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Blue ponytail naked devil without a blue dress on attacks family in new home shot up 39 times by daddy

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https://www.wric.com/news/local-news/chesterfield-family-fends-off-naked-intruder-who-claimed-to-be-the-devil/

CHESTERFIELD COUNTY, Va. (WRIC) — A Chesterfield family spoke with 8News Friday after fending off a naked intruder who broke into their home on South Twilight Lane the night before. The intruder claimed to be the devil and attacked the family, prompting the homeowner to fire 39 rounds.

The incident was a traumatic experience for the Lewis family’s first night in their brand new home.

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“She was in to kill us,” Melissa Lewis said. “That was her almighty, to kill us. She attacked us and I held her down just kept on punching her and punching her as hard as I possibly could.”

The Lewis’ dream home now looks like a war zone, with blood soaked into the carpet, the walls and windows riddled with bullets and shell casings scattered all over.

“I said ‘who are you?” Lewis’ husband, who did not wish to go on camera, explained. “She said ‘I need your help, please help me.’ I said ‘get out of my house,’ and she goes ‘I’m the devil.'”

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The homeowner says the woman, who had a blue ponytail, broke into the basement around 10:30 p.m. on July 4. The family said she was laughing menacingly and refused to leave.

“She looked possessed, her eyes were completely black, like saucers, and she was laughing like it was a joke,” Lewis’s husband told 8News.

Fearing for his life, the father of three grabbed his pistol and gave a verbal warning to the woman. With his family sleeping upstairs, he opened fire hoping to scare her off. None of the shots struck the suspect.

Lewis said the woman aggressively charged at him with superhuman strength.

“She was not stopping,” he said. “She had the strength of four grown men.”

When he ran out of bullets, Lewis began throwing furniture at her. His wife and children eventually jumped in and attempted to stop the woman. The intruder didn’t stop until one of the children, the Lewis’ 12-year-old son Logan, shoved a wrench into her neck.

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Police arrested the intruder and she is being treated and evaluated at the hospital. The Lewis family left with bruises and bite marks.

“I’m scared to go in there, I won’t even go into any room by myself, I’m terrified,” M. Lewis said.

Detectives told the family that the suspect lives nearby and will eventually be charged robbery, breaking and entering and attempted murder. She is currently in the ICU with severe head trauma.

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Seems like he could've gotten laid if he'd played that hand better.

33 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

The intruder didn’t stop until one of the children, the Lewis’ 12-year-old son Logan, shoved a wrench into her neck.

That’s a hell of a story to tell at school when they ask what you did this summer. 

“I jammed a crescent wrench through the jugular vein of the devil in my basement... what’d you do?”

15 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

39 rounds and no hits? That dude needs to take a shooting course.....

Maybe he's a cop 

39 FUCKING rounds, and you didnt connect once???  holy fuck man.. also, how may reloads? 3 or 4?  or was this guy rocking pre- 1994 magazines?

37 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Seems like he could've gotten laid if he'd played that hand better.

Wife:  Honey, what the fuck are you doing?! 

Him:  the Devil made me do it. 

44 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

When he ran out of bullets, Lewis began throwing furniture at her.

 

How the fuck can you miss 39 times ?

also, how many fucking magazines did this guy have ???

51 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

That’s a hell of a story to tell at school when they ask what you did this summer. 

“I jammed a crescent wrench through the jugular vein of the devil in my basement... what’d you do?”

I told you!  I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.

Did you shoot any?

Yes, like 50 of 'em!  They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

39 times and they all missed? Maybe God was protecting her. 

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Whoever wrote that article only runs second to Shep Smith doing the play by play of a high speed car chase. Simple brilliance here. 

 

 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

How the fuck can you miss 39 times ?

also, how many fucking magazines did this guy have ???

Like shooting fish in the ocean 

Not sure of the credibility of this story because that's clearly a torx bit and not a wrench.

15 minutes ago, Assman said:

Not sure of the credibility of this story because that's clearly a torx bit and not a wrench.

Who's telling this story? You?

Unless you are Neo from the Matrix, someone dodging 39 bullets should be taken as evidence to put down the PCP and that God had another plan for you.

7 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Unless you are Neo from the Matrix, someone dodging 39 bullets should be taken as evidence to put down the PCP and that God had another plan for you.

Become an LA hit man, and take the bosses wife out for a good time occasionally ?

I'd like any of you to look me straight in the eyes and tell me this hasn't happened to you. Clearly the blue hair was his side piece.

Great shooting, Tex.

16 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

Did she look like this?

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Maybe she could have stayed if she did.

11 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Unless you are Neo from the Matrix, someone dodging 39 bullets should be taken as evidence to put down the PCP and that God had another plan for you.

Maybe he was shooting 9mm at her ?

21 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

 

“She looked possessed, her eyes were completely black, like saucers a doll's eyes, and she was laughing like it was a joke,” Lewis’s husband told 8News.

 

 

Missing a teed up shot like this, no wonder he couldn't hit her with 39 rounds.

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