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But first, I’d like to butter your muffin.

If you're gonna float an air biscuit, let me know.  

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Last year, I was insane for this crazy little eighth grade bitch.  

She had some of those big old eighth grade titties... 

How bout a nice greasy pork sandwich? Served on a dirty ashtray?

This could really effect my teaching career.  Thanks.  Call me, we'll have lunch.  

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By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?

Ceremonial.

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Every damn night??? On the telephone???

  Boy, what’s he talking ‘bout “on the telephone” man?

Jeebus, 25 posts to get to this ?!  WTF has happened to the Surly I knew and loved ??

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For the first time in my life I don't feel like a total dick.

There are far too few pictures of her ass available on the interwebs.  

Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son’s only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?

She's a foreign exchange student. They have a different educational system happening around the world. 

How about you just bend over, and I'll stick the whole bottle up your ass.

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5 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Why don't you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass.

 

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

How about you just bend over, and I'll stick the whole bottle up your ass.

On the rocks is fine.

Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.

You know, listening to this blues music reminds me of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy, and you know, my folks really, really dump on me, they really do. I say, do you guys get along with your parents?

Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.

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