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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

Out:
Offense
QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
Defense
CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

In: 
Offense
WR AD Mitchell
Defense
P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

Targets (Estimated Needs): 

*Confirmed mutual interest

TE (0-1)

WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

DE (0-1) 

DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)


K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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DanTheHorn

Burnt Ends
16 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Disappointed I did not see the gif in the comments section.

Welcome to Paradise, @LilThurm 🌴#TriCountyTakeover#WinningInParadise

 

CashMcCoy

Burnt Ends
3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Disappointed I did not see the gif in the comments section.

Welcome to Paradise, @LilThurm 🌴#TriCountyTakeover#WinningInParadise

 

Tom, Good call in bringing in Casey. Casey was jobbed at Texas by the new coaching staff. You had the Team set for an NC run, but idiot Texas ad, etal KNEW that if they Stayed with Your Direction(Never losing a bowl game, etc), then they would not be able to fire U. 🪝'em.

Standard orangebloods poster

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
1 minute ago, CashMcCoy said:
Tom, Good call in bringing in Casey. Casey was jobbed at Texas by the new coaching staff. You had the Team set for an NC run, but idiot Texas ad, etal KNEW that if they Stayed with Your Direction(Never losing a bowl game, etc), then they would not be able to fire U. 🪝'em.

Standard orangebloods poster

Damn, that twitter account has some...hawt political takes. 

Vertigo

Certifiably Surly
(edited)
4 hours ago, ousux said:

Lol, forgot BBQ shef extraordinaire Terry Price's son bolted to App State

He just wanted to say he won once at Kyle Field. 

Edited by Vertigo

Vertigo

Certifiably Surly
9 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:
Tom, Good call in bringing in Casey. Casey was jobbed at Texas by the new coaching staff. You had the Team set for an NC run, but idiot Texas ad, etal KNEW that if they Stayed with Your Direction(Never losing a bowl game, etc), then they would not be able to fire U. 🪝'em.

Standard orangebloods poster

Did Michelle get another burner account?

Ricky's one-hitter

Certifiably Surly
33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Damn, that twitter account has some...hawt political takes. 

I Dont Arrested Development GIF

Ghost of Shag

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Holy shit.

Well done.

Mdhorn

Certifiably Surly
5 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Crossposting from the aggy 2024 thread.

Aggy got a commit from a.... Grand Valley State transfer

https://247sports.com/Player/Jahdae-Walker-46141344/
 

God’s Plan 🙏🏾🙏🏾 1000% Committed!!!!

 

Iron sharpens iron.

Xminus6

Legacy Members
41 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Iron sharpens iron.

Bread sharpens bread?

Scholz

Legacy Members

Fuck Gaspar Gomez

NoName

Legacy Members
16 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Disappointed I did not see the gif in the comments section.

Welcome to Paradise, @LilThurm 🌴#TriCountyTakeover#WinningInParadise

 

oh, yes, yes, yes.

Boca Raton is well known as paradise. well, it is if you are old. the median age is ONLY 10 years older than the rest of the united states!

NoName

Legacy Members
16 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Did Michelle get another burner account?

naw, this person signs their own tweets sometimes, says they went to seminary, has this weird habit of posting something then RTing their own tweet like 1 min later, RTs some truly bad memes. not limited to bad in topic but just poorly done, not funny, shitty memes.

all you need to know about that account is that it is less than a year old and has 22k+ tweets

ran it through some bot checkers and it looks like an actual person. dude is truly a unicorn, nobody with that many super strong beliefs on the political spectrum is also a Tom Herman Superfan.

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
On 5/2/2023 at 4:47 PM, texifornia said:

One of the "oh yeah, that guy"s of college football

Auburn QB T.J. Finley will enter the portal as a grad transfer. @CClemente247 story: https://t.co/2AANr8Yqzb

 

 

Evil Bill Obrien

Full Members
7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

SEC castoff transfer QB battle between Finley and Malik Hornsby gonna be mighty interesting to watch for GJ Kinne's first year in San Marcos. Hope one of them works out and can run train on the Sunbelt...

RabidM

Full Members

Jimbo losing a recruiting battle to Florida State would be kind of tasty. 

LTtxfan

Legacy Members

Since some here don't stray to the football board, gonna cross-post this...

Second time this week Alabama reached into the G5 for a DB transfer.This one from UAB. https://t.co/zQj7gLIuM8

 

sunset87

Certifiably Surly
On 5/10/2023 at 10:07 PM, Getafix said:

 

Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.

ATM Victimized?

Or Advantage: Aggy! ??

 

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Here's the tally:

INCOMING

4 stars: 3

3 stars: 3

Unranked: 1

 

OUTGOING

4 stars: 9

3 stars: 10

Unranked: 7

 

Whoop!sie ...

 

 

I’m not going to look it up, but I could swear that most of those outgoing transfers were mostly rated as 4 and 5 stars by the aggie 9.95’s when they were originally signed. 
 

How surprising…

Bevo14

Full Members
On 5/10/2023 at 11:07 PM, Getafix said:

 

Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.

ATM Victimized?

Or Advantage: Aggy! ??

 

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Here's the tally:

INCOMING

4 stars: 3

3 stars: 3

Unranked: 1

 

OUTGOING

4 stars: 9

3 stars: 10

Unranked: 7

 

Whoop!sie ...

 

 

Damn. When you lay it out like that, they look even more fucked than I thought they were, and they were already pretty fucking fucked.

Pato del Muerto

Full Members
On 5/11/2023 at 3:29 PM, DanTheHorn said:

Disappointed I did not see the gif in the comments section.

Welcome to Paradise, @LilThurm 🌴#TriCountyTakeover#WinningInParadise

 

This place is paradise. What should we call it?  I know- Rat Mouth. 

Hank Chinaski

Legacy Members
On 5/11/2023 at 2:33 PM, CashMcCoy said:
Tom, Good call in bringing in Casey. Casey was jobbed at Texas by the new coaching staff. You had the Team set for an NC run, but idiot Texas ad, etal KNEW that if they Stayed with Your Direction(Never losing a bowl game, etc), then they would not be able to fire U. 🪝'em.

 

I assumed this was a joke, but the few here who have reviewed his other takes (I’ll abstain) indicate that it probably isn’t.

Imagine thinking that Tom Herman had this program “set for a NC run” when he left his successor with a roster that had a total of zero players drafted. None.

If one can genuinely believe this, I imagine that his thoughts about politics or anything else in life are equally asinine.

Red Five

Certifiably Surly

Trying to follow the logic train here. We were all set up for a NC run under Herman, but we fired him because if we didn't, then he would be very successful and we wouldn't get the chance to fire him later and oh no I've gone cross-eyed. 

Im_smarter_then_you

Burnt Ends
5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Trying to follow the logic train here. We were all set up for a NC run under Herman, but we fired him because if we didn't, then he would be very successful and we wouldn't get the chance to fire him later and oh no I've gone cross-eyed. 

See Lsu and les miles

Red Five

Certifiably Surly
21 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

See Lsu and les miles

If we thought Tom Herman had built the program into a NC-winning one, we would have given him a monster extension. But he hadn't, and everyone knew that (including recruits), and everyone hated him anyway so we fired him.

Im_smarter_then_you

Burnt Ends
7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we thought Tom Herman had built the program into a NC-winning one, we would have given him a monster extension. But he hadn't, and everyone knew that (including recruits), and everyone hated him anyway so we fired him.

Imo the moment he lost the Brock’s he was done

Park Gothic

Burnt Ends
2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I assumed this was a joke, but the few here who have reviewed his other takes (I’ll abstain) indicate that it probably isn’t.

Imagine thinking that Tom Herman had this program “set for a NC run” when he left his successor with a roster that had a total of zero players drafted. None.

If one can genuinely believe this, I imagine that his thoughts about politics or anything else in life are equally asinine.

I'm not gonna get all CR here, but the rest of his twitter makes it clear that he is living on another planet. 

UDontKnow

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Imo the moment he lost the Brock’s he was done

Fuck the Brocks! (It actually worked out well that they didn't come to Texas).

Herbie Hancock

Legacy Members
Imo the moment he lost the Brock’s he was done

Giving the Brock's credit for being anything other than giant cocksucking bitches is being too generous.

Teryor

Full Members
QUACK: Oregon lands transfer portal commitment from former USC WR Gary Bryant Jr.https://t.co/eZuNfFnHQQ

Aggy "scared off" all the actual good receivers in the portal with their all-conference D2 transfer

WBT

Legacy Members
On 5/13/2023 at 10:36 AM, closetohumping said:

Imo the moment he lost the Brock’s he was done

 

On 5/13/2023 at 12:21 PM, Herbie Hancock said:


Giving the Brock's credit for being anything other than giant cocksucking bitches is being too generous.

Brocks you simpletons

Herbie Hancock

Legacy Members
Brocks you simpletons

Fucking autocorrect you sloppy wanker.

RomaVicta

Certifiably Surly
44 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Fucking autocorrect you sloppy wanker.

Laziness, you syphilitic son of a seven-dollar chancred whore!

billfromlaketravis

Legacy Members
13 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

So, the aggies have been on quite a run in the transfer portal receiver market.  Some of this info has been posted, but here's a quick recap.  

Gary Bryant:  Committed to Oregon (posted above).

Keon Coleman:  Canceled aggie visit, down to Ole Miss and FSU.  Ole Miss mod feels "very, very good" about chances with Coleman.  If he commits to Ole Miss, he would replace ex-aggie Chris Marshall.

And of course the aggies play Ole Miss (@ Ole Miss) this season.

Shemar Kirk:  Just committed to Miami.

And of course the aggies play Miami (@ Miami) this season.

Tyler Harrell:  Just committed to Miami.  He has speed, and speed ... well, speed does what DJ Durkin does.  

And of course the aggies ... see above.

 

Whoop!

 

Office aggys are "concerned with the direction of the program", but Jimbo is still better than Sark! Whoop! 

Quite an admission from well known cult members. 

FreeHorn

Burnt Ends

Speaking of Brock’s, is Tommy expected to start at TCU?

Deej

Burnt Ends

Highway 6 runs one way. 

tokamak

Burnt Ends
On 5/12/2023 at 11:53 AM, Getafix said:

 

Celebrate Germany GIF by Jake Martella

Would be quite happy to disappoint this fraulein

pacman

Full Members
5 hours ago, FreeHorn said:

Speaking of Brock’s, is Tommy expected to start at TCU?

 

 

Vertigo

Certifiably Surly
10 hours ago, pacman said:

 

 

I love how their coach just let that slide. Besides, it's not like Brock needs that much work. He only gave up 4 sacks in 5 plays during Bama's spring game last year to Dallas Turner. 

UDontKnow

Legacy Members
(edited)

Never mind. I am blind.

Fuck the Brocks!

Edited by UDontKnow

Creasy Bear

crowd sourced
1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I love how their coach just let that slide. Besides, it's not like Brock needs that much work. He only gave up 4 sacks in 5 plays during Bama's spring game last year to Dallas Turner. 

Is his shoulder just beyond repair or is he just lazy? No fire in that push at all. 

Ricky's one-hitter

Certifiably Surly
16 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

No fire in that push at all. 

Not a Man on Fire?

Atticus

Full Members
4 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

Is his shoulder just beyond repair or is he just lazy? No fire in that push at all. 

Not just the push, but the get off was molasses. Laziness

Hornlover

Legacy Members
Ohio State’s Seth Towns has entered the transfer portal. He has played college basketball since 2016. 2016-17: Harvard2017-18: Harvard2018-19: Harvard (Injured)2019-20: Harvard (Injured)2020-21: Ohio State2021-22: Ohio State (Injured) 2022-23: Did not play2023-24: TBD

Seth Towns is in the portal. He will be an 8th Year senior.

 

texifornia

Certifiably Surly

The guy we processed out for Ethan Burke

 

Rockwell Torrey

Certifiably Surly
1 hour ago, Hornlover said:
Ohio State’s Seth Towns has entered the transfer portal. He has played college basketball since 2016. 2016-17: Harvard2017-18: Harvard2018-19: Harvard (Injured)2019-20: Harvard (Injured)2020-21: Ohio State2021-22: Ohio State (Injured) 2022-23: Did not play2023-24: TBD

Seth Towns is in the portal. He will be an 8th Year senior.

 

That is Dr. Seth Towns to you (at a minimum he should have a Phd by now).

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