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in your opinion, what is the best thing that thujone has given us?

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for me it isn't even one of his cartoons, it's the introduction of the word "furk" into our collective lexicon. no doubt that the best of his animated works will make you laugh your ass off, but "furk" is everlasting. you could hear it in your head the very first time you saw it: "furk". you did it again just now. you can't even help but to hear it when you read it. that is the definition of a classic. 

I’ve got to admit, “furk” has pretty much replaced “fuck” as my reply of disappointment via text and email.

The 1-10 ranking system no longer exists in my world. I operate on the 1-6 scale.
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2 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

for me it isn't even one of his cartoons, it's the introduction of the word "furk" into our collective lexicon. no doubt that the best of his animated works will make you laugh your ass off, but "furk" is everlasting. you could hear it in your head the very first time you saw it: "furk". you did it again just now. you can't even help but to hear it when you read it. that is the definition of a classic. 

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12 hours ago, Topper13 said:

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While it is the greatest gif of all time, I don't think Thujone made it. 

It's my understanding that he's given a couple people on here herpes but that may not be what you're talking about. 

+1 on the aggy coaster.

 

also love the Looch mouth jammer.

Worst Sexual Experiences in MS Paint.  Brought a lot of people to the Shag for the first time, myself included.  

23 hours ago, mchookem said:

aggy annual rollercoaster illustration

So much so that ESPN stole it and tried to make it their own:

 

 

I am feeling somewhat rejuvenated, so expect more this year. Fuck aggy. OU sucks. 

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9 hours ago, Thujone said:

I am feeling somewhat rejuvenated, so expect more this year. Fuck aggy. OU sucks. 

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Anything involving the Baylor Care Bears, or whistlin' Holgorsen.

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Anything involving the Baylor Care Bears, or whistlin' Holgorsen.

Murderers Row.

15 hours ago, Thujone said:

I am feeling somewhat rejuvenated, so expect more this year. Fuck aggy. OU sucks. 

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Stoops Syndrome, aka cock-in-mouth disease. Also levity during some fucking forlorn years as a Longhorn fan.  You might kick our ass on the field, but our crude pixelated penis imagery was more engorged and erect than yours.

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The excitement of finding a new shamePaint thread is off the charts. A different kind of morning wood. 

God speed sir. Also fuck OU 

"Furk" is in my vocabulary now because of him.  Is there a place that one can go to view all of his work?  I've been on here and shaggy for a while, but seeing this thread makes me think I might have missed some of the old ones...

23 minutes ago, Loose Stool said:

"Furk" is in my vocabulary now because of him.  Is there a place that one can go to view all of his work?  I've been on here and shaggy for a while, but seeing this thread makes me think I might have missed some of the old ones...

The entire collection was made available back when this incarnation first took form. The thread is on the football forum, probably on one of the first few pages if you look at the oldest dates. 

EDIT: Here...

 

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All the dicks

22 hours ago, Thujone said:

I am feeling somewhat rejuvenated, so expect more this year. Fuck aggy. OU sucks. 

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48 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

The entire collection was made available back when this incarnation first took form. The thread is on the football forum, probably on one of the first few pages if you look at the oldest dates. 

EDIT: Here...

 

LOLZ  Awesome stuff!  Thank you for posting the link!

I don't know how I missed that Dropbox link the first time around.  There are some pictures on there I haven't seen, which is hard for me to believe.

Ball Feinbaum just made me spit out my beer.

The mac-n-chee story was pretty good, particularly the solid block of mac-n-chee barf.

On 7/5/2019 at 11:27 AM, Walden Ponderer said:

The Ol' Ball Coach needs some love, too. It's as if Jimmy Buffet and Pogo had a love child.

He's not my type.

On 7/4/2019 at 10:38 PM, Thujone said:

I am feeling somewhat rejuvenated, so expect more this year. Fuck aggy. OU sucks. 

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While it is the greatest gif of all time, I don't think Thujone made it. 

If thujone didn’t make this I demand to know who did.

The greatest thing thujone has ever given us is the presence of his company. We are all greater having known him than we ever would've been without. He enriches our lives by merely being among us.

Well, thujone is how I found the original shaggy.  Was coming out to the 2010 game in Austin and was googling my way around the net looking for Texas football forums to get a sense of what the horns were all about, and stumbled upon the MNC UT Pimp MSpaint and almost pissed myself.  So I stumbled my way into shaggy, and it was like the intro to Lidsville where I fell into the giant hat and was never able to escape.

I always thought that pièce de résistance was the "carnation of dongs" 

Sadly that seems to have been lost on the old board, and I if I remember  Jame Gumb used that as the punch line on an Interview with a Vampire gif

On 7/4/2019 at 10:38 PM, Thujone said:

I am feeling somewhat rejuvenated, so expect more this year. Fuck aggy. OU sucks. 

My Photoshop and my body (and Bert) are ready.

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