Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Woman licks inside of Blue Bell ice cream tub, returns it to store freezer

Featured Replies

Law enforcement is on the lookout for the Lufkin Licker. 
Statement from Blue Bell: “We have identified a Walmart in Lufkin, Texas, as the store where the malicious act of food tampering took place. Our staff recognized the location in the video, and we inspected the freezer case. We found a Tin Roof half gallon that appears to have been compromised. Based on security footage, the location and the inspection of the carton, we believe we may have recovered the half gallon that was tampered with. Out of an abundance of caution, we have also removed all Tin Roof half gallons from that location...”
More here: https://abc13.com/food/police-wont-quit-until-blue-bell-licker-is-captured/5377253/


I see they’re working in shifts!

Up to 20 years in prison for this stupid shit is cruel and ridiculous. Might have to drive down to the local Mr. Butt and lick some ice cream as a show of solidarity. 

30 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Up to 20 years in prison for this stupid shit is cruel and ridiculous. Might have to drive down to the local Mr. Butt and lick some ice cream as a show of solidarity. 

reported

43 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Up to 20 years in prison for this stupid shit is cruel and ridiculous. Might have to drive down to the local Mr. Butt and lick some ice cream as a show of solidarity. 

Don’t fuck with other people.

Sends a fantastic message.

32 minutes ago, slorch said:

Don’t fuck with other people.

Sends a fantastic message.

If that’s what is most important, then why do we let shitposters like yourself roam free?  That sends a horrible message. 

1 hour ago, Fozzz said:

If that’s what is most important, then why do we let shitposters like yourself roam free?  That sends a horrible message. 

sorry to interject logic bro. Quit locking up potheads and throw cunts like the lid licker in jail when they think it's cute to fuck with other people.

Sorry that premise is such a fucking threat to you. Thoughts and prayers.

 

 

Edited by slorch

Don’t fuck with other people.
Sends a fantastic message.
Is it worse to lick ice cream that doesn't belong to you or to fuck with someone else's car?
Just now, Continental Op said:
2 hours ago, slorch said:
Don’t fuck with other people.
Sends a fantastic message.

Is it worse to lick ice cream that doesn't belong to you or to fuck with someone else's car?

They're both death sentence worthy IMO.

4 minutes ago, Continental Op said:
2 hours ago, slorch said:
Don’t fuck with other people.
Sends a fantastic message.

Is it worse to lick ice cream that doesn't belong to you or to fuck with someone else's car?

When someone makes a deliberate choice to damage someone else's property or person, IDRGAF what happens after that.

You can attempt to rationalize the 'value' of the transgression; or you can fuck people up for doing it and it will be eradicated.

I'm fine with that.

 

Some of y’all are some humorless sumbitches.

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Some of y’all are some humorless sumbitches.

Yep I want Herpes ice cream, sounds like a scream.....

4 hours ago, Fozzz said:

Up to 20 years in prison for this stupid shit is cruel and ridiculous. Might have to drive down to the local Mr. Butt and lick some ice cream as a show of solidarity. 

Hold your outrage. She won’t get 20 days. 

35 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Some of y’all are some humorless sumbitches.

Well most of the posters here are over the age of 11, roughly when that sort of thing stops being funny.

16 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Herpes & Scream..... a new flavor?

Millennial Crunch

8 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Well most of the posters here are over the age of 11, roughly when that sort of thing stops being funny.

Of course you're talking in actual age, not maturity level.... right ?

33 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Hold your outrage. She won’t get 20 days. 

She might get an endorsement from Ben & Jerry’s.

1 hour ago, slorch said:

When someone makes a deliberate choice to damage someone else's property or person, IDRGAF what happens after that.

You can attempt to rationalize the 'value' of the transgression; or you can fuck people up for doing it and it will be eradicated.

I'm fine with that.

 

You belong in a gulag. 

What should happen to this woman is kind of like what happens to a kid when their old man catches them smoking and then sits em down and makes em smoke a pack.  She should be forced to eat around 5 gallons of ice cream in one sitting.

Suburban whites are the softest, biggest pussies in this entire country. Hilarious how so many are concerned about this nonsense. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

What should happen to this woman is kind of like what happens to a kid when their old man catches them smoking and then sits em down and makes em smoke a pack.  She should be forced to eat around 5 gallons of ice cream in one sitting.

Oooooh ooooh please don't throw me in that old briar patch.

 

Seriously that would be fun to watch, but it has to be (5) 1 gallon tubs and 1 of them has a pint of sun ripened bull jizz mixed in.

  • Popular Post
6 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Suburban whites are the softest, biggest pussies in this entire country. Hilarious how so many are concerned about this nonsense. 

Dude shut the fuck up.  I don't think she deserves some huge jail time or anything like that but you are not hip, not cool and not woke because you're 100% cool with people being assholes.  

You made your point once, that's fine, I actually agree with the notion of prison time being over the top..you keep after it like you are (including now just randomly skewering classes of people over it) and it just makes you a tool.

 

 

Edited by Surly Bevo

She should be forced to work 180 days in the Blue Bell factory. Janitorial duty. She will have nightmares about what she was licking.

I think a fine equal to costs to Blue Bell/WMT for removal/restocking etc with maybe an additional financial penalty/ban from social media. 

27 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

You belong in a gulag. 

haha.  Sorry I broke the law of disagreeing with you.

 

Other than that... yeah, tell me how slorchy violates the liberty of others?  

Make her do a summer cleaning up at a dairy. I thought about having her community service at an old folks home, but I don't trust her. She ought to be able to shovel shit without too much risk for other people. 

25 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Suburban whites are the softest, biggest pussies in this entire country. Hilarious how so many are concerned about this nonsense. 

nah the pussies  are enablers like you who think someone's self esteem might be irreparably damaged should they be held accountable for their actions.

10 minutes ago, slorch said:

haha.  Sorry I broke the law of disagreeing with you.

 

Other than that... yeah, tell me how slorchy violates the liberty of others?  

By cluttering this board with your horseshit. 

4 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

By cluttering this board with your horseshit. 

boo-fucking hoo.

post a take and go with it.

 

What i said wasn't wrong.  You're the one who made a big deal out of it.

Edited by slorch

16 minutes ago, slorch said:

boo-fucking hoo.

post a take and go with it.

 

What i said wasn't wrong.  You're the one who made a big deal out of it.

Sorry but you belong in jail for what you’ve done to this board. 

53 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Dude shut the fuck up.  I don't think she deserves some huge jail time or anything like that but you are not hip, not cool and not woke because you're 100% cool with people being assholes.  

You made your point once, that's fine, I actually agree with the notion of prison time being over the top..you keep after it like you are (including now just randomly skewering classes of people over it) and it just makes you a tool.

 

 

Nah those people suck ass. You know it’s true or you wouldn’t be nearly as triggered as you obviously are over that post. 

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Oooooh ooooh please don't throw me in that old briar patch.

 

Seriously that would be fun to watch, but it has to be (5) 1 gallon tubs and 1 of them has a pint of sun ripened bull jizz mixed in.

Blue Bell's new "12th Man" flavor?

Left up to me it would be, take 12 street people and have them spit in a gallon of Blue Bell, mix thoroughly, pour into a large pan and have the bitch lick up every drop.  Or take the twenty years.  Her choice.

4 hours ago, XYZ said:

Some of y’all are some humorless sumbitches.

I licked your wife’s box and put that rancid shit back on the shelf. 

Nah those people suck ass. You know it’s true or you wouldn’t be nearly as triggered as you obviously are over that post. 

 

Haha fuck you bitch. You just used the word triggered...the biggest sign of a dripping pussy ever.

 

Go jack off to YouTube some more you inconsequential pompous shitbag.

5 hours ago, XYZ said:

Some of y’all are some humorless sumbitches.

ca7a5a6d-b0db-4a84-b41c-9648ed9e38d2_x36

7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

What should happen to this woman is kind of like what happens to a kid when their old man catches them smoking and then sits em down and makes em smoke a pack.  She should be forced to eat around 5 gallons of ice cream in one sitting.

Like giving a cop a month paid vacay for shooting someone.

I have a special hate for people that fuck with someone else's food. Having said that, there's a Coast Guard CWO that may have wanted to test his coffee during midwatch circa 1979.

13 minutes ago, RPM said:

I have a special hate for people that fuck with someone else's food.

tenor.gif?itemid=5763046

1 minute ago, futureman said:

tenor.gif?itemid=5763046

I never order 5 minutes before closing.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.