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Dolphins DT Kendrick Norton seriously injured in crash: arm amputated at scene

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15 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Then you also know the initial diagnoses is wrong.  

I didn't see anybody suggest it was lupus.

MacGyver could reattach it. That’s all I know


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Rapid sequence induction (intubation)  (give him some drugs to chemically paralyze and sedate and or wipe-out his short term memory) so you can do bad things to him without him fighting or remembering what happened.......its great...that is if your the paramedic doing it

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

I didn't see anybody suggest it was lupus.

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3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I love Surly. I can't think of very many contexts in which this particular story could have ended up in an incredibly inane argument, but here we are.

No, YOU shut the fuck up.

Wonder what they did with his arm?

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I have to hand it to you guys. A lot of reaching to conclusions going on itt. Everyone is up in arm about it. 

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

No, YOU shut the fuck up.

Thanks, Geoff Blum.

 

1 hour ago, Dolemite said:

Wonder what they did with his arm?

Hopefully took it to a taxidermist.  Stuffed and mounted so teammates can hi-five it on the way out of the locker room.  Kinda like the Clemson rock.

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

This place is absolutely ruthless and insane.

 

Those who are able, let's give Captain Obvious here a round of applause!

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3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

 

1 hour ago, Dolemite said:

Wonder what they did with his arm?

Hopefully took it to a taxidermist.  Stuffed and mounted so teammates can hi-five it on the way out of the locker room.  Kinda like the Clemson rock.

If I may be so bold as to present an alternative vision:

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13 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

To be clear, I accept the place with open arms and have had my hand in plenty of the ruthless insanity.

Sometimes, some threads are a sharp slap in the the face of the depths it with reach. 

High fives!

13 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I have to hand it to you guys. A lot of reaching to conclusions going on itt. Everyone is up in arm about it. 

Too much confusion, can't get no relief.

Are you aware of the difference between an arm and a hand?

About a foot?
Certainly true in my case, when I cut off the tip of my left thumb with a mandoline (not recommended).

How in the hell does a stringed instrument cut off the tip do your thumb?
On 7/5/2019 at 11:24 AM, Murfdogg21 said:

There have been reattachments of severed limbs, and the aforementioned John Bobbit went on do some pornos after having his wiener put back after hours of laying in a grassy field. 

If a limb is so mangled that it has to be removed on-scene, then there's zero chance that it could be reattached and function. You can basically only reimplant a finger (or limb) with a very clean cut and no associated tissue damage (so yes with circular saws on occasion, no with a crush injury). Moreover, the patient has to be in good shape otherwise (e.g. no other serious trauma, like a roll-over MVA).

 

 

They are doing wonderful things with prosthetics, these days.

 

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1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

This mother fucker gonna turn into Darth Vader.

Anakin Skywalker was better than a 7th round pick 

1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Anakin Skywalker was better than a 7th round pick 

Oh, on measurables, sure, but he had some pretty serious off-field issues.

On 7/5/2019 at 9:41 PM, clapclapclap said:

Hopefully took it to a taxidermist.  Stuffed and mounted so teammates can hi-five it on the way out of the locker room.  Kinda like the Clemson rock.

Username does not check out. 

How in the hell does a stringed instrument cut off the tip do your thumb?

Maybe he was shredding some Dragon Force or Yngwie Malmsteen type shit.....I’ve seen it happen.

 

 

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On 7/4/2019 at 4:02 PM, markstanco said:
On 7/4/2019 at 10:25 AM, tx 3 putt said:
Holy shit, amputated at the scene. Damn 

Never heard of that before.

It's pretty rare. I've worked a lot of extrications at vehicle rescue alarms, & we only came close to amputating once, on a guy who was circling the drain & whose foot was pinned.

On 7/4/2019 at 4:13 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Could have had a crush injury that had they left the arm on when they removed whatever was crushing it could have killed him quick

 

On 7/4/2019 at 5:37 PM, thestud said:

Compartment syndrome and crush injury toxicity isn’t a concern until 60>mins into entrapment. The arm itself isn’t large enough to warrant those concerns anyways IMO. I’m guessing freeing his arm was going to take substantial time they felt they didn’t have given the multitude of injuries he probably suffered, and the decision to amputate was made not due to crush injury but due to possible/suspected internal injuries and subsequent massive hemorrhage and/or hemodynamic instability.

https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/02/01/amputate-leg-texas-man-trenching-machine/

 

 

Yeah, this. I've never heard of on-scene amputation unless some part of the patient was pinned and their life was in danger if they weren't transported to a hospital very soon. Golden Hour & all that.

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12 hours ago, Deej said:

They are doing wonderful things with prosthetics, these days.

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On 7/5/2019 at 7:33 PM, BurntEyes said:

This place is absolutely ruthless and insane.

 

Check out the Shag.

ive heard that Chip Brown says Its less ruthless insane and argumentative.....

 

On 7/4/2019 at 7:23 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

In the field, probably hit you with morphine I’d imagine. 

Speaking from experience, they better do more than that.

On 7/4/2019 at 5:38 PM, Surly Bevo said:

I'll go with this...you sound pre-med

Pre-law. What's the difference?

On 7/5/2019 at 11:05 AM, clapclapclap said:

Right arm looked fine in this video (not graphic) of him wheeled from the ambulance at the hospital. 

 

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I mean, the AFC East has been an arm race for 18 years or so now.  

On 7/5/2019 at 11:05 AM, clapclapclap said:

Right arm looked fine in this video (not graphic) of him wheeled from the ambulance at the hospital.  His chick seemed to have survived the crash ok, no rude amputations.

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On 7/4/2019 at 4:02 PM, markstanco said:
On 7/4/2019 at 10:25 AM, tx 3 putt said:
Holy shit, amputated at the scene. Damn 

Never heard of that before.

My HS Latin teacher was in a school bus accident on a field trip where the bus went off the road and slammed into a concrete culvert.  First row, right side -- most of the engine block ended up on her legs.  The paramedics amputated both legs on site, but she didn't survive the ambulance ride to the hospital.

31 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

My HS Latin teacher was in a school bus accident on a field trip where the bus went off the road and slammed into a concrete culvert.  First row, right side -- most of the engine block ended up on her legs.  The paramedics amputated both legs on site, but she didn't survive the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Brevis ipsa vita est sed malis fit longior 

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Brevis ipsa vita est sed malis fit longior 

Well, she was really old.

EDIT:

Shit, I just looked up the story -- she was only 59.  Damn.  She SEEMED really old.  

To further the amputated limb aspect of the story, the bus driver's arm was ripped off at the shoulder in the accident.  She survived.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

My HS Latin teacher was in a school bus accident on a field trip where the bus went off the road and slammed into a concrete culvert.  First row, right side -- most of the engine block ended up on her legs.  The paramedics amputated both legs on site, but she didn't survive the ambulance ride to the hospital.

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, she was really old.

EDIT:

Shit, I just looked up the story -- she was only 59.  Damn.  She SEEMED really old.  

To further the amputated limb aspect of the story, the bus driver's arm was ripped off at the shoulder in the accident.  She survived.

Fuck this was dark. 

I saved Latin.  What did you ever do?

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Needs more love.

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

It is nice that they were willing to lend a hand.

28 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It is nice that they were willing to lend a hand.

A hand? Seems to me they thought he was worth an arm and a leg at the least

If that ain't a way to rub salt on a stump

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