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34 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Interesting indeed. I didn't think he was a serious option, but now I'm excited. 

yeah. he was asked about taking a front office job and he said that his next job would be as a HC either in the NCAA or the NBA. 

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  • That is tough to accomplish in four years, but I wouldn't put it past Shaka.

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    Shaka should definitely get at least one more year. Many of his recruits will finally be upperclassmen by then, and he'll have his best shot of any year he's been here. Fans need to realize 2 maj

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fuck, aggy fired their coach and he went to the Sweet 16 last year, and no to Bennett.


So you want to go with how aggy does finances with coaching? Follow them? Its worked out well the last 80 years.
1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

a good ole fashioned Texas source-off. bout time. 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:


 

 


So you want to go with how aggy does finances with coaching? Follow them? Its worked out well the last 80 years.

 

I see that went completely over your head.

So when is this thing going down? Sunday night? Monday?

44 minutes ago, Aldo Raine said:

So when is this thing going down? Sunday night? Monday?

Likely after we lose in the NIT.

2 hours ago, Aldo Raine said:

So when is this thing going down? Sunday night? Monday?

 

2 hours ago, Aldo Raine said:

So when is this thing going down? Sunday night? Monday?

First round of NIT starts Tuesday. So. Tuesday. Things always happen on Tuesday.

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

What if the Longhorn Nation are unanimously disgruntled?

7 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

Shaka not returning confirmed.

50 minutes ago, Deej said:

First round of NIT starts Tuesday. So. Tuesday. Things always happen on Tuesday.

 

 

2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

we need a bunch of people in burnt orange Make America Great Again caps at the NIT opener, maybe

2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

If I could suck at my job and get paid millions per year, I would be happy too.

4 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

So dumb of Kirk, Shaka will do what his wife tells him to do. He knows he has lost this job, only a matter of when. He's not going to make the changes to improve his coaching and staff that need to be made. He has re-shuffled his staff a few times already in 4 years, all window dressing except for Horn. 

8 hours ago, Aldo Raine said:

So when is this thing going down? Sunday night? Monday?

 

7 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Likely after we lose in the NIT.

This, and after the coach CDC wants is done for the year.   

Brian Davis is the absolute worst. If he says Shaka is staying, that swings the odds heavily towards Shaka being fired.

On Friday Chip talked about some staff shenanigans Shaka has pulled with his yes man/sidekick/fuckboy Mike Morell.  Think it went something like this - 

Morell wanted Tevin Mack while David Caison wanted Jordan Murphy.  See how that turned out.  

Morell big-timed one of Jarrett Allen’s coaches and almost cost us Allen. The Lucas’ had to swoop in and save that recruitment.

Jai gets a promotion bc of interest from TCU and OU.  Morell gets a temporary demotion, is promised it’s only temporary.

-Morell gets re-promoted and Caison, who was recruiting Culver and Zaire Smith, gets let go a few days before Zaire’s OV.  Over dinner, Z’s family is like, “where’s David?” Shaka breaks the news.  Family gets up and walks out.  

Anyone heard this stuff before? I don’t follow recruiting.

48 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

shenanigans Shaka has pulled...Morell wanted Tevin Mack while David Caison wanted Jordan Murphy.  See how that turned out.  orell big-timed one of Jarrett Allen’s coaches and almost cost us Allen. The Lucas’ had to swoop in and save that recruitment. Jai gets a promotion bc of interest from TCU and OU.  Morell gets a temporary demotion, is promised it’s only temporary.Morell gets re-promoted and Caison, who was recruiting Culver and Zaire Smith, gets let go a few days before Zaire’s OV.  Over dinner, Z’s family is like, “where’s David?” Shaka breaks the news.  Family gets up and walks out.  

 

Shaka is a worthless coach.....

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49 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

On Friday Chip talked about some staff shenanigans Shaka has pulled with his yes man/sidekick/fuckboy Mike Morell.  Think it went something like this - 

Morell wanted Tevin Mack while David Caison wanted Jordan Murphy.  See how that turned out.  

Morell big-timed one of Jarrett Allen’s coaches and almost cost us Allen. The Lucas’ had to swoop in and save that recruitment.

Jai gets a promotion bc of interest from TCU and OU.  Morell gets a temporary demotion, is promised it’s only temporary.

-Morell gets re-promoted and Caison, who was recruiting Culver and Zaire Smith, gets let go a few days before Zaire’s OV.  Over dinner, Z’s family is like, “where’s David?” Shaka breaks the news.  Family gets up and walks out.  

Anyone heard this stuff before? I don’t follow recruiting.


If this is true and on Surly, then CDC has to know about it.

And it's time for CDC to...

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51 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

On Friday Chip talked about some staff shenanigans Shaka has pulled with his yes man/sidekick/fuckboy Mike Morell.  Think it went something like this - 

Morell wanted Tevin Mack while David Caison wanted Jordan Murphy.  See how that turned out.  

Morell big-timed one of Jarrett Allen’s coaches and almost cost us Allen. The Lucas’ had to swoop in and save that recruitment.

Jai gets a promotion bc of interest from TCU and OU.  Morell gets a temporary demotion, is promised it’s only temporary.

-Morell gets re-promoted and Caison, who was recruiting Culver and Zaire Smith, gets let go a few days before Zaire’s OV.  Over dinner, Z’s family is like, “where’s David?” Shaka breaks the news.  Family gets up and walks out.  

Anyone heard this stuff before? I don’t follow recruiting.

On one hand, none of this would surprise me.

On the other hand, fuck Chip Brown.

We're in the "First 4 out" according to Lunardi. That will make it 5 straight years without a tournament win under Shaka

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3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We're in the "First 4 out" according to Lunardi. That will make it 5 straight years without a tournament win under Shaka

That is tough to accomplish in four years, but I wouldn't put it past Shaka.

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We're in the "First 4 out" according to Lunardi. That will make it 5 straight years without a tournament win under Shaka

Shaka has been head coach for four seasons.

4 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Shaka has been head coach for four seasons.

Feels longer. 

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That is tough to accomplish in four years, but I wouldn't put it past Shaka.

If he stays, you can go ahead and mark down the five.

26 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Feels longer. 

Mom?

 

40 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That is tough to accomplish in four years, but I wouldn't put it past Shaka.

this post being at +5 rep after 40 minutes in the hoops board is the equivalent of +20 on the football board. post of the day. 

We're in the "First 4 out" according to Lunardi. That will make it 5 straight years without a tournament win under Shaka


Shaka Smart in his entire life hasn’t won a tournament game at Texas. His entire life!
10 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

I would be gruntled if Shaka left.

I would be double-gruntled if he took Bohls with him.

53 minutes ago, AustinMT said:

I would be gruntled if Shaka left.

I would be double-gruntled if he took Bohls with him.

Like a murder-suicide sorta thing?

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Abilene Christian Univeristy will be going dancing this year. Texas will not. 

Oh and Radford didn’t end up making the tournament. We lost to fucking Radford!

I just don’t believe for a second CDC will bring Shaka back. That’s 2 out of 3 years with his own players where he hasn’t even made a 68-team tournament. 68! 

Fire this clown the second the NIT is over and go hire a real coach.

Woke up today to excitement ofSt Patrick's Day and March Madness Bracket Announcement..... then remembered Shaka is still coach at Texas.

Shaka is just not a good leader of college athletes nor a good basketball coach.... just the facts.

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Woke up today to excitement ofSt Patrick's Day and March Madness Bracket Announcement..... then remembered Shaka is still coach at Texas.

Shaka is just not a good leader of college athletes nor a good basketball coach.... just the facts.

Same here. It really fucking kills the excitement of my favorite week knowing my team is not going to be on the bracket.  

So Rick Barnes is probably gonna have a team in as a 2 seed, and Tech and Cougar fucking High will probably be 3 seeds.

Rage.

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So Rick Barnes is probably gonna have a team in as a 2 seed, and Tech and Cougar fucking High will probably be 3 seeds.

Rage.

We will be a 1 or 2 seed too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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25 minutes ago, 2inDaPink1inDaStink said:

I’m not wearing another Longhorn t-shirt until shaka is gone.

fucking Aggie troll

38 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

We will be a 1 or 2 seed too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What you did there......I see it!

18 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Shaka Smart in his entire life hasn’t won a tournament game at Texas. His entire life!

 

I’ve won as many NCAA tournament Basketball games at the University of Texas as Shaka Smart and I graduated in 1985.  Texas didn’t even pay me!

He's won one zero more tourney games than a dead man.

-The Ghost of Abe Lemons

All those Texas teams made it in ...



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