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Woman licks inside of Blue Bell ice cream tub, returns it to store freezer

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Just now, Lhorn said:

What a POS. Someone’s gonna rat her out. Hope she gets 1000 hours community service picking up trash along the highway. 

it's not like she threw the lid in the floor...

4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Hope she gets 1000 hours community service picking up trash along the highway. 

Worse punishment than the company that literally killed people got.

Ok maybe 200 hours

Edited by Lhorn

Does HEB's Creamy Creations have anything? I didn't think it did.
Is it odd that Blue Bell puts the plastic wrappers on the individual cups that come in the mini-sleeves?

The HEB creamy Creations I have at home didn’t come with any kind of seal...plastic or otherwise.

When they find her, she should be made to lick a Kroger urinal cake soaked in AIDS. 

Why has America become so bitchy about everything?

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

What a POS. Someone’s gonna rat her out. Hope she gets 1000 hours community service picking up trash along the highway. 

She'll just lick it. Why you want to reward her??

6 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

a non-humble brag....bold strategy Cotton

Don't care, had Cool Whip sexy time.

shit....everything I know is a lie

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motherf'n double post

Edited by deft

I hope she gets listeria and also goes to jail.  But also fuck blue bell

Bitch is a ho.  And let's be frank, I could walk into a store and pretty easily inject some kickass toxin in say your onion and nobody would be the wiser. There is lots of shit in a grocery store where public safety is counting on the notion that people are not irrational fucknozzles.  

40 minutes ago, futureman said:

this is really bad, if those people start a little social media blitz on ice cream licking.  

Can I interest you in some Cool Whip?

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Can I interest you in some Cool Whip?

Don't be a dick.

What about a tiny squirt of Redi-whip and then back on the shelf? Is that wrong? Asking for a friend...

13 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

Wichita Falls, a city not far from the Oklahoma border.

This is the best part...you're confused by the story until you read how close it is to fucking hell, then the aha

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I  went to my local Wal Mart yesterday to pick up a couple of things  and I was in the mood for some ice cream.   I usually go to HEB, but Wally Mart is just a couple of miles from my house and I wasn't buying the weekly groceries.

Thinking about this incident,  I was curious to see which brands put a safety wrapper or feature on their cartons.   

Most of the pints had the clear plastic thing around the rim.  And man I didn't realize their was some many varieties of "healthy" ice cream out there made with coconut milk, non dairy, protein enriched.....   Seems like a giant marketing scam to me with some of what was on display, but oh well.   I have tried that Halo brand and it's OK.

Brands like , Dreyers, Breyers,  and even Wal Marts store brand had wrappers around the rim.

Blue Bunny comes in the plastic tub thing and in has a plastic tab you have to snap in order to open it.   I bought some Cookies and Cream Blue Bunny and it was better than Blue Bells, but not as good as HEB's.  

If I were a Blue Bell decision maker,  I'd think about adding this extra layer of safety just because of this one incident on top of the listeria mess of a few years ago.  I wonder how many young little idiots are going to make this incident this summer's Tide Pod challenge and start making clips of themselves doing this for the internets?  

Edited by Nueces River Rat

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 went to my local Wal Mart yesterday

I found your problem.

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Well if caught, I hope they make them eat tide pods.

The dishwasher pods would be more fun to watch them eat.   The spot free stuff in those things should go down smooth.... LOL!

Edited by Nueces River Rat

I worked in an ice cream hardening room (i.e. -20 warehouse freezer) in college (Yarnell's).  I could tell stories for hours about what we did with that ice cream.

And so it begins




And I am comfortable with my sexuality, but no I do not follow that twitter account lol. Just want to throw out the disclaimer of where I saw this. f0c0dbb51e758163299c1fd8183d0a68.jpg
3 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Well if caught, I hope they make them eat tide pods.

I hope the cop "forgets" to turn on his bodycam and "accidentally" shoots them

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

And so it begins
 

 

 


And I am comfortable with my sexuality, but no I do not follow that twitter account lol. Just want to throw out the disclaimer of where I saw this. f0c0dbb51e758163299c1fd8183d0a68.jpg

 

 

Good to see the Baseball Furies survived.

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I generally like people but damn this thread is further convincing me that I really dislike the public. 

On 7/2/2019 at 9:24 AM, El Diablo said:

Kinda reminds me of the time the ex and I were messing around and it involved a container of Cool Whip. The ex stepson asked the next day why there was a container of Cool Whip in the fridge that looked like someone had been eating it with their fingers. Not a finger, son. Just a small white dick.

Wait what, you stuck your dick in the cool whip and used it during sexy times and then just put that same container back in the fridge for later use?? And others were living in the house?

 

Also, nobody mentioning it, but i totally wood with the ice cream licker from the OP.

Edited by Pam Cummings

14 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Also, nobody mentioning it, but i totally wood with the ice cream licker from the OP.

Never stick your tongue in ice cream, never stick your dick in crazy.

15 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Never stick your tongue in ice cream, never stick your dick in crazy.

Whoa! Calm down

19 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Never stick your tongue in ice cream, never stick your dick in crazy.

Yeah but then you would never get laid

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

And so it begins
 

 

 


And I am comfortable with my sexuality, but no I do not follow that twitter account lol. Just want to throw out the disclaimer of where I saw this. f0c0dbb51e758163299c1fd8183d0a68.jpg

 

 

he's gonna love jail

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Yeah but then you would never get laid

Good thing you're mom's not crazy.

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2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Never stick your tongue in ice cream, never stick your dick in crazy.

Crazy is often the best dick holster.  

You stick your dick in, without her ever knowing where you live / work.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

that is @Js1 after the pride parade

LOL you think I ate food during pride? That's so homophobic. 

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2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

he's gonna love jail

no way in hell we are given that gift. 

This is the best part...you're confused by the story until you read how close it is to fucking hell, then the aha
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"North Texas? More like southern Oklahoma" - Hank Hill

Tillamook has a plastic seal on their shit. Blue Bell should do the same.

That’s why I don’t eat their shit.

put plastic on every carton of ice cream, then wrap each and every grape, banana, apple, onion, etc in tamper proof plastic ...or guillotine one these disgusting shit fucks in the town square 

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Tillamook has a plastic seal on their shit. Blue Bell should do the same.

That’s why I don’t eat their shit.

They have a shit flavored ice cream now? 

13 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

They have a shit flavored ice cream now? 

It's called "Pride of AggyLand"

Law enforcement is on the lookout for the Lufkin Licker. 

Statement from Blue Bell: “We have identified a Walmart in Lufkin, Texas, as the store where the malicious act of food tampering took place. Our staff recognized the location in the video, and we inspected the freezer case. We found a Tin Roof half gallon that appears to have been compromised. Based on security footage, the location and the inspection of the carton, we believe we may have recovered the half gallon that was tampered with. Out of an abundance of caution, we have also removed all Tin Roof half gallons from that location...”

More here: https://abc13.com/food/police-wont-quit-until-blue-bell-licker-is-captured/5377253/

On 7/2/2019 at 11:58 PM, immortal13 said:

What about a tiny squirt of Redi-whip and then back on the shelf? Is that wrong? Asking for a friend...

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