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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

Out:
Offense
QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
Defense
CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

In: 
Offense
WR AD Mitchell
Defense
P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

Targets (Estimated Needs): 

*Confirmed mutual interest

TE (0-1)

WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

DE (0-1) 

DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)


K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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irishtexan

Full Members

This is a good point. Austin is not for children.


Wu-Tang, however, IS for the children.

Sir Ulrich

Full Members
55 minutes ago, immamac said:

We have a surly exclusive announcement for Monday. Edit is already done for a big portal announcement. 

Brock Bowers will look good in burnt orange

Constant

Certifiably Surly
6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ooof. It’s almost like Brent Venables isn’t great at winning friends and influencing people. 

They’re upset with Lebby over Evers not getting a shot when Gabriel went out. And it’s a totally legitimate grief. Beville was horrible. 

closetojumping

Certifiably Surly
9 minutes ago, immamac said:

I wouldn’t let that happen. He’s honestly my favorite dude. Such a great person I think we are gonna see a big push from him next season. 

I’ll fall for it, I guess. Are you trolling us about a significant announcement on Monday or is there something happening that we’d be excited about here? 

Cairn Horn88

Legacy Members

So, the Brock’s want to portal to Texas??

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
19 minutes ago, Constant said:

They’re upset with Lebby over Evers not getting a shot when Gabriel went out. And it’s a totally legitimate grief. Beville was horrible. 

Yeah. That’s what I said. 

BurntOrange&White

Legacy Members
Just now, RGBIII said:

Lol you think I respect myself? Let alone one of my decisions?

You look like Tom Herman so no.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

You look like Tom Herman so no.

He looked like Texas Tom Herman. Not FAU Tom Herman. 

BurntOrange&White

Legacy Members
(edited)
1 minute ago, immamac said:

He looked like Texas Tom Herman. Not FAU Tom Herman. 

Had to google his FAU pictures....got damn, man must be on the shit. Looking rail thin.


 

Edited by BurntOrange&White

ClubWhatever

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You look like Tom Herman so no.

Chicken wing Tom Herman not dysentery Tom Herman 

KYHorn

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, immamac said:

He looked like Texas Tom Herman. Not FAU Tom Herman. 

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RGBIII

Certifiably Surly
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

He looked like Texas Tom Herman. Not FAU Tom Herman. 

Think I can afford cocaine? In this economy?

BurntOrange&White

Legacy Members
Just now, RGBIII said:

Think I can afford cocaine? In this economy?

Tom Herman Introduction - Florida Atlantic University Athletics

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WinningIsHard

Full Members
1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Fuck.  We're losing @RGBIII , aren't we.  East Coast Cardboard & Fiber Filler recruited him into the portal.  Relocating to Hartford.

I was thinking he was moving to Florida, work as a double for Herman in case he shits the bed and needs a fall guy for the press conferences. 

nycHorn

Burnt Ends
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That’s some Dallas buyers club type vibe going on there.

HtownHorn

Full Members
10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tom Herman Introduction - Florida Atlantic University Athletics

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Holy shit. He looks awful.

Vertuzzi

Full Members

Does FAU not have a working AC unit or are those coke sweat beads on his forehead?

cafe society

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, Newy25 said:


Oh yes. Because, you know there was a half where he wasn’t as productive as he normally is. Good old 6th Street went with the “he’s overrated put in Johnson” position. 

And that's why the wise move is to put him on ignore.

cafe society

Legacy Members
2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

No violence? No murder? No problem.
 

You guys must’ve been a bunch of choir boys.  A little weed, speeding in a garage, curfew — I’m not seeing Tony Montana here… 

Not sure if serious.  Jimbo covered up for a rapist at FSU.  For two years.  Denver Harris couldn't make it through a single fucking year under Jimbo.  Chris Lane apparently earned his masters in 2-3 years in aggyland.  Harris was booted by the university, possibly for academic malfeasance.  He isn't even welcome at the high school he was celebrated at just a single fucking year ago.  Read between the lines, do the math, whatever.  Don't be deliberately obtuse, though.

TheAuditor

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

 


Wu-Tang, however, IS for the children.

 

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Junior Bonner

Certifiably Surly
(edited)
19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

All of this, but let us put it in a simpler manner @Junior Bonner: you’ve got the same opinion as @6th Street. Why don’t you take a minute and ruminate on your life choices for a bit, eh?

I have. And I respect CTJ’s opinion, which is why I’ve stopped posting on this issue three hours ago. So fuck you. 
 

I mean that in the best way. All due respect. 

Edited by Junior Bonner

Daichee Bell

Certifiably Surly
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tom Herman Introduction - Florida Atlantic University Athletics

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texifornia

Certifiably Surly
3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Are you under the impression schools like Stanford are difficult once you get in?  They aren’t.  Schools like that are hard to get in.  They might even be harder to fail out of.  

Academics as a football player at Stanford are much harder than academics as a football player at most schools. They make you go to class and actually do the assignments, and you have to have a baseline level of composition and general knowledge.

Junior Bonner

Certifiably Surly

Looks a little more normal here… F22761B4-03D8-468F-8EDF-0501E9A6B9F3.thumb.png.107486a92b1faa15dd6d9160e14d1681.png

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
28 minutes ago, RichUT said:

 

I almost wish Texas needed a portal RB. 

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
(edited)
25 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I have. And I respect CTJ’s opinion, which is why I’ve stopped posting on this issue three hours ago. So fuck you. 
 

I mean that in the best way. All due respect. 

Lol 3 hours ago. This is surly, sir, you are well aware we will be throwing this in your face years from now no matter how many times you’ve declared you’ve changed your mind. It’s 6th Street for fucks sake. You’d have an easier time covering up a Jerry Sandusky or Ryan Day tattoo. 

Edited by SydneyCarton

BarthHollamew

Full Members
(edited)

Is that really one of their helmet variations!!!???  Not a shape to put on a football helmet.  Unless, maybe for a bachelorette party or something.  

Edited by BarthHollamew

gmr548

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If they can find a one and done difference maker at any of the three IOL roles, they’ll take him. 

Good to hear. By internally, I meant Majors isn't going to be losing his job to Hutson or Campbell or anything. But like I said, a proven all conference level guy can't be ignored.

3 hours ago, utexas8 said:

 

 


That was fast

 

Not surprised. Not giving him any significant time in the RRS was a pretty damning indictment of what the OU staff thought of him. Time will tell if it was damning for that staff or Evers.

UDontKnow

Legacy Members
15 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Looks a little more normal here… F22761B4-03D8-468F-8EDF-0501E9A6B9F3.thumb.png.107486a92b1faa15dd6d9160e14d1681.png

 

Maybe the guy quit drinking and that's how he slimmed down? 

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Maybe the guy quit drinking and that's how he slimmed down? 

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chad.ihrig

Full Members
 
Maybe the guy quit drinking and that's how he slimmed down? 

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Viper

Burnt Ends
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tom Herman Introduction - Florida Atlantic University Athletics

Did he get sent to a Siberian penal colony?

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SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
(edited)
4 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Exactly. Imagine if this guy was such a dildo that he bragged about making a burnt orange shirt with “don’t care got jimbo” on it. We would be busting on that jack ass for years to come.

This guy fucking gets it. 
 

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Also jackass is one word.

Edited by SydneyCarton

Yev Kassem

Legacy Members
34 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Looks a little more normal here… F22761B4-03D8-468F-8EDF-0501E9A6B9F3.thumb.png.107486a92b1faa15dd6d9160e14d1681.png

Mrs. Herman looks thrilled to be there. 

Newy25

Certifiably Surly

He needs to ditch the dad suit and get custom fit. If you are skinny, don’t get your coat from a department store. Someone point the man to Suit Supply. 

texifornia

Certifiably Surly
Just now, Newy25 said:

He needs to ditch the dad suit and get custom fit. If you are skinny, don’t get your coat from a department store. Someone point the man to Suit Supply. 

I would imagine he got a tailored suit while he was at UT, and it's now it looks tent-y.

Codaxx

Full Members
3 hours ago, immamac said:

We have a surly exclusive announcement for Monday. Edit is already done for a big portal announcement. 


Tellmise more!! Monday is more than Adeleye 

NorLa Horns

Full Members
12 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Mrs. Herman looks thrilled to be there. 

Shes paid her G5 dues. Shes a power 5 wife motherfucker!!

Wishbone

Legacy Members
37 minutes ago, BarthHollamew said:

Is that really one of their helmet variations!!!???  Not a shape to put on a football helmet.  Unless, maybe for a bachelorette party or something.  

“Horn Down”?

HtownHorn

Full Members
(edited)

Herman's oldest son looks like he hangs out with Jimbo's youngest son.

Edited by HtownHorn

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