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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    Some people and posts above see this for the incredibly dangerous thing it is.  See the whole forest, not just the tree.  Roe is built on the bedrock of the 14th amendment and the inherent right to pr

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    The whole episode is pretty bad for the Court.  The leak is embarrassing.  But the decision is catastrophic. You've got a 5-4 decision to get rid of a something that has been settled as a constit

  • in one of the many instances in which i debunked your oversimplified, unsupported bullshit and you simply never responded, i addressed your absolutist contention that religious are more charitable tha

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#10504

Well, I may not sit on the highest court in the land but my pad is nicer than this guy's house. This looks like a JAG's house in Jersey.

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#10505

All the nicest houses use a brick or stone front facade and then cheap out on the siding elsewhere, you cretin. 

#10508
3 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

TIL that an upside-down flag means you're actually a Patriot TM. 

I had no idea that flying Old Glory upside down wouldn't get you an ass-kicking as a commie piece of shit

I believe flying the flag upside down is meant for a mayday situation. Like if your boat was sinking in the middle of the Atlantic.

Now it means, Trump has juicy butt cheeks and you want a slice. So if you are on a boat in distress and you fly the flag upside you won't be rescued but a plane might drop off a box of MAGA hats.

#10509
8 minutes ago, F250 said:

I believe flying the flag upside down is meant for a mayday situation.

More or less.

The U.S. Flag Code states that the American flag is not to be flown upside down “except as a signal of dire distress in instance of extreme danger to life or property.”

#10514
11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

wut

 

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In one sense, at least they feel obligated to lie about it. OPEN corruption in the courts is going to be the new septum piercing over the next 10 years. 

But…… we’ve gotten to the point where the lie is just complete and utter bullshit. So you know the effort to lie is just waning.

However, the lie they tell makes he and his wife seem like the smallest, pettiest pieces of shit neighbors …. which is most assuredly the truth.

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#10515
10 hours ago, F250 said:

Well, I may not sit on the highest court in the land but my pad is nicer than this guy's house. This looks like a JAG's house in Jersey.

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Suck shit, loser.  This is my house in Jersey… 

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#10516
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

If I was his neighbors, I would be escalating the fuck out of the situation right now.

Hopefully Rand's old neighbor relocated nearby. 

#10517
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

If I was his neighbors, I would be escalating the fuck out of the situation right now.

 

One could start mailing free yard signs with various slogans to all his neighbors......

Go G rated with: Veto Alito

Go NC-17: Just picture of Alito felated a mushroom

#10520
18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

wut

 

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I thought these Justices were supposed to have thicker skin.   They are selected to make the tough impartial decisions for the good of the country.  You'd think his wife would be proud to be married to such a person.  But no.  She's worried about signs her neighbors put up has to do something like this as protest.   Imagine how much shit she's been spewing in his ear for years now, to get to the point where she'd go public in such a big way.  This reeks of "the lady doth protest too much."  I wonder how long she and Ginny took to come up with such a smacking plan, and how Ginny will upstage her next.    Very ripe for a SNL skit here, maybe the Supreme wives, played along the lines of Stepford.

 

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#10521

Note to self, “secure rights to the Real Houswives of the Supreme Court and then at the wrap party, have the craft services drive everyone involved off a fucking cliff” 

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#10523

Aw, poor wifey got upset?

Let me pull out the old reliable right wing response.

ahem...

"Fuck your feelings."

#10524

That's the best story they came up with?

Should have just gone with "my wife is a simple homemaker and was confused when putting up the flag. I've since spoken to her and I can assure you it will not happen again."

#10526

i'd like to put my vote in for calling flying a flag upside down as a "stop the steal symbol" as really dumb.

 

 

me: [picks my boogers]

slate: behold is wanting me to throw a fastball, because one finger is the fastball symbol.

#10527
16 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i'd like to put my vote in for calling flying a flag upside down as a "stop the steal symbol" as really dumb.

 

 

me: [picks my boogers]

slate: behold is wanting me to throw a fastball, because one finger is the fastball symbol.

Yikes on the analogy. People all over the country were hanging flags upside down to protest the stolen election. 

Yes, its dumb. But it also was happening. 

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#10528

Your ass is on the supreme court and you can't convince your wife to resist engaging in petty political spats?

#10529
3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Your ass is on the supreme court and you can't convince your wife to resist engaging in petty political spats?

I don't think it was his wife. 

#10532
Just now, kevwun said:

If he was so worried about his neighbors, maybe he should have called the cops.

Well I don’t think he wanted them to get shot. 

#10534
5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I don't think it was his wife. 

^ this is the reality.  Alito has total job security.  He likely did it himself, or at the very least agrees with it.

#10535

Without knowing if his wife is Ginny Thomas level crazy, who can say.  I am real confident whoever Alito married is also a raging asshole though.

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#10536
40 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

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Perfectly normal response in situations like this to then fly the American Flag upside down, right?

#10537
45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

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If this really happened, the cops would have been called.

I call complete bullshit. 

No Karen (and you KNOW Mrs. Alito is the Deen of the Karens) takes a 'c-word' verbal assault like he describes without calling the cops.

That's shit's about as dependable as death and taxes.

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#10538
Perfectly normal response in situations like this to then fly the American Flag upside down, right?

If I lived across the street from him, he’d long for the days of a simple “Fuck Trump” sign. I’d have a rotating electronic display calling Alito a piece of shit and traitor in 1000 different ways.
Traitors deserve unrelenting psychological torture. He helped kill rules and decorum, he doesn’t get to invoke them anymore. FAFO, Alito.
#10539
10 minutes ago, immamac said:

You don’t think Mrs. Alito is justice Alitos wife? Or are you insinuating he did the flag thing himself. 

I believe he's insinuating that alito either put the flag up or directed his wife to put it up. Which given the mealy mouthed excuse given by alito seems not unlikely

#10541
34 minutes ago, Foosters said:

That's the best story they came up with?

Should have just gone with "my wife is a simple homemaker and was confused when putting up the flag. I've since spoken to her and I can assure you it will not happen again."

Harrison Butker, "Women should stay out of politics and be content to be wives and mothers.  (checks notes on Mrs. Alito).  Okay, well this is different."  

#10542

A neighbor of mine has been flying the Oklahoma flag upside down for a few years now and I know I saw a few upside down US flags after 2016. None of them, however, were U.S. Supreme Court Justices to my knowledge.

#10546
35 minutes ago, immamac said:

You don’t think Mrs. Alito is justice Alitos wife? Or are you insinuating he did the flag thing himself. 

He's a thin-skinned asshole.

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#10548

It gets better and better:

 

 

Justice Alito says his wife Martha-Ann Alito had an altercation with neighbors about a "'Fuck Trump' sign that was within 50 feet of where children await the school bus in Jan 21."Except... FCPS and ACPS were all remote in January of 2021. No children were waiting for buses: https://t.co/Ethmbhu2EP

 

 

#10549
It gets better and better:
 
 
 
 

Dishonesty and lies are their stock in trade. And the valuation of those things is sky-high these days.
If a conservative jurist says something, they are lying.
#10550

Surprised they didn’t turn that fake story into a SCOTUS case

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