July 4, 20196 yr Law enforcement is on the lookout for the Lufkin Licker. Statement from Blue Bell: “We have identified a Walmart in Lufkin, Texas, as the store where the malicious act of food tampering took place. Our staff recognized the location in the video, and we inspected the freezer case. We found a Tin Roof half gallon that appears to have been compromised. Based on security footage, the location and the inspection of the carton, we believe we may have recovered the half gallon that was tampered with. Out of an abundance of caution, we have also removed all Tin Roof half gallons from that location...” More here: https://abc13.com/food/police-wont-quit-until-blue-bell-licker-is-captured/5377253/I see they’re working in shifts!
July 4, 20196 yr Up to 20 years in prison for this stupid shit is cruel and ridiculous. Might have to drive down to the local Mr. Butt and lick some ice cream as a show of solidarity.
July 4, 20196 yr 30 minutes ago, Fozzz said: Up to 20 years in prison for this stupid shit is cruel and ridiculous. Might have to drive down to the local Mr. Butt and lick some ice cream as a show of solidarity. reported
July 4, 20196 yr 43 minutes ago, Fozzz said: Up to 20 years in prison for this stupid shit is cruel and ridiculous. Might have to drive down to the local Mr. Butt and lick some ice cream as a show of solidarity. Don’t fuck with other people. Sends a fantastic message.
July 4, 20196 yr 32 minutes ago, slorch said: Don’t fuck with other people. Sends a fantastic message. If that’s what is most important, then why do we let shitposters like yourself roam free? That sends a horrible message.
July 4, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Fozzz said: If that’s what is most important, then why do we let shitposters like yourself roam free? That sends a horrible message. sorry to interject logic bro. Quit locking up potheads and throw cunts like the lid licker in jail when they think it's cute to fuck with other people. Sorry that premise is such a fucking threat to you. Thoughts and prayers. Edited July 4, 20196 yr by slorch
July 4, 20196 yr Don’t fuck with other people. Sends a fantastic message.Is it worse to lick ice cream that doesn't belong to you or to fuck with someone else's car?
July 4, 20196 yr Just now, Continental Op said: 2 hours ago, slorch said: Don’t fuck with other people. Sends a fantastic message. Is it worse to lick ice cream that doesn't belong to you or to fuck with someone else's car? They're both death sentence worthy IMO.
July 4, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, Continental Op said: 2 hours ago, slorch said: Don’t fuck with other people. Sends a fantastic message. Is it worse to lick ice cream that doesn't belong to you or to fuck with someone else's car? When someone makes a deliberate choice to damage someone else's property or person, IDRGAF what happens after that. You can attempt to rationalize the 'value' of the transgression; or you can fuck people up for doing it and it will be eradicated. I'm fine with that.
July 4, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, XYZ said: Some of y’all are some humorless sumbitches. Yep I want Herpes ice cream, sounds like a scream.....
July 4, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Fozzz said: Up to 20 years in prison for this stupid shit is cruel and ridiculous. Might have to drive down to the local Mr. Butt and lick some ice cream as a show of solidarity. Hold your outrage. She won’t get 20 days.
July 4, 20196 yr 35 minutes ago, XYZ said: Some of y’all are some humorless sumbitches. Well most of the posters here are over the age of 11, roughly when that sort of thing stops being funny.
July 4, 20196 yr 8 minutes ago, formermav43 said: Well most of the posters here are over the age of 11, roughly when that sort of thing stops being funny. Of course you're talking in actual age, not maturity level.... right ?
July 4, 20196 yr 33 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said: Hold your outrage. She won’t get 20 days. She might get an endorsement from Ben & Jerry’s.
July 4, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, slorch said: When someone makes a deliberate choice to damage someone else's property or person, IDRGAF what happens after that. You can attempt to rationalize the 'value' of the transgression; or you can fuck people up for doing it and it will be eradicated. I'm fine with that. You belong in a gulag.
July 4, 20196 yr What should happen to this woman is kind of like what happens to a kid when their old man catches them smoking and then sits em down and makes em smoke a pack. She should be forced to eat around 5 gallons of ice cream in one sitting.
July 4, 20196 yr Suburban whites are the softest, biggest pussies in this entire country. Hilarious how so many are concerned about this nonsense.
July 4, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said: What should happen to this woman is kind of like what happens to a kid when their old man catches them smoking and then sits em down and makes em smoke a pack. She should be forced to eat around 5 gallons of ice cream in one sitting. Oooooh ooooh please don't throw me in that old briar patch. Seriously that would be fun to watch, but it has to be (5) 1 gallon tubs and 1 of them has a pint of sun ripened bull jizz mixed in.
July 4, 20196 yr Popular Post 6 minutes ago, Fozzz said: Suburban whites are the softest, biggest pussies in this entire country. Hilarious how so many are concerned about this nonsense. Dude shut the fuck up. I don't think she deserves some huge jail time or anything like that but you are not hip, not cool and not woke because you're 100% cool with people being assholes. You made your point once, that's fine, I actually agree with the notion of prison time being over the top..you keep after it like you are (including now just randomly skewering classes of people over it) and it just makes you a tool. Edited July 4, 20196 yr by Surly Bevo
July 4, 20196 yr She should be forced to work 180 days in the Blue Bell factory. Janitorial duty. She will have nightmares about what she was licking.
July 4, 20196 yr I think a fine equal to costs to Blue Bell/WMT for removal/restocking etc with maybe an additional financial penalty/ban from social media.
July 4, 20196 yr 27 minutes ago, Fozzz said: You belong in a gulag. haha. Sorry I broke the law of disagreeing with you. Other than that... yeah, tell me how slorchy violates the liberty of others?
July 4, 20196 yr Make her do a summer cleaning up at a dairy. I thought about having her community service at an old folks home, but I don't trust her. She ought to be able to shovel shit without too much risk for other people.
July 4, 20196 yr 25 minutes ago, Fozzz said: Suburban whites are the softest, biggest pussies in this entire country. Hilarious how so many are concerned about this nonsense. nah the pussies are enablers like you who think someone's self esteem might be irreparably damaged should they be held accountable for their actions.
July 4, 20196 yr 10 minutes ago, slorch said: haha. Sorry I broke the law of disagreeing with you. Other than that... yeah, tell me how slorchy violates the liberty of others? By cluttering this board with your horseshit.
July 4, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, Fozzz said: By cluttering this board with your horseshit. boo-fucking hoo. post a take and go with it. What i said wasn't wrong. You're the one who made a big deal out of it. Edited July 4, 20196 yr by slorch
July 4, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, slorch said: boo-fucking hoo. post a take and go with it. What i said wasn't wrong. You're the one who made a big deal out of it. Sorry but you belong in jail for what you’ve done to this board.
July 4, 20196 yr 53 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: Dude shut the fuck up. I don't think she deserves some huge jail time or anything like that but you are not hip, not cool and not woke because you're 100% cool with people being assholes. You made your point once, that's fine, I actually agree with the notion of prison time being over the top..you keep after it like you are (including now just randomly skewering classes of people over it) and it just makes you a tool. Nah those people suck ass. You know it’s true or you wouldn’t be nearly as triggered as you obviously are over that post.
July 4, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Oooooh ooooh please don't throw me in that old briar patch. Seriously that would be fun to watch, but it has to be (5) 1 gallon tubs and 1 of them has a pint of sun ripened bull jizz mixed in. Blue Bell's new "12th Man" flavor?
July 4, 20196 yr Left up to me it would be, take 12 street people and have them spit in a gallon of Blue Bell, mix thoroughly, pour into a large pan and have the bitch lick up every drop. Or take the twenty years. Her choice.
July 5, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: That's not a Whip-It. Cut them some slack - they're beginners.
July 5, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, XYZ said: Some of y’all are some humorless sumbitches. I licked your wife’s box and put that rancid shit back on the shelf.
July 5, 20196 yr Nah those people suck ass. You know it’s true or you wouldn’t be nearly as triggered as you obviously are over that post. Haha fuck you bitch. You just used the word triggered...the biggest sign of a dripping pussy ever. Go jack off to YouTube some more you inconsequential pompous shitbag.
July 5, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Surly Bevo said: What should happen to this woman is kind of like what happens to a kid when their old man catches them smoking and then sits em down and makes em smoke a pack. She should be forced to eat around 5 gallons of ice cream in one sitting. Like giving a cop a month paid vacay for shooting someone. I have a special hate for people that fuck with someone else's food. Having said that, there's a Coast Guard CWO that may have wanted to test his coffee during midwatch circa 1979.
July 5, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, RPM said: I have a special hate for people that fuck with someone else's food.
July 5, 20196 yr 17 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Yep I want Herpes ice cream, sounds like a scream..... You've eaten worse.
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