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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

Out:
Offense
QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
Defense
CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

In: 
Offense
WR AD Mitchell
Defense
P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

Targets (Estimated Needs): 

*Confirmed mutual interest

TE (0-1)

WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

DE (0-1) 

DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)


K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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ClubWhatever

Legacy Members
2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Somebody ponied up.  

pacman

Full Members
(edited)

 

Nahlin states the staff has "real interest".

 

 

Edited by pacman

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I was a freshmen in high school when I started on a 3A message boards. If I’m not mistaken @Panchoinviter me shaggy. Never posted on horns fans. 

3ADL!

T-shirt Sip

Full Members
19 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Legit thought Jake Smith was already out of cfb. 

He is. He just doesn’t know it. 

BurntOrange&White

Legacy Members
21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

3ADL!

Look at this, found it digging through old files. 
 

 

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Enemy07

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WTF. There use to be Longhorn websites run by Katys and Karens?! Pics?

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
1 minute ago, Enemy07 said:

WTF. There use to be Longhorn websites run by Katys and Karens?! Pics?

Katy Agnor weighed like 3 bills and allegedly washed irregularly at best. 

Yuk

Certifiably Surly
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Katy Agnor weighed like 3 bills and allegedly washed irregularly at best. 

Better known as the whale cunt.

cafe society

Legacy Members
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Katy Agnor weighed like 3 bills and allegedly washed irregularly at best. 

I never knew her to be hygienically challenged, but she was very hefty.  Like an angry rhino.

Im_smarter_then_you

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Better known as the whale cunt.

Heard some cowardly bastards call her Agnor the Hut

MirrOlure

Certifiably Surly
Katy Agnor weighed like 3 bills and allegedly washed irregularly at best. 

[mention=192]SydneyCarton[/mention] or @yuk is Bob Wheeler? I’llbegoddamned

Pato del Muerto

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Any relation to Darkwing?

Getafix

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4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

 

Lulz.

 

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Gil Bang

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Leach is an asshole.  This we know to be true.

Sejjr

Certifiably Surly
8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Based.

WBT

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is his brother the guy that stole horses, burned farms, killed men, raped women, and stole children all over the territory?

Cooterhorn

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Got a Sally cookies NIL deal. It’s a lot like Candi Fisher 

VirginiaLonghorn

Legacy Members
5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is his brother the guy that stole horses, burned farms, killed men, raped women, and stole children all over the territory?

Blue … same 

26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'll brace for incoming negbombs.  

I liked Katy and Robert.  I got to know them personally, and I liked them.

I didn't necessarily agree with their moderation policies.  In fact, I often disagreed with them, but, it was their site, not mine.  I got more blinking envelopes than I can count.

I helped host all but one of the hornfans CA tailgates along with Robert and Katy.  I wasn't involved with the first Holiday Bowl, but I did all the rest of them, along with both Pasadena games.  I was the asshole with the horse trailer full of beer (pulled by my tits Bronco that my cunt ex won in the divorce), and I was almost always cooking sausages or Carne Asada, on my grill that I hauled from home in the trailer.  For those that didn't have a ticket to the USC game, that was my (really fucking big in those days) TV set up on the Brookside golf course for the watch party.  There were at least a couple hundred folks gathered for that.

I have vivid memories of meeting the Agnor's at Costco the day before the game, and loading 40 30-packs of beer and untold amounts of ice into my trailer, all paid for by hornfans.  1200 fucking beers for thirsty Texans. 

This site is certainly a vast improvement, but hornfans, in it's prime, was the best thing on the 'net (at the time).

Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

SarkAfterDark

Certifiably Surly

Well you lame bastards have turned another thread to shit. 

Gil Bang

Legacy Members
(edited)
2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

I'm sure they are fantastic, and I hope I can attend one in the near future.   If Texas ever plays out here again, I'll do what I can to help, should my help be wanted or needed. 

Edited by Gil Bang

Longhornlove

Burnt Ends
1 minute ago, immamac said:

Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

My wife and her tits are famous now.

Ignatius

Certifiably Surly
48 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'll brace for incoming negbombs.  

I liked Katy and Robert.  I got to know them personally, and I liked them.

I couldn’t stand the way they/she ultimately ran the site, but I was in the 5AM Pink Lot tailgate queue with them for years and liked them personally….

MirrOlure

Certifiably Surly
Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

You got a balloon blimp? We need a balloon blimp.

Knighthawk

Legacy Members

Mid 80s dork freshman at Castilian with my Mac computer before internet porn was a thing.   So much young horny pussy those days.   Like shooting fish in a barrel … except for the occasional std.  good times indeed. 

Bevo14

Full Members
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I'll brace for incoming negbombs.  

I liked Katy and Robert.  I got to know them personally, and I liked them.

I didn't necessarily agree with their moderation policies.  In fact, I often disagreed with them, but, it was their site, not mine.  I got more blinking envelopes than I can count.

I helped host all but one of the hornfans CA tailgates along with Robert and Katy.  I wasn't involved with the first Holiday Bowl, but I did all the rest of them, along with both Pasadena games.  I was the asshole with the horse trailer full of beer (pulled by my tits Bronco that my cunt ex won in the divorce), and I was almost always cooking sausages or Carne Asada, on my grill that I hauled from home in the trailer.  For those that didn't have a ticket to the USC game, that was my (really fucking big in those days) TV set up on the Brookside golf course for the watch party.  There were at least a couple hundred folks gathered for that.

I have vivid memories of meeting the Agnor's at Costco the day before the game, and loading 40 30-packs of beer and untold amounts of ice into my trailer, all paid for by hornfans.  1200 fucking beers for thirsty Texans. 

This site is certainly a vast improvement, but hornfans, in it's prime, was the best thing on the 'net (at the time).

actually a cool story bro

Rhinotx

Legacy Members
36 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

My wife and her tits are famous now.

Pics or …..

Longhornlove

Burnt Ends
2 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

Pics or …..

Been posted several times and my avatar thanks to @immamac

Hank_Hill

Certifiably Surly
41 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

My wife and her tits are famous now.

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William Bludworth

Full Members
59 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

My wife and her tits are famous now.

Go on...

Horn Dog

Certifiably Surly
1 hour ago, immamac said:

Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

If Texas can get  back into a National Championship game, the surly tailgate will be overflowing 

ClubWhatever

Legacy Members
32 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Mid 80s dork freshman at Castilian with my Mac computer before internet porn was a thing.   So much young horny pussy those days.   Like shooting fish in a barrel … except for the occasional std.  good times indeed. 

So you’re actually old enough to have eaten at Night Hawk

CTC2

Legacy Members
3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So you’re actually old enough to have eaten at Night Hawk

Fuck Yeah!  As well as that bad ass restaurant at the Villa Capri.

12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If Texas can get  back into a National Championship game, the surly tailgate will be overflowing 

I deleted the portion of my post where I talked about how much easier it is to do everything with the site when the team hasn't been wandering the desert for 13 years.

CTC2

Legacy Members
42 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Mid 80s dork freshman at Castilian with my Mac computer before internet porn was a thing.   So much young horny pussy those days.   Like shooting fish in a barrel … except for the occasional std.  good times indeed. 

13th floor Castilian, fall 86, pretty much the apex of my life.

Cairn Horn88

Legacy Members
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Leach is an asshole.  This we know to be true.

Leach should enter the portal!

JBJ

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Any relation to Darkwing?

Username

Danimal

Certifiably Surly
12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

And the beat goes on…

 

Now we know where the extra Owens money came from

Tex Pete

Legacy Members
3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

helped host all but one of the hornfans CA tailgates along with Robert and Katy.  I wasn't involved with the first Holiday Bowl, but I did all the rest of them, along with both Pasadena games.  I was the asshole with the horse trailer full of beer (pulled by my tits Bronco that my cunt ex won in the divorce), and I was almost always cooking sausages or Carne Asada, on my grill that I hauled from home in the trailer.  For those that didn't have a ticket to the USC game, that was my (really fucking big in those days) TV set up on the Brookside golf course for the watch party.  There were at least a couple hundred folks gathered for that.

Those Rose Bowl tailgates were awesome. Tons of people, and I recall Cory Redding hanging out most of the time. I met Gil at the grill and chatted a good bit. I’m sure I did nothing to help, but I drank plenty of beer. Took me until a couple of years ago to figure out Gil was BW from Hornfans. 
 

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This site is certainly a vast improvement, but hornfans, in it's prime, was the best thing on the 'net (at the time).

It was very good. Much different than this site, but still a great site. Unfortunately, the success got to Katy’s head and she destroyed it all. 

Hiphopopotamos

New Members
5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Do want. 6th year Super Senior. 5 sacks each of the last two seasons. 

conVINCEd

Legacy Members
3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Those Rose Bowl tailgates were awesome. Tons of people, and I recall Cory Redding hanging out most of the time. I met Gil at the grill and chatted a good bit. I’m sure I did nothing to help, but I drank plenty of beer. Took me until a couple of years ago to figure out Gil was BW from Hornfans. 
 

It was very good. Much different than this site, but still a great site. Unfortunately, the success got to Katy’s head and she destroyed it all. 

I had the pleasure of teaching Cory Redding a few pool lessons at the Agnor’s house.  About the only thing I could beat him at, but the stars aligned that day.  No Iill will towards Katy or Robert, but they zigged when I zagged.  They’re probably proud of zigging, and I’m not sorry for zagging.

Gil Bang

Legacy Members
(edited)
16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Those Rose Bowl tailgates were awesome. Tons of people, and I recall Cory Redding hanging out most of the time. I met Gil at the grill and chatted a good bit. I’m sure I did nothing to help, but I drank plenty of beer. Took me until a couple of years ago to figure out Gil was BW from Hornfans. 
 

It was very good. Much different than this site, but still a great site. Unfortunately, the success got to Katy’s head and she destroyed it all. 

Yeah, I was Big Will on Hornfans.  Cory, at one point, ducked into my trailer to avoid the crowd of fans.   His wife, a tiny thing, was a doll.  Priscilla?  

And upthread, when I referenced a couple of hundred people at the tailgate; those were the ones that came to Pasadena and couldn't get into the game.  They stayed on the golf course to watch the game on the TV.

Edited by Gil Bang

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