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  • Pom's Masters adventure.  Got to go to a practice round as a guest in 1997 then ten of us applied for 1998 practice round tickets.  I was the only one selected and four of us got to go.  Went again in

  • No one is gonna remember the Masters five years from now...who won, who lost, but they're gonna remember your thirteen!

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    Reed likes icing too. 

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Bud Light fires back

 

shouldn't that be king john rice iv?

13 hours ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

I didn't realise Frittelli was in. Good for him, hope he can make the cut

Dylan had the first hole in one on the par 3 course today

At a press conference today, Augusta announced they will host a women's amateur tournament the week prior to The Master's. Cool idea.  

At a press conference today, Augusta announced they will host a women's amateur tournament the week prior to The Master's. Cool idea.  

72 woman field. 54 hole stroke play tourney. First 36 holes will be played Champions Retreat with the final round at Augusta National after a cut to the top 30. That final round will be on the Saturday prior to the Masters.

Finau just rolled his ankle celebrating a hole in one

That wasn't just a roll - it popped out of place and he had to maneuver it back into place.  

Man, that was really cool.  The replay of the kid watching the shot, with Player talking in the background, was great.  

put a whoping $5 down on Spieth to win at 11-1.

 

yeah, Im a gambling balla

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

put a whoping $5 down on Spieth to win at 11-1.

 

yeah, Im a gambling balla

I hope it wasn't financed by mob loan sharks.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

put a whoping $5 down on Spieth to win at 11-1.

 

yeah, Im a gambling balla

I don’t care how much you wager it’s just fun when you have a shot to win on Sunday afternoon. Last year I only had Sergio at 35/1 and it was all kinds of fun. Especially collecting the winnings. 

Being with your grandson for his first hole-in-on at the Masters is tough to beat. Gettin' dusty over here.

7 minutes ago, LonghornJones said:

Being with your grandson for his first hole-in-on at the Masters is tough to beat. Gettin' dusty over here.

Jack was getting dusty too.  Damn that was neat.

8 hours ago, crackamacgowski said:

Shirt ban as well, then. Bud Light can fuck right off.

I like Bud Light and drink it all the time, but they can take that "dilly, dilly" shit and shove it up their collective ass.

Now that all the practice round poors are gone we can have a tournament. Let's go!

52 minutes ago, Pom said:

Now that all the practice round poors are gone we can have a tournament. Let's go!

The late shift is loaded.  Can't wait.

On 4/3/2018 at 12:12 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

People say they like underdogs but they don't.

Give me Tiger in the lead on Sunday on the back 9 with Phil, Rory, or Spieth in the mix.  

Sorry, but I'm all in on Jordan.  Tiger had his days in the sun.

Edited by jettrink

3 hours ago, hacker said:

Finau just rolled his ankle celebrating a hole in one

Hope he is fine.  This guy has had some of the worst luck in his life but is such a great dude.  

That shot of Daly at the grill with his practice bucket on the table juxtaposed against the others working on their game is solid fucking gold.

27 minutes ago, Stu said:

Hope he is fine.  This guy has had some of the worst luck in his life but is such a great dude.  

He kept playing and brushed it off like it was nothing. Probably a chronic issue for him from his basketball days.

30 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

That shot of Daly at the grill with his practice bucket on the table juxtaposed against the others working on their game is solid fucking gold.

I'm trying to find it. Sounds like a picture I want to see. 

3 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Being with your grandson for his first hole-in-on at the Masters is tough to beat. Gettin' dusty over here.

What an awesome moment.

2 hours ago, jettrink said:

I like Bud Light and drink it all the time, but they can take that "dilly, dilly" shit and shove it up their collective ass.

x1,000. sick of dilly dilly bullshit. is the shirt ban true or just something people were saying in here?  and don't you have to wear a collard shirt on the grounds of augusta?

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Watson wins the par 3 tournament. Tom, not Bubba

 

Jeez, just when I'm feeling old at 48, I see a 68-yr old go around in -6 and a 78-yr old go around in -4.  Granted, a par-3 course, but getting 2s on the scorecard ain't no piece of cake.

2 hours ago, jettrink said:

 

Sorry, but I'm all in on Jordan.  Tiger had his days in the sun.

Oh c'mon...Tiger in his sunday red in the hunt would make for great sunday television

22 hours ago, Mileslong said:

I don’t care what tiger does, I just want Jordan to win.

If the amount of work Greller put in beyond what I saw any other caddy do on Tuesday is any indication, he’s in good hands. 

For 4+ hours after Jordan finished his practice round, everywhere I went on the course Greller would show up at a green rolling balls and taking notes. Picking a pin location and then rolling balls from likely landing spots and from the direction of bunkers, rolling balls and taking notes everywhere. 

On 4/2/2018 at 10:31 AM, Wally Fairway said:

Let's see if we can get people to guess in a surly Masters contest:

A) Winner & score
B) Best performance by a prior Masters winner & by a non-prior Masters winner
C) Worst performance by a prior winner (I'm leaning to a "W" - Willet, Woosnam, or Wier)
D) Best performance by - DJ, Jordan, JT, Rory, Phil or Bubba
E) Cut line

A) JT -17

B) Past Winner: Spieth; Non-Winner: JT

C) Woosie

D) JT

E) 147

2 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

That shot of Daly at the grill with his practice bucket on the table juxtaposed against the others working on their game is solid fucking gold.

Grip it and rip it. He's a fucking legend

x1,000. sick of dilly dilly bullshit. is the shirt ban true or just something people were saying in here?  and don't you have to wear a collard shirt on the grounds of augusta?


That was just me talking shit.
4 hours ago, jettrink said:

I like Bud Light and drink it all the time, but they can take that "dilly, dilly" shit and shove it up their collective ass.

this

4 hours ago, Pom said:

Now that all the practice round poors are gone we can have a tournament. Let's go!

Poors? The scalpers were selling Wednesday practice round tickets for $1,100 this morning.

It's a beautiful morning in Augusta! Let's go

16 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

That wasn't just a roll - it popped out of place and he had to maneuver it back into place.  

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My round 1 leader bets:

Kizzire  +10,000

Sharma  +8,000

Kisner  +8,000

Finau  +6,000

Let's get lucky.

 

25 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

#16 looks like it is close to the traditional Sunday pin
 

Yeah it does. Usually back-middle of the green on the right on Thursday or Friday. That front left creates a lot of excitement because everything funnels down into it.

Tiger about to tee off. One of the featured groups on the Masters app. Think they will get record views and traffic? Goodbye workplace productivity.

17 minutes ago, LonghornJones said:

yep. 

Our server is really strained today.

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Vijay channeling his inner 2005. May be a good week for tiger!

And Mark O'meara in 2nd.  Tom Watson winning the par 3 contest.  What year is this?

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