trailer without injecting political faggotry in it can you?

Parliamentahoe

35 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The only way this could be any worse is if Hollywood used the fat chicks from the Ghostbusters remake. 

Man, that looks like shit. This movie might actually be better with the Leslie Jones and Melissa McCarthy.

I am guessing there are people who will pay their good hard earned money to see this movie in a fancy shmancy movie theater.  

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

It looks like the pitch was, “We want to make it exactly like the McG version, but with less star power in the main roles.”

 

“... because amateur porn is testing through the ceiling”

43 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

It looks like the pitch was, “We want to make it exactly like the McG version, but with less star power in the main roles.”

"Replace that fat little Asian girl from the 2000 and 2003 films with someone more tomboyish!"

"...the fat little Asian-- Lucy Liu, you mean?"

"Exactly! Skinny and built like a teen boy, that's how we like 'em. Get me Kristen Stewart!"

ella ballinski
naomi scott
elizabeth banks
kristen stewart

I love me some Elizabeth Banks, but this looks like a steaming pile of dogshit.  

4 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Have you noticed 99% of bad guys in film are men?  

#Triggered

Have you noticed 99% of the hot chicks in film are women?

54 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

I love me some Elizabeth Banks, but this looks like a steaming pile of dogshit.  

First the game show and now this?  Liz must be hurting for money. 

And before you ask, no, I will not watch half of this movie for $250.  All or nothing.

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I will watch this entire movie for $500.

I’m sure you can find a less expensive theater. 

2 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

Is Michael Knight gonna be along soon to white knight this one for us as well?

I mean, any knuckle dragging neanderthal can like a good movie featuring women. It takes a true gentleman to embrace a complete piece of shit featuring women.

18 hours ago, mdleast said:

(Double post for some reason)

Anytime you post a photo of Adam Sandler or mention his name, it will always double post.

18 hours ago, mdleast said:

(Double post for some reason)

Anytime you post a photo of Adam Sandler or mention his name, it will always double post.

As for the movie, the trailer sums it up in the first fifteen seconds, "just because they can doesn't mean they should." 

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21 hours ago, RPM said:

Have you noticed 99% of the hot chicks in film are women?

THAT'S TOO MUCH, WHAT IS THIS, 2014????? 

Good thing they obliterated the strong male roles from the original to really send the point home of what they were doing.

You know,

the comic relief goof

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and the speaker box

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just call it Oceans 4

That line where she describes choking someone out sounds like it was written for The Big Bang Theory.

  • 4 months later...

Anybody go see this? It's bombing big time but I'm hearing that the movie is actually pretty good.

$8M opening weekend on a 55M budget. Yeah not great Bob. 

 

I also love Elizabeth Banks but the casting of the 3 leads was AWFUL

 

Why not point out the obvious that WOMEN are not supporting the movie?  Who the hell was the target audience?  
 

Her misogynist ranting makes zero sense, but it the victim cutler to blame others for your failures. 

53 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Why not point out the obvious that WOMEN are not supporting the movie?  Who the hell was the target audience?  
 

Her misogynist ranting makes zero sense, but it the victim cutler to blame others for your failures. 

I've had about enough of the victim Cutler.

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3 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

$8M opening weekend on a 55M budget. Yeah not great Bob. 

 

I also love Elizabeth Banks but the casting of the 3 leads was AWFUL

 

Put enough zeroes on the check and I'll tweet I loved it.

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Most remakes fail. 

 

Most remakes that suck, fail. I though the ones in the early aughts were pretty fun. 

Women aren’t going to voluntarily go see what is perceived to be an action movie on a girls night out. It doesn’t take a marketing expert to figure that out.

Maybe they should have gone after the viewer foaming at the mouth for diversity and call it "Chow Lee's Angles."  

6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Maybe they should have gone after the viewer foaming at the mouth for diversity and call it "Chow Lee's Angles."  

That, or it could’ve been set in North Vietnam. 

Must be very convenient to be able to blame sexism when your shit movie bombs despite there being so many examples of women led action movies that made tons of money.  Wonder Woman, Captain Marvel, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, Kill Bill, the other Charlies Angels movies.  A weak concept poorly executed generally fails.  

 

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