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Woman licks inside of Blue Bell ice cream tub, returns it to store freezer

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1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

I’m not just taking their word for it, it’s based on personal experience. Has anyone ever gotten a lid off one of their cartons cleanly? It can be done, but only if you’re really careful about it, something that doesn’t go hand in hand with a mad lick and dash. And you could tell where that girl licked even in the video.

I get it if you want it “sealed” but their current packaging seems to show evidence of tampering well enough to me if that’s the only concern.

I'd like to be able to tell it was opened before I buy it and take it home.

48 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

Next time I'll bold the important stuff

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fuck you.  negged.

8 hours ago, formermav43 said:

I’m not just taking their word for it, it’s based on personal experience. Has anyone ever gotten a lid off one of their cartons cleanly? It can be done, but only if you’re really careful about it, something that doesn’t go hand in hand with a mad lick and dash. And you could tell where that girl licked even in the video.

I get it if you want it “sealed” but their current packaging seems to show evidence of tampering well enough to me if that’s the only concern.

Maybe so. But you know what gets rid of that possibility altogether? A plastic wrap around the lid, a "lock" that breaks when you open it or a plastic lid across the ice cream.

11 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 Haven’t read the whole thread, but has anyone pointed out that this is... a thing, now? It’s spreading. 

Can't remember where I heard this but somebody pointed out that this started w/ Ariana Grande licking a donut? I had not heard of that.

 

 

 

Rip out her tongue, shove it up her twat, let her stew on her decisions for about 7 mos. behind bars. 

That’s strange. She hates America and has plenty of money that she made off of Americans. She could comfortably move to just about any other cunt-try in the world. Why would she subject herself to a country she hates so much? She’s nothing more than ungrateful trash.

12 minutes ago, Texas_Rocks said:

That’s strange. She hates America and has plenty of money that she made off of Americans. She could comfortably move to just about any other cunt-try in the world. Why would she subject herself to a country she hates so much? She’s nothing more than ungrateful trash.

This right here.  I'm not a love it or leave it person , because we do have problems that need to be screamed about. But when all you do is bash the place you live, and can live anywhere you want why wouldn't you just bug out ?

There's a bash America cult that seems to love that whole schtick.

There ain't a country on the planet that has any less issues than we do here.

10 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

Can't remember where I heard this but somebody pointed out that this started w/ Ariana Grande licking a donut? I had not heard of that.

 

 

 

I guess maybe but I’m pretty sure that was several years ago 

19 hours ago, formermav43 said:

I’m not just taking their word for it, it’s based on personal experience. Has anyone ever gotten a lid off one of their cartons cleanly?

Not when it's really frozen solid, but when it's melted some, yeah, easily.

Got dam.

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JULY 9--A rival business owner spit, picked her nose, and urinated into containers at an ice cream parlor next door to the Florida food market she operates, according to police.

Investigators allege that Jung Soon Wypcha, 66, was caught on videotape engaging last month in a series of vile acts at Lu Lu’s Ice wypchamugshot19.jpgCream shop in Indian Shores, a town about 20 miles west of St. Petersburg.

Wypcha, who runs the Indian Shores Food Mart, was arrested yesterday and charged with tampering with consumer products and criminal mischief, both felonies.

Pictured at right, Wypcha was released late last night from the Pinellas County jail after posting $55,000 bond.

Wypcha, cops say, ruined more than $2000 worth of ice cream, forcing the shop’s owners to close for several days. According to a complaint affidavit, Wypcha was caught in the act on multiple days last month.

On June 17, she was recorded using the shop’s bathroom “with the door wide open on five separate occasions.” After failing to wash her hands, Wypcha proceeded to a freezer holding organic ice cream and “puts her hands into the ice cream containers.” She was also allegedly recorded picking her nose and then placing her hands into the ice cream, as well as “opening the freezer door and spitting into the ice cream containers.”

On June 22, Wypcha sought to use the shop’s bathroom, but found it locked. She then allegedly urinated in a bucket used to churn Lu Lu’s homemade ice cream. Wypcha subsequently emptied the bucket into a sink used to wash the “ice cream folding utensils and mixing bowls.”

The ice cream shop has reopened and its owners believe that Wypcha targeted the business due to a fear of competition.

 

20 hours ago, formermav43 said:

I’m not just taking their word for it, it’s based on personal experience. Has anyone ever gotten a lid off one of their cartons cleanly? It can be done, but only if you’re really careful about it, something that doesn’t go hand in hand with a mad lick and dash. And you could tell where that girl licked even in the video.

I get it if you want it “sealed” but their current packaging seems to show evidence of tampering well enough to me if that’s the only concern.

Blue Bell's new "look before you lick" campaign is going to be awesome.

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

I guess maybe but I’m pretty sure that was several years ago 

yeah I had never heard of that. Interesting that this more recent thing spawned so many copy cats.

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19 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

 

There ain't a country on the planet that has any less issues than we do here.

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On 7/11/2019 at 3:04 PM, DocZaius said:

You know, I could have lived the rest of my natural life and never once thought to myself, "I wonder what Michael Fay is doing now."  Except you had to remind me that he existed.

So, if any of you are curious, apparently he's a casino manager now: https://mustsharenews.com/michael-fay-today/

And the eyebrows are not quite as robust as they once were:

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Lmao, it says he was "addicted to butane."  I'm not one to laugh at addiction, but that is a doozer.

46 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Lmao, it says he was "addicted to butane."  I'm not one to laugh at addiction, but that is a doozer.

Maybe it's a typo and he's really addicted to butt tang. 

How can you be addicted to butane?

Just now, XYZ said:

How can you be addicted to butane?

Smoke a lot of weed or cigarettes, and it rubs off ?

On 7/12/2019 at 11:57 AM, Beau Vine said:

Got dam.

 

Yeah, damn, she really did put peepee in your Coke (float).

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Walmart Potato Pissing Perp Prepares for Pokey Possibility (Petite or pleasantly plumpish?)  Videos at link:

https://www.wtae.com/article/police-search-for-woman-accused-of-urinating-on-produce-at-west-mifflin-walmart/28547837

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WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. —

A woman who allegedly urinated on potatoes at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart store turned herself in and will face charges, police said Tuesday.

Grace Brown will be charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness, West Mifflin police said.

Police said the incident happened at the Walmart store on Century Drive, but they did not say when it occurred.

Brown went to the West Mifflin Police Department with her attorney Tuesday afternoon. She did not comment as she entered the building.

A Walmart spokesperson released the following statement:

"The safety of our customers is a top priority for us. This type of obscene conduct is outrageous, and we immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area to ensure its cleanliness and safety for our customers. We're working with the West Mifflin Police Department to find the responsible party and have them prosecuted."

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i blame social media.  all this shit for 15 secs of "fame".

it's a got damned disease.  the incessant insecure search for validation.

I think we need a ruling. Paging @Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

is there video of the fat chick pissing on the produce?  asking for a— asking for me, I want to see it. 

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Walmart Potato Pissing Perp Prepares for Pokey Possibility (Petite or pleasantly plumpish?)  Videos at link:

https://www.wtae.com/article/police-search-for-woman-accused-of-urinating-on-produce-at-west-mifflin-walmart/28547837

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WEST MIFFLIN, Pa. —

A woman who allegedly urinated on potatoes at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart store turned herself in and will face charges, police said Tuesday.

Grace Brown will be charged with criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness, West Mifflin police said.

Police said the incident happened at the Walmart store on Century Drive, but they did not say when it occurred.

Brown went to the West Mifflin Police Department with her attorney Tuesday afternoon. She did not comment as she entered the building.

A Walmart spokesperson released the following statement:

"The safety of our customers is a top priority for us. This type of obscene conduct is outrageous, and we immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area to ensure its cleanliness and safety for our customers. We're working with the West Mifflin Police Department to find the responsible party and have them prosecuted."

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you think the spud pisser did this?

Did the thunder sound effect go off on cue?

  • 7 months later...

so you can kill and sicken people through gross negligence and not be punished but lick a tub of ice cream and spend 30 days in jail?

 

37 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

so you can kill and sicken people through gross negligence and not be punished but lick a tub of ice cream and spend 30 days in jail?

So aggy gets a win?   Do they put this on the side of Kroger Field?

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So aggy gets a win?   Do they put this on the side of Kroger Field?

Two wins.

15 hours ago, RPM said:

 

I bet this guy wishes that he was sentenced 6 weeks ago. 

Surreptitiously-yet-publicly licking ice cream during a plague is a no-no. 

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

so you can kill and sicken people through gross negligence and not be punished but lick a tub of ice cream and spend 30 days in jail?

 

but Dad, Johnny's parents let him do it. 

On 3/6/2020 at 3:07 AM, RPM said:

 

Should have his tongue ripped out. 

 

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Closer to bowl eligibility.

Blue Bell Bowl? 

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