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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

Out:
Offense
QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
Defense
CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

In: 
Offense
WR AD Mitchell
Defense
P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

Targets (Estimated Needs): 

*Confirmed mutual interest

TE (0-1)

WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

DE (0-1) 

DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)


K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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Pato del Muerto

Full Members

No, he’s this site’s equivalent of cysticercosis.

Doc Daneeka

Full Members
13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We have walked out of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas in broad daylight on multiple occasions. Not coincidentally, @SydneyCarton subsequently has vanished for the rest of the trip on multiple occasions after the Rhino trip. Grim. 

I might apply a different standard to Vegas. Turning day into nighttime and night into daytime, and all that. A strip club in Vegas, doubly so. I mean, I presume it’s a strip club. I wouldn’t know and neither would my quasi-BIL who lives in Vegas. I’ve already said too much. Never mind. 

Knewk210

Full Members
23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We have walked out of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas in broad daylight on multiple occasions. Not coincidentally, @SydneyCarton subsequently has vanished for the rest of the trip on multiple occasions after the Rhino trip. Grim. 

I’m not fluent in French, but I have 4 years in it and can navigate France and Quebec while speaking it to folks. Aimee in America is a sure sign of stripper. You guys are clowns for contemplating otherwise. 

You don’t have enough rep to take this position. We can crowdsource you in less than an hour. I’d never advocate it, but for really terrible takes like this. Get your shit together. 

I find your response intriguing. You disagree with an opinion and respond with a threat to crowdsource me in an hour?  Are you running a Surly syndicate on here that I’m unaware of? Who is we? .. besides Sidney Carton. I thought I was on a forum just engaging in banter , but I’ve now crossed and disrespected the Surly Mob boss? How much rep is required to take a position? How much for protection money from your syndicate? 

Teryor

Full Members

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Do we make the announcement thread?

Laxtonto

Certifiably Surly
25 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I find your response intriguing. You disagree with an opinion and respond with a threat to crowdsource me in an hour?  Are you running a Surly syndicate on here that I’m unaware of? Who is we? .. besides Sidney Carton. I thought I was on a forum just engaging in banter , but I’ve now crossed and disrespected the Surly Mob boss? How much rep is required to take a position? How much for protection money from your syndicate? 

fatawa?

Its been a while since we had a good one...

kegman

Legacy Members

Hey lay off Aimee.  I have had multiple clients who spelled their name that way; but then again, I am a criminal defense attorney. 

HtownHorn

Full Members

Does this mean futureman is fisting himself?

Tex Pete

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Does this mean futureman is fisting himself?

It’s Friday night. He’d be doing that anyway. 

NorLa Horns

Full Members
6 hours ago, Plorant said:

Wait, is your friend named Charlie a Vietnamese man by chance?

Yeah. My dad still wakes up looking for that guy. 

Hookem2147

Legacy Members
(edited)
6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Texas isn't doing enough in the portal 

It’s maddening to see us lose 6 starters from last years team and then immediately add 4 high level portal guys who will likely be better than whoever started at their spot in 2022.

 

Edited by Hookem2147

Real Papi

Certifiably Surly

Let’s go AGNB.  Welcome home young man.96067B1A-01C1-4D86-9D1E-6719FCC6C1E0.thumb.jpeg.c13e07ffb12e5c0a227d1a8b1775ae0a.jpeg

Pato del Muerto

Full Members

This must have all come together at the very last second. First I’m hearing about it even being a possibility. 

Hook1997

Full Members

Definitely good at WR now if everyone stays healthy. Now if we can get good qb play and spread the ball around so our third leading receiver gets more than six catches next season and maybe don’t target Worthy 120 times next season.  The offense will be very dangerous. 

pearlandhorn

Legacy Members

Sark is recruiting like a MF. Props to all the NIL contributors as well.

Tex Pete

Legacy Members

…and y’all doubted Brandon Harris. 

futureman

Legacy Members
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You don’t have enough rep to take this position. We can crowdsource you in less than an hour. I’d never advocate it, but for really terrible takes like this. Get your shit together. 

it’s literally been years since I absolutely obliterated you on this board.  years.  and you put me on ignore and have been on the run ever since.  and you’re still full of shame, hate, and regret.  get over it, you lost. 

Knewk210

Full Members
1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

fatawa?

Its been a while since we had a good one...

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

Napoleon

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Does this mean futureman is fisting himself?

 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s Friday night. He’d be doing that anyway. 

Friday night is all about going hard into the…

Weak-End.

Radical Larry

Full Members
I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

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Foosters

Burnt Ends
12 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

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Newy25

Certifiably Surly
1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 


Four players from the portal, four starters. Is that good? That seems good. 

Junior Bonner

Certifiably Surly
17 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

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Knewk210

Full Members
10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


 

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Not sure why you would call someone gay unless you are projecting your feelings? 

UDontKnow

Legacy Members

I'm likely in the minority here, but I think Texas should continue to pursue this WR: https://www.on3.com/db/gary-bryant-jr-45189/

 

Texas could use every guy that can consistently catch back shoulder throws. Neyor is a wildcard due to injury. As excited as we are to get AD Mitchell, he missed most of this past season due to a high ankle sprain. Worthy may enter the portal again or decide to continue not putting effort into making catches. Whittington also has extensive injury history and generally runs with the ball better than he catches it. Brenen Thompson might still not be ready for the first step.

Vito Andolini

Legacy Members

I heard at Baskin-Robbins Cain has the heartbreak of psoriasis. 

Hank_Hill

Certifiably Surly
40 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm likely in the minority here, but I think Texas should continue to pursue this WR: https://www.on3.com/db/gary-bryant-jr-45189/

 

Texas could use every guy that can consistently catch back shoulder throws. Neyor is a wildcard due to injury. As excited as we are to get AD Mitchell, he missed most of this past season due to a high ankle sprain. Worthy may enter the portal again or decide to continue not putting effort into making catches. Whittington also has extensive injury history and generally runs with the ball better than he catches it. Brenen Thompson might still not be ready for the first step.

His drop percentage is like 7-8%?

Lone Star Horn

Certifiably Surly
2 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

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JesusSweatDuck

Certifiably Surly
3 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

Not sure why you would call someone gay unless you are projecting your feelings? 

Now you're just being a whiney bitch

HenryJames

Burnt Ends
On 1/20/2023 at 7:53 AM, futureman said:

the fact that Mitchell still hasn’t committed is only a bad sign.  I feel this one shifting towards the west coast. 

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Red Five

Certifiably Surly

Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington

Neyor, Cook, Thompson/Red/Moore

I think we're done at WR. 

EZ$

Legacy Members
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington

Neyor, Cook, Thompson/Red/Moore

I think we're done at WR. 

Pretty good chance the top 4 could potentially be gone after next year so really need about 4 blowouts to get Cook, Red and Moore some game reps (with Arch??). Hopefully Sark lets his nuts hang on the B12 on the way out and allows our young guys to get true game reps, not just run out the clock for the last quarter and half. 

Redneck Mutha

Certifiably Surly
10 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I heard at Baskin-Robbins Cain has the heartbreak of psoriasis. 

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tokamak

Burnt Ends
25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington

Neyor, Cook, Thompson/Red/Moore

I think we're done at WR. 

I wonder if the hot pursuit of Mitchell means that Neyor is either thinking about bouncing or still not right physically. They seem like pretty similar players and we suddenly have a lot of mouths to feed at WR/TE.

Red Five

Certifiably Surly
2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I wonder if the hot pursuit of Mitchell means that Neyor is either thinking about bouncing or still not right physically.

He's definitely not right physically yet. I think he just started running on it. 

Js1

Certifiably Surly
31 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Pretty good chance the top 4 could potentially be gone after next year so really need about 4 blowouts to get Cook, Red and Moore some game reps (with Arch??). Hopefully Sark lets his nuts hang on the B12 on the way out and allows our young guys to get true game reps, not just run out the clock for the last quarter and half. 

Sounds like a problem for a year from now. Also people still holding delusions Arch is going to play next year? 

conVINCEd

Legacy Members
6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sounds like a problem for a year from now. Also people still holding delusions Arch is going to play next year? 

If we blow out 4 teams he’ll play 4 times and still RS.

UDontKnow

Legacy Members
37 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Pretty good chance the top 4 could potentially be gone after next year so really need about 4 blowouts to get Cook, Red and Moore some game reps (with Arch??). Hopefully Sark lets his nuts hang on the B12 on the way out and allows our young guys to get true game reps, not just run out the clock for the last quarter and half. 

This is why I don't think we're done at WR. Cook can probably play on Day 1, but that's not ideal. Texas needs another experienced WR especially in the event that Mitchell, Neyor, Whittington, and Worthy all simultaneously leave (which is why I hope the staff continues recruiting Gary Bryant, Jr.).

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sounds like a problem for a year from now. Also people still holding delusions Arch is going to play next year? 

If Arch sees the field in 2023, either things went extremely well or things went extremely awry.

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