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We've got this one kid, Mongo. He's got a forehead like a drive in movie theater. But he's good shit so we dont bust his chops too much

 

I work with retards.

Isn't that a little politically, um, incorrect?

Well, to hell with that, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with, right?

 

Edited by TexArcher

Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

Edited by Uncle Nate

You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.

Norm : Really? Where would I have seen your work? 

Pat Healy : Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile? 

Norm : Twice last year. Which building's yours? 

Pat Healy : Are you familiar with the soccer stadium? 

Norm : Did you build the Estadio Olimpico? 

Pat Healy : No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

Step into my office...  because you're fucking fired!

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2 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!?!

On 7/5/2019 at 9:27 AM, South Austin said:

Norm : Really? Where would I have seen your work? 

Pat Healy : Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile? 

Norm : Twice last year. Which building's yours? 

Pat Healy : Are you familiar with the soccer stadium? 

Norm : Did you build the Estadio Olimpico? 

Pat Healy : No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.

Who’s been to Santiago Chile twice in one year?!!

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart

Ive always wanted a gif of when marys mom dons her reading glasses and says “what, uh... what exactly are we looking at here?” for use on some of these threads on surly

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ive always wanted a gif of when marys mom dons her reading glasses and says “what, uh... what exactly are we looking at here?” for use on some of these threads on surly

Funny, I've always wanted a gif of Markie Post's naked bouncing breasts 

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