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#11
1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Last year, I was insane for this crazy little eighth grade bitch.  

She had some of those big old eighth grade titties... 

#16

This could really effect my teaching career.  Thanks.  Call me, we'll have lunch.  

#24

There are far too few pictures of her ass available on the interwebs.  

#26

She's a foreign exchange student. They have a different educational system happening around the world. 

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#28
5 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Why don't you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass.

 

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

How about you just bend over, and I'll stick the whole bottle up your ass.

On the rocks is fine.

Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

#30

You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.

#33

You know, listening to this blues music reminds me of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy, and you know, my folks really, really dump on me, they really do. I say, do you guys get along with your parents?

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