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  • Pom's Masters adventure.  Got to go to a practice round as a guest in 1997 then ten of us applied for 1998 practice round tickets.  I was the only one selected and four of us got to go.  Went again in

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    Reed likes icing too. 

1 minute ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'm rooting against Reed and not feeling bad about it

No one wants to watch a guy shoot even par and win the Masters. 

Patrick Reed cant sleep at home without closing all the doors in his house. No mention of of his glutenous midnight snacks though.

fucking idiot announcers talking like Reed couldn't keep that putt short of the water and he left it short of the hole

Just now, hookem48 said:

fucking idiot announcers talking like Reed couldn't keep that putt short of the water and he left it short of the hole

Vern sucks. This is known. 

Just now, hookem48 said:

fucking idiot announcers talking like Reed couldn't keep that putt short of the water and he left it short of the hole

they are way under-estimating the overnight rain.

the misread at 13 was the shot that really fucked Jordan, Bubba knew it didn't break

announcers trying to muster some excitement for reed on the last few holes

Just now, trueut2003 said:

He makes that, it's over.

The Masters is never over until the last shot goes in. Reed could do exactly what Jordan did at 18.

The Masters is never over until the last shot goes in. Reed could do exactly what Jordan did at 18.
And win by 2.

I hope Rory marks down a wrong number for fatty. I'm sure he's blind with the diabetes and all. Maybe we get lucky with a DQ?

Whew, a make there and we're done. Okay, bogey bogey for Patrick here.

Masters dinner next year is just going to be a tasting menu of gravies from around the world. 

Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

I’m hearing Reed says next year Champions dinner will be a buffet all you can eat

catered by golden corral

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Asking for Reed to go bogey bogey these last 2 holes is probably too much

 Jordan doubled 18 on Thursday so it's not over yet

Sorry I’ve been avoiding this thread for mojo reasons. Hell of a fucking run by Jordan. Would have liked to see him tie or break the 9 under record. Was sooo fun to watch

Masters dinner next year is just going to be a tasting menu of gravies from around the world. 

Taking everyone out to Goden Corral for next year's Masters Dinner.

 

(Beat to it, sorry.)

sad to see jordan lose to such a shitty person. 

 

ARRESTS, CHEATING, THEFT, DISMISSALS AND TEAMMATE HATRED

It’s safe to say most reactions to Patrick Reed inside the golf world are colored by the stories and allegations of his college troubles, which have been reported at length by writers Shane Ryan, Stephanie Wei and Ian O’Connor. They either paint Reed as a true golfing villain, a loner prodigy or an insecure kid who never grew comfortable in his own skin.

Reed, heavily recruited out of his hometown of Augusta, played one year at SEC power Georgia but was dismissed from the team for reasons still unknown. In his book about the PGA Tour, Shane Ryan said there was a code of silence regarding Reed’s time at UGA, describing it as a type of “golf omerta.” Ryan brought up whispers that Reed had cheated on the course during a qualifying round (trying to hit a better-positioned ball that wasn’t his), reported better scores than he’d actually shot and may have stolen from teammates ($400 and a Scotty Cameron putter, Ryan’s source said). Reed denied these claims and said he was ousted for multiple alcohol arrests. According to reports, those incidents were nothing more than the usual college-kid stupidity.

But a Georgia assistant coach released a statement saying that Ryan’s report was accurate and that UGA chose not to associate with “Patrick as a person.”

Reed then transferred to his hometown Augusta State, where his problems continued, but not enough to keep the small team from stunning the golf world to win two national championships. He didn’t socialize with his teammates and was so disliked that, allegedly, before Augusta State faced off in match play against Georgia with the NCAA championship on the line, Reed’s teammates told star Georgia player Harris English that while they wanted to win the title, they hoped he’d beat Reed. The title came down to that match and Reed won, 2 and 1.

Wei also reported that ASU teammates twice suspected Reed of declaring lower scores than he’d shot and that the team had a meeting about whether to keep him on the team. Meanwhile, Reed went 6-0 in match play en route to those two NCAA championships.

1 minute ago, Jimbaround said:

I didn't realize but apparently the host pays for dinner.

Maybe that is why Sergio had his wife make dessert

Reed might actually go with Texas BBQ now only if he flew in John Mueller that would be something

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