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But he said we won't get the treasure.... All on account of our ob-stackles.

Aww, George, not the livestock.

A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin’ her back down. 

We thought you was a toad!

Stay out of the Woolworth's!

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

We thought you was a toad!

Do not seek the treasure. 

Well ain’t this place a geographical oddity...two weeks from everywhere. 

I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!

9 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Come and get us, Coppers!

Friend, some of your foldin’ money’s come unstowed.  

Well, I don’t want Fop, goddamn it! I’m a Dapper Dan man!

It’s a well run campaign, midget & broom & what not. 

I’m voting for Yours Truly  

Well I’m voting for Yours Truly, too.   

I’m with you fellers 

Vernon, he's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?

 

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Pete...the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism....

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I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday...I believe she's startin' to turn.....

What'd the devil give your for you soul, Tommy?

Well, he taught me how to play this here guitar real good.

Oh, son.  For that, you traded your everlasting soul? 

4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Pete...the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism....

Consider the lilies of the goddamn field... or hell, take a look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope!

 

Yeah!! Look at me! 

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So what got me thinking about this movie was there's a local museum here in Tulsa that does movie screening events on their lawn during the summer.... they are screening O Brother Where Art Thou at the end of July and Tim Blake Nelson (he's from Tulsa) is going to be there to do a Q&A.  I'm totally going to that. :)

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Sorry Pete! I know we're kin, but they got this depression on, and I got to do for me and mine! 

I'm gonna kill you!! Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!! You miserable, horse-eatin son of a....

1 minute ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So what got me thinking about this movie was there's a local museum here in Tulsa that does movie screening events on their lawn during the summer.... they are screening O Brother Where Art Thou at the end of July and Tim Blake Nelson (he's from Tulsa) is going to be there to do a Q&A.  I'm totally going to that. :)

Hell yeah!  That movie is pretty much one of our extended family's running jokes.  Quoted constantly, singing the songs when we get the guitars out and such.

I always find it hilarious how stupid Delmar is, yet about 1/2 his lines in the movie he's using perfect, old-timey American English.  

Thank you for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech durin' gustation. I find it course and vulgar.

5 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Thank you for the conversational hiatus. I generally refrain from speech durin' gustation. I find it course and vulgar.

*coarse

4 hours ago, kurioster said:

You and no kinda man if you ain't got land

*ain't

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Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...

5 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

*coarse

And I salute for you it; brother.  

7 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

So what got me thinking about this movie was there's a local museum here in Tulsa that does movie screening events on their lawn during the summer.... they are screening O Brother Where Art Thou at the end of July and Tim Blake Nelson (he's from Tulsa) is going to be there to do a Q&A.  I'm totally going to that. :)

I would not miss that. TBN is greatness.

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