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What could go wrong? Ancient life forms awaken after 40,000 years in permafrost

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Hmmmm ......


 

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for a few exceptional species, thawing ice caps and permafrost are starting to reveal another narrative - one of astonishing biological resilience.

Researchers in a warming Arctic are discovering organisms, frozen and presumed dead for millennia, that can bear life anew. These ice age zombies range from simple bacteria to multicellular animals, and their endurance is prompting scientists to revise their understanding of what it means to survive.

 

"You wouldn't assume that anything buried for hundreds of years would be viable," said La Farge, who researches mosses at the University of Alberta.

In 2009, her team was scouring Teardrop's margin to collect blackened plant matter spit out by the shrinking glacier. Their goal was to document the vegetation that long ago formed the base of the island's ecosystem.

"The material had always been considered dead. But by seeing green tissue, "I thought, 'Well, that's pretty unusual'," La Farge said about the centuries-old moss tufts she found.

She brought dozens of these curious samples back to Edmonton, lavishing them with nutrient-rich soils in a bright, warm laboratory. Almost a third of the samples burst forth with new shoots and leaves.

"We were pretty blown away," La Farge said. The moss showed few ill effects of its multi-centennial deep-freeze.



https://www.sciencealert.com/ancient-plants-and-animals-reawaken-after-40-000-years-of-the-deepest-icy-slumbers

Only one way to be sure

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I didn’t bother to read the article, but I am willing to expose my ignorance henceforth (Welcome to America!). 

It doesn’t seem too other worldly to imagine spores or seeds, even thousands of years old, sealed in a protective permafrost, to then retain some viable biologic matter that could then potentially be activated with thawing, sunlight and moisture. Not likely, but not impossible, but I guess it’s newsworthy.

I'm betting those fucking weeds in my rock garden are a descendant. 

Meh. What are you worried about?

 

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This totally jives with my understanding of the Southern Baptist Faith, so to summarize...Ain't Scared

40 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I didn’t bother to read the article, but I am willing to expose my ignorance henceforth (Welcome to America!). 

It doesn’t seem too other worldly to imagine spores or seeds, even thousands of years old, sealed in a protective permafrost, to then retain some viable biologic matter that could then potentially be activated with thawing, sunlight and moisture. Not likely, but not impossible, but I guess it’s newsworthy.

I'm betting those fucking weeds in my rock garden are a descendant. 

A buddy of mine was once convinced (and perhaps still believes) that psilocybin spores are intergalactic lifeforms, progenitors of carbon-based life, and/or probes bearing the gift of metaphysical enlightenment sent by alien civilizations. 

8 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

A buddy of mine was once convinced (and perhaps still believes) that psilocybin spores are intergalactic lifeforms, progenitors of carbon-based life, and/or probes bearing the gift of metaphysical enlightenment sent by alien civilizations. 

Yeah he's 100% right.... like ......... you don't believe that ??

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12 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

A buddy of mine was once convinced (and perhaps still believes) that psilocybin spores are intergalactic lifeforms, progenitors of carbon-based life, and/or probes bearing the gift of metaphysical enlightenment sent by alien civilizations. 

 

Of course, he was taking mushrooms at the time of this revelation, so it's understandable. 

8 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Of course, he was taking mushrooms at the time of this revelation, so it's understandable. 

He also maintained this belief when not taking mushrooms. 

25 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

A buddy of mine was once convinced (and perhaps still believes) that psilocybin spores are intergalactic lifeforms, progenitors of carbon-based life, and/or probes bearing the gift of metaphysical enlightenment sent by alien civilizations. 

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X-Files already did this

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3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I didn’t bother to read the article, but I am willing to expose my ignorance henceforth (Welcome to America!). 

It doesn’t seem too other worldly to imagine spores or seeds, even thousands of years old, sealed in a protective permafrost, to then retain some viable biologic matter that could then potentially be activated with thawing, sunlight and moisture. Not likely, but not impossible, but I guess it’s newsworthy.

I'm betting those fucking weeds in my rock garden are a descendant. 

You don't have to imagine them.  Armybrat probably has his 50000 year old spilled seeds locked up in permafrost somewhere

16 hours ago, Lobo said:

This totally jives with my understanding of the Southern Baptist Faith, so to summarize...Ain't Scared

Jibes. You jive turkey

18 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I didn’t bother to read the article, but I am willing to expose my ignorance henceforth (Welcome to America!). 

It doesn’t seem too other worldly to imagine spores or seeds, even thousands of years old, sealed in a protective permafrost, to then retain some viable biologic matter that could then potentially be activated with thawing, sunlight and moisture. Not likely, but not impossible, but I guess it’s newsworthy.

I'm betting those fucking weeds in my rock garden are a descendant. 

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So this is how it ends.  Some Canadian moss expert starts fucking around with ice age moss.

1 minute ago, Jerry Callo said:

So this is how it ends.  Some Canadian moss expert starts fucking around with ice age moss.

Yep.  She’ll be spreading The Purple Death via the world airline routes within weeks.  I’m gonna go stock up on ammo, beans, rice and rain collection systems.  

Not a scientist, but I guess I always assumed bacteria, or other simple life forms, could travel here on an asteroid. And space is colder than the   Arctic. Seems like this just proves that theory. I mean, we already know we can freeze our own biological materials for a later date. Not surprising at all that there’s something more resilient than sperm out there.

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

19 hours ago, WBT said:

X-Files already did this

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Yep. Beat me to it.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery.

3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Yep.  She’ll be spreading The Purple Death via the world airline routes within weeks.  I’m gonna go stock up on ammo, beans, rice and rain collection systems.  

I knew I got that external hard drive bay for some reason.

Is 300 gigs of porn enough you guys think? 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

Lovecraft is that you?

"Impossible!  40,000 years?!?  Erroneous!" 

-The Religious Right

 

"Then you're really not gonna like what happens next."

-The Rest of Us

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

"Impossible!  40,000 years?!?  Erroneous!" 

-The Religious Right

 

"Then you're really not gonna like what happens next."

-The Rest of Us

 

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