April 2, 20187 yr FIL is a very nice guy, had a successful career, raised my wife who is great, but somehow managed to do all of this despite being a blubbering sooner idiot. He drives an F250 he has no business driving but "needs" it to tow his Polaris mule he tows three times a year, and his 21' boat he hasn't moved from the marina in 6 years. He has hit concrete posts at the bank or a drive-thru on multiple occasions, can't back it into a parking spot, and I have yet to see him park when he wasn't over the line. This weekend, he came over to our house for the kid's soccer and baseball games, as well as Easter, and parked in the circle drive in front of my house. After he left yesterday, I went outside to spend a few hours spreading new mulch before it got dark, and that ass hat drove over my flower beds, and about a half dozen new flowers I had planted a week ago. I've asked him to park on the street from now on, but I doubt he will
April 2, 20187 yr My family is great. My fiancée is great. Her grandma is great. Rest of her family is a fucking mess.We go to pick up fiancée’s dog from her grandma's house after getting back in town from Easter with my family. Her uncle (who lives there) catches us up on the drama from over the weekend. His daughter called him up in tears and then handed the phone to the cops, who explained he needed to come get her right away. Her mom had bought her and her other 15 year old friends booze so they could play beer pong in the garage and had then gone to the park to meet "a friend" and had yet to return home. Her live in boyfriend of several years came home and went into his bedroom. The daughter(?) later went in and found him laying on the floor. The party scattered, the police came, but mom was still nowhere to be found. Still hasn't come back home, apparently she's been on a bender and can't handle her booze since her gastric bypass surgery. Boyfriend is dead.
April 2, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Celery Man said: ...apparently she's been on a bender and can't handle her booze since her gastric bypass surgery. Boyfriend is dead. How you doin'? - Vic Mackey
April 3, 20187 yr Celery Man comes strong out of the gate. But someone's gonna beat that story. This is the shag...err, the surly after all.
April 3, 20187 yr So we are saying congrats to Celery's GF's uncle, he now has full custody of his kid(s) ?
April 3, 20187 yr It's good news bad news for the daughter - you'll never live down the party where your mom went go bang a guy in a park and your adult supervision died. But, you're going to have to change high schools and make all new friends anyways.
April 3, 20187 yr Outside of funerals, I haven’t had contact with a relative other than my parents or grandparents since I went to college in ‘90. Y’all should try it.
April 3, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, CooterBrown said: Outside of funerals, I haven’t had contact with a relative other than my parents or grandparents since I went to college in ‘90. Y’all should try it. This x10000000
April 3, 20187 yr Wait, did the guy die of natural causes? OD? That’s a crazy damn story regardless. Can’t wait to hear the mom’s story once she gets off her bender.
April 3, 20187 yr 34 minutes ago, ocugolf said: Wait, did the guy die of natural causes? OD? That’s a crazy damn story regardless. Can’t wait to hear the mom’s story once she gets off her bender. I assumed he shot himself.
April 3, 20187 yr My family lives 2000 miles north west of Austin, my wife's family lives 2000 miles north east of Austin and we are both much happier for it. Edited April 3, 20187 yr by coolsax
April 3, 20187 yr When my dad died I told my step mom at the funeral that my kids are still her grandkids as she was still who they considered grandma. She thanked me profusely as she was scared she was never going to get to see them again. My son has called her multiple times over the last few months and she has not returned his calls.
April 4, 20187 yr My uncle’s 3rd or 4th wife died in February. My parents went to the funeral. They just told me about all of this 2 days ago. We have spoken many times and they have been to my house at least once since then.
December 25, 20205 yr Had our family fight around 830pm. Very drink and involved garage yelling and fighting over a dog peeing in a bed, 2 cats who my mom loves, 2k due to unknown money borrowed between siblings and a wedding in February. I love my mom more than anything and she asked me to not say anything but I just fucking couldn't. Went to the car to smoke a blunt Edited December 25, 20205 yr by Zepol87
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