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Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. 

I’m dying.

(ring) You’re not dying. You just don’t have anything better to do.

It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

Thank you.

Mint...

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

2 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

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Uh, what country do you think this is?

Why don't you put your thumb up your butt.

Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself...

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Snooty

snotty.

hi cameron, you comfortable?

hi sloane, no.

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

why'd you kick me?

where's your brain?

I asked you first.

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

9 times?

Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It's a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path.

A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.

cough-cough

cough-cough-cough

blugh-blugh

blugh-blugh

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I’m the nurse who likes to…

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I’m the nurse who likes to…


Post 12 bro.

If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.

Oh, you know him?

You're Abe Froman? The Sausage King of Chicago?

 

 

Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Who is it? Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!

I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. 


Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

If we were playing by the rules, we’d be in gym class right now

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