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Enforcing the clear and express language of the 14th Amendment would be chaotic, but this is fine apparently.

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    Some people and posts above see this for the incredibly dangerous thing it is.  See the whole forest, not just the tree.  Roe is built on the bedrock of the 14th amendment and the inherent right to pr

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    The whole episode is pretty bad for the Court.  The leak is embarrassing.  But the decision is catastrophic. You've got a 5-4 decision to get rid of a something that has been settled as a constit

  • in one of the many instances in which i debunked your oversimplified, unsupported bullshit and you simply never responded, i addressed your absolutist contention that religious are more charitable tha

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Oh, great. The Supreme Court just said that all the steroid Barney Fife’s in Texas can arrest illegal aliens for looking like Messicans.   All you Hispanic people prepare to have your IDs ready at all times before the shit stain LEOs run you in for being brown. 

Sorry, but I’m having a hard time not hating all things Texas for allowing that asshole Abbott to pass those laws. Texas wins the award for the absolute worst Cabal of elected officials of any state in the country.

Biden should pardon and release a violent US citizen federal criminal from Texas-based facilities for each person Texas arrests under this law. You know, to even things out.

5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

 

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I almost hope they do start hassling brown and Latino citizens in Texas to sway those who continue to vote in support of these assholes. Not really, but kinda?

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I almost hope they do start hassling brown and Latino citizens in Texas to sway those who continue to vote in support of these assholes. Not really, but kinda?

they will continue voting R as the Leopard is digesting the cartilage from their ears

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I almost hope they do start hassling brown and Latino citizens in Texas to sway those who continue to vote in support of these assholes. Not really, but kinda?

Latinos for Trump giving strong Leopards Eating Faces Party

4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

It's not mentioned in that article and scarcely mentioned in other coverage, but much of the behavior they're bitching about in this case was during the Trump administration. They're basically just pretending that it was evil Biden looking to stifle conservative speech. 

A shit load of the cases were from Ken Paxton getting injunctions against the federal government doing its job.

28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I almost hope they do start hassling brown and Latino citizens in Texas to sway those who continue to vote in support of these assholes. Not really, but kinda?

Yeah, no.

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54 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

 

Kangaroo Court 

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15 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Yeah, no.

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rgv mexicans want to be whote more than amything. 2nd, they want to act like whites

they’ll still back trump 

No one:

This Supreme Court: what if every one of our decisions is Dred Scott. Let’s do that.

54 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Latinos for Trump giving strong Leopards Eating Faces Party

You know what, fuck those Latinos para Trump. 

Reap, sow.  Consequences of my own actions.  Let the leopards eat.

4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

It's not mentioned in that article and scarcely mentioned in other coverage, but much of the behavior they're bitching about in this case was during the Trump administration. They're basically just pretending that it was evil Biden looking to stifle conservative speech. 

The right has deluded itself for decades. It’s what they do and why they continue to believe Republicans are fiscally responsible and that the media is leftist.

It's the SCOTUS version of Trump's firehose of bullshit. If ALL of their decisions are horrendous affronts to the very concept of a rule of law, then nobody will be able to actually get mad about any one particular decision. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I almost hope they do start hassling brown and Latino citizens in Texas to sway those who continue to vote in support of these assholes. Not really, but kinda?

Uvalde says what's up

I’m betting it will be mere days before they arrest and mistreat a Latino born in Navasota.

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Biden should pardon and release a violent US citizen federal criminal from Texas-based facilities for each person Texas arrests under this law. You know, to even things out.

I still say he should pardon El Chapo and drop him off at Mar a Lago. 

35 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I still say he should pardon El Chapo and drop him off at Mar a Lago. 

Shit, orange man would make a deal and pay off his debt. I say about 30 Haitian gang members should land on the beach and take up residence.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

The Texas economy would be fantastic if they deported every single illegal immigrant.

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We should deport one illegal immigrant, though: Elon Musk.

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

I’m betting it will be mere days before they arrest and mistreat a Latino born in Navasota.

Papers, please. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Texas economy would be fantastic if they deported every single illegal immigrant.

Better stock up at HEB.

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1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

We should deport one illegal immigrant, though: Elon Musk.

I've started compiling a list of people who weren't born in Texas that should be rounded up and deported immediately...preferably to a very rough part of Ciudad Juarez. 

Ken Paxton

Danny Goeb 

Elon Musk

Ted Cruz

Chip Roy

Dan Crenshaw

Pat Fallon

Nathaniel Moran

Keith Self

Beth Van Duyne

Roger Williams

Troy Nehls

Michael Cloud

Michael C Burgess

 

Pretty fun country we live in at the moment. Once I get off the mainland at year’s end I sincerely hope to never set foot in the continental US ever again.

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've started compiling a list of people who weren't born in Texas that should be rounded up and deported immediately...preferably to a very rough part of Ciudad Juarez. 

I really wanted to make a snarky addendum to your list, but both David Pierce and Rodney Terry were born in Texas.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I really wanted to make a snarky addendum to your list, but both David Pierce and Rodney Terry were born in Texas.

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So the Trump Team is now saying the SC should kick his case back to the lower courts. 
 

4 corner offense 

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13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So does this mean Greg sends the National Guard into Mexico for round 2 of Texas v Mexico?

This is literally the reason we have a supremacy clause in the US constitution. Gerg and Kpax are doing some historically significant ratfucking here, and we've been so abused by the rise of trumpism that we're socially numb to it. 

A state should not be driving foreign policy decisions with a major trade partner, and ESPECIALLY should not be bucking to start a brushfire war. 

But since we're so wrapped up in taking THREE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN TITTYFUCKING YEARS to start getting trump into court for his directed insurrection on Jan6, there's no oxygen left to consider any other fuckery that's being perpetrated 

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So does this mean Greg sends the National Guard into Mexico for round 2 of Texas v Mexico?

The bill requires that all brown people arrested under its provisions must be dumped into Mexico, even if they are not Mexican and have never been to Mexico. 
Texas voters are the stupidest sons a bitches on the planet.

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Texas economy would be fantastic if they deported every single illegal immigrant.

I find it beyond stupefying that millions of Texas actually like such a loathsome prick.

Trump will never pick Kenny Wayne Paxton or Hot Wheels to be his running mate, no matter how hard they try.

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27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump will never pick Kenny Wayne Paxton or Hot Wheels to be his running mate, no matter how hard they try.


my theory - hot wheels is the only R gov with the war chest to make a WH run if trump gets torpedoed (and he knows it). He’s going all out to be ultra maga. He’ll promise trump a full pardon to get his endorsement 


my theory - hot wheels is the only R gov with the war chest to make a WH run if trump gets torpedoed (and he knows it). He’s going all out to be ultra maga. He’ll promise trump a full pardon to get his endorsement 

Nothing is going to happen to Trump before November’s election.
5 hours ago, C-Man said:


Nothing is going to happen to Trump before November’s election.

He might die. That would be cool. 

6 hours ago, C-Man said:


Nothing is going to happen to Trump before November’s election.

Or after if he gets elected.  

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

He’s going all out to be ultra maga. 

He's gotta stand for something.

Well, maybe not.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He might die. That would be cool. 

Greg Abbott will pardon his death.

When he doesn't come back from the dead I'm asking all the magats, "Where's your orange Jesus now, mother fucker?"

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Our legal / court system are complete fucking jokes.

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Our legal / court system are complete fucking jokes.

It's been corrupted and debased by bad actors who don't give a shit about lying or damaging public trust, and enabled by an overly deferential and trusting community of useful idiot lawyers that trust what someone else files just because they're before a court. 

The supreme Court has multiple fact free findings and rulings. An insurrection broadcast on national TV didn't actually happen and is totally legal and cool. We have multiple Supremes cashing checks and getting RVs and houses from billionaires with matters before the court and on the docket. 

It's been a complete fucking joke for a while, people are just working up the courage to admit it to themselves 

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He might die. That would be cool. 

A man can dream, that’s for sure. I’m rooting for it.
43 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It's been corrupted and debased by bad actors who don't give a shit about lying or damaging public trust, and enabled by an overly deferential and trusting community of useful idiot lawyers that trust what someone else files just because they're before a court. 

The supreme Court has multiple fact free findings and rulings. An insurrection broadcast on national TV didn't actually happen and is totally legal and cool. We have multiple Supremes cashing checks and getting RVs and houses from billionaires with matters before the court and on the docket. 

It's been a complete fucking joke for a while, people are just working up the courage to admit it to themselves 

Yup, any system of civil society requires good faith in its application (not perfection but at least mostly good faith). That’s been lost entirely. Absent good faith everything goes to shit. The only alternative that wouldn’t be terrible for ordinary people would be a truly benevolent dictator which we all know is not possible. So we’re fucked. Seriously, turbo fucked.

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