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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    Some people and posts above see this for the incredibly dangerous thing it is.  See the whole forest, not just the tree.  Roe is built on the bedrock of the 14th amendment and the inherent right to pr

  • Ghost of LL
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    The whole episode is pretty bad for the Court.  The leak is embarrassing.  But the decision is catastrophic. You've got a 5-4 decision to get rid of a something that has been settled as a constit

  • in one of the many instances in which i debunked your oversimplified, unsupported bullshit and you simply never responded, i addressed your absolutist contention that religious are more charitable tha

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21 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Are they going to send the Texas Rangers into OBGYN offices?   Not rhetorical.   

nah, they'll create a whole new division of pigs sorta like Dredd where they're judge, jury, and executioner.

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

If you say so.  I saw the interview.  She was promoting eugenics.  Margaret Sanger would be proud. 

I also saw the interview, and you are so full of shit, it is coming our of your eyes.  Moron.

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

uh, no it's not. he's right. there's too many fucking people. maybe we should worry about the ones that are here and make sure they are taken care of before we fill the world with more hungry mouths. it's not sustainable. if you have kids and want them to have a better life than you had then tell them to either not have kids or have 1, max. That's where we are a planet right now. THAT'S disgusting

We're actually more likely to have a problem with underpopulation within the next century.

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2 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

We're actually more likely to have a problem with underpopulation within the next century.

I'll be dead. those people can worry about that

Here's my theory: shit is about to get real for the Thomases. I think we're about to find out a whole lot more about their involvement in J6 and this was his attempt to deflect, but also get one more "fuck you" in there in case he has to bolt. 

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I prefer to keep him around, reminds me of what we need to fight against. His type runs our country now - don’t look away. We don’t get that privilege. This is our horror show. Look at it. Then change it.

Normally I would agree with you, but since he is an abject misogynist, I think this community would be a much better place if he were not a part of it.  At all.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Normally I would agree with you, but since he is an abject misogynist, I think this community would be a much better place if he were not a part of it.  At all.

yeah, I get being on the ledge and all, but you don't have to share it with the rats. kick the fucker off already

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


Do it as a Planned Parenthood, or similar organization, fundraiser donation in his real name. Let him be immortalized forever with supporting womens’ choice. Get that Venmo donation bucket to $10K and he’s gone.

I'm in for treefiddy.

12 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm about done with @Johnny Sack being a toxic dick constantly. I honestly can't remember a single post I've seen that hasn't been completely toxic from him - is anyone going to have a problem if I just ban him? 

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2 hours ago, Smax said:

The right needs to drop this "life is special, life is precious" bullshit because its not. There are over 8 billion people on this rock, thousands are born every day and thousands die every day. Life isn't special, its a dime a dozen

Seriously this. It’s the same reason they cling to their guns. If they could understand that their  lives are not any more special or precious than anyone else’s, we’d all be better off. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seriously this. It’s the same reason they cling to their guns. If they could understand that their  lives are not any more special or precious than anyone else’s, we’d all be better off. 

that's a big motherfuckin' if

As always, Sack’s easy to ignore. As always, some still choose to engage him anyway.

I don’t care whether you ban Sack. There will be others though. An endless parade of hateful, toxic jackasses. And as long as touching the hot stove is such an irresistible fucking temptation, the nonsense will continue.

I just don’t understand it.

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19 hours ago, David Crockett said:

Can you quote/cite the right to abortion in the United States Constitution?

 

Almost nobody here is stupid enough to be a strict constructionist Justice Taney. 

18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Here's my theory: shit is about to get real for the Thomases. I think we're about to find out a whole lot more about their involvement in J6 and this was his attempt to deflect, but also get one more "fuck you" in there in case he has to bolt. 

Texted this to the wife yesterday when she told me the news that Uncle Clarence was going scorched earth due to his Bimbo’s involvement with 1/6.  

If Sack gets banned, he’ll just comeback as Janice.  

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

If Sack gets banned, he’ll just comeback as Janice.  

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I got put on timeout for a week twice, each time, for going after the fucker.

Once, because I stated the name of his church, which he absolutely mentioned on the other site (otherwise, how would I have ever known? I don't live in Houston and have never met him. I wasn't even completely sure I got the name right, but he confirmed it in his response). The second time was for quoting a couple of snippets from that same church's "we believe page" (without mentioning the name of the church) to point out how Johnny's hypocrisy runs contrary to what his place of worship supposedly espouses. Others have posted various accounts of how active his role is in that church.

In both cases, they were in direct response to him making very personal and direct attacks on two separate posters. In the first case, he was being an absolutely toxic misogynist, making fun of the appearance of a female poster suffering through Covid. In the other case, he led a riled up cabal (yes, I said it) of angry, spiteful sewage spewers who were shitting all over one of our LGBTQ+ sisters. So far as I know, she, an excellent poster btw, has only made one appearance on this site since.

The point I'm making is that he likely reported me in both cases (and I took my lumps without complaint) while is somehow treated with kid gloves in spite of the poisonous bile he vomits all over other posters. His celebration last night of an assault on peaceful protesters and this morning's link to a known "fake news" website that spreads Putin's propaganda deserve something.

12 hours ago, immamac said:

You are being toxic as fuck right now and if you can't see that then you need a break. Its not about the opinions you have. 

So - Immamac is still a propogandist controlling the message??? <ducking>

btw, I think most on here know I work in architecture. I'm 100% serious when I say I want to start a non-profit free/cheap vasectomy clinic. anyone interested in helping out dm me.

I hear ya man. I got a timeout yesterday for saying "Icono, put a bullet in your head" which is weird because I've been told repeatedly that Icono is no longer a poster here 

34 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

We're actually more likely to have a problem with underpopulation within the next century.

That is a much better problem to have. To the extent it even is a problem. 

2 hours ago, Smax said:

The right needs to drop this "life is special, life is precious" bullshit because its not. There are over 8 billion people on this rock, thousands are born every day and thousands die every day. Life isn't special, its a dime a dozen

No it isn't but I understand the benefits of pretending like it is. And for the right wingers who authentically feel this way I feel like we have a lot of common ground.

The problem is that the institutions of the right do not feel this way and are acting dishonestly and taking advantage of their more earnest followers.

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

btw, I think most on here know I work in architecture. I'm 100% serious when I say I want to start a non-profit free/cheap vasectomy clinic. anyone interested in helping out dm me.

Dr.  Lorena Bobbit- step right up, Rs! 

1 hour ago, B00M said:

I think it's outrageous bullshit that the SCOTUS left this up to the states, many of which are happily banning abortion, but this is a disgusting take. 

What?  Why is it disgusting?

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Dr.  Lorena Bobbit- step right up, Rs! 

you, uh, know what a vasectomy is, right?

If Sack gets banned, he’ll just comeback as Janice.  

Little Lord Fuckpants (Jackie, Jr.) would be way more fitting.

And with his consistent boasting about his “remarkable” Houston grocery store pedigree, he’s doxxed himself.
4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you, uh, know what a vasectomy is, right?

Shhh, it’d be our little secret.  

3 minutes ago, Player said:


Little Lord Fuckpants (Jackie, Jr.) would be way more fitting.

And with his consistent boasting about his “remarkable” Houston grocery store pedigree, he’s doxxed himself.

I was also thinking AJ. 

12 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm about done with @Johnny Sack being a toxic dick constantly. I honestly can't remember a single post I've seen that hasn't been completely toxic from him - is anyone going to have a problem if I just ban him? 

I think it would be a terrible precedent to set and would further discourage opposing viewpoints. 

41 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I also saw the interview, and you are so full of shit, it is coming our of your eyes.  Moron.

Silly girl, you can’t properly conservative without some kind of false “dems love death panels” trope.  

Johnny also read where Hillary got the NIH and Sloan Kettering to keep Vince Foster’s dick alive after she killed him - so when Bill uses it in the pizza basement on those kids, Clinton’s DNA  won’t show up.  

Crockett was mad about this until he realized that former POTUS sex with kids using a necro-penis was not explicitly  mentioned in the Constitution.  

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18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

btw, I think most on here know I work in architecture. I'm 100% serious when I say I want to start a non-profit free/cheap vasectomy clinic. anyone interested in helping out dm me.

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4 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I think it would be a terrible precedent to set and would further discourage opposing viewpoints. 

his viewpoints aren't opposing. they're confrontational, hateful, bigoted, and serve no purpose other than to get a reaction. It's all he's ever done. Maybe ban his ass from CR and see if he can behave himself elsewhere, but that's as lenient as I would go

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10 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I think it would be a terrible precedent

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

his viewpoints aren't opposing. they're confrontational, hateful, bigoted, and serve no purpose other than to get a reaction. It's all he's ever done. Maybe ban his ass from CR and see if he can behave himself elsewhere, but that's as lenient as I would go

It’s a two way street and stating that it’s all on him is simply disingenuous. Banning him would send a message to the Republicans on this board, myself included. 

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1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s a two way street and stating that it’s all on him is simply disingenuous. Banning him would send a message to the Republicans on this board, myself included. 

good! your party has fucked this country likely beyond repair. I could give a good goddamn what you think

1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s a two way street and stating that it’s all on him is simply disingenuous. Banning him would send a message to the Republicans on this board, myself included. 

The message is that you're cruel cunts who deserve all of the worst things in life to happen to you.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

his viewpoints aren't opposing. they're confrontational, hateful, bigoted, and serve no purpose other than to get a reaction. It's all he's ever done. Maybe ban his ass from CR and see if he can behave himself elsewhere, but that's as lenient as I would go

I'd include Daily Texan into the mix since that's where he effectively ran off one of our better posters mentioned above that resulted in the creation of the auto-ban rule for anti-LGBTQ+ comments. That's on his privileged ass, which probably never received the spanking it needed; hence, his bullying behavior.

13 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm about done with @Johnny Sack being a toxic dick constantly. I honestly can't remember a single post I've seen that hasn't been completely toxic from him - is anyone going to have a problem if I just ban him? 

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Just now, bolverk said:

I'd include Daily Texan into the mix since that's where he effectively ran off one of our better posters mentioned above that resulted in the creation of the auto-ban rule for anti-LGBTQ+ comments. That's on his privileged ass, which probably never received the spanking it needed; hence, his bullying behavior.

Use the fucking ignore button, sweet Christ, it’s not hard. Do you have to engage him? Why can’t you just ignore him? 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's some both sides bullshit man.

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For some reason that's the first gif that came up when I searched for "who are you talking to?" so I went with it.

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2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s a two way street and stating that it’s all on him is simply disingenuous. Banning him would send a message to the Republicans on this board, myself included. 

fuck you and fuck your fucking feelings.

I wish nothing but the WORST for all current Republicans. You have destroyed this country with your voting habits and your support of lunatic christofascists and your propensity to be duped into believing the dumbest fucking shit ever in the name of an unrelenting thirst for right-wing power.

You are all dead to me. 

3 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s a two way street and stating that it’s all on him is simply disingenuous. Banning him would send a message to the Republicans on this board, myself included. 

I'm not advocating an outright ban, but he is the reason Immamac had to create the auto-ban rule against anti-LGBTQ+ statements. There was no two-way about that.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Use the fucking ignore button, sweet Christ, it’s not hard. Do you have to engage him? Why can’t you just ignore him? 

that works but people still quote him and then it doesn't work anymore.

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Use the fucking ignore button, sweet Christ, it’s not hard. Do you have to engage him? Why can’t you just ignore him? 

I do have him on ignore now.

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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For some reason that's the first gif that came up when I searched for "who are you talking to?" so I went with it.

It was meant for Poe.  But got damn!

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good! your party has fucked this country likely beyond repair. I could give a good goddamn what you think

 

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

The message is that you're cruel cunts who deserve all of the worst things in life to happen to you.

Well, if we’re not welcome here then the mods just need to be up front with us and I’ll refrain from posting here. 

8 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s a two way street and stating that it’s all on him is simply disingenuous. Banning him would send a message to the Republicans on this board, myself included. 

Fuck your feelings.

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